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TheWorstPoster 07/14/17 3:20:00 AM #1: |
Except that she weighs 10 tons, has a massive trunk, large ears, and teeth protruding forwards.
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TheCyborgNinja 07/14/17 3:20:59 AM #2: |
She weighs 10 tons, so running is an option.
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Syntheticon 07/14/17 4:01:08 AM #3: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
Except that she weighs 10 tons, has a massive trunk, large ears, and teeth protruding forwards. Wait, how is she the girl of my dreams? Do you mean I've been catfished in this scenario? --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TES_Nut 07/14/17 9:24:25 AM #4: |
Don't have sex with elephants
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Yellow 07/14/17 9:54:51 AM #5: |
The only way the girl of my dreams could weigh ten tons is if she had a piece of her body somehow attached to a loaded semi-truck.
Or just a giant external tumor that weighs 10 tons attached with a noodle of skin or something. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWorstPoster 07/14/17 8:13:43 PM #6: |
bump
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wwinterj25 07/14/17 8:20:27 PM #7: |
Needs facial hair.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/14/17 8:23:06 PM #8: |
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StarReaper13 07/14/17 8:30:04 PM #9: |
"You meet the girl of your dreams, but she's an elephant."
Sorry, but one of the main things that the girl of my dreams has going for her is that she isn't an elephant, nor does she have elephant traits. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 07/14/17 8:45:32 PM #10: |
TC living up to its username.
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/15/17 6:14:59 AM #11: |
I don't dream about elephants.
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TheWorstPoster 07/15/17 4:15:27 PM #12: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I don't dream about elephants. Not even when you get drunk? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 07/15/17 4:19:38 PM #13: |
I'd just stand in the room with her and not talk about her.
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ninjabay 07/15/17 4:23:35 PM #14: |
Well if she is indeed the girl of my dreams, personality, body and face then i could live with it
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/15/17 4:55:12 PM #15: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...I don't dream about elephants. I don't get drunk. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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