Board 8 > These 40 y/o Michigan Women Married JESUS CHRIST and vowed lifelong VIRGINITY!.

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Full Throttle
07/13/17 12:59:26 AM
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Do you believe in Jesus Christ?


Three 40 y/o HEIFERS from Detroit, Michigan were "married to Jesus" and made lifelong promises to chastity and becoming the first CONSECRATED VIRGINS!!

41 y/o Laurie Malashanko, 42 y/o Karen Ervin and 40 y/o Theresa Jordan wore white dresses and made their vows at the ceremony as they even had FAMILY witness this tragedy...oopsa a poo, i mean blessed wedding :)

They are not nuns and have not joined a religious order and will work regular jobs and support themselves financially

They gave themselves to Christ and by Catholic law, are now "mythically betrothed to Christ"

Theresa said "I felt like it was an opportunity to take my relationship with Christ one step further.

Karen said "The focus is how to be in the world, but not be of it, and having this understanding of your role as a bride of Christ and reflecting your love of Jesus to this world"

Their sham wedding was full of guests and the mass began like a other mass. They carried oil lamps as they walk down the aisle and as the Litany of the Saints was recited, they lay prostrate..

Archbishop Allen Vigneron gave them a ring and put veils over their heads along with a prayer book..then they sang "I am a spouse to him, whom the angels serve, sun and moon stand in wonder at his glory.

The women said they are very happy and were elated to marry Christ as they felt aligned with HIS VIRGINITY, his purity and his sufferings..Theresa also said "To be mystically espoused to him, it was very joyful"

The women felt called to religious life as Karen is a principal at a Catholic girls school, Laurie works for a publishing company and Theresa is a French teacher at Marygrove College.

Theresa said that people are critical of this but said "in today's society, virginity is often criticized, it's made fun of. To b e in this world where there's lots of sexual immorality and perversion, this is a great task set before me, but it's one i look forward to overcoming and help others learn the beauty of virginity and chastity in this world"

There are 250 consecrated virgins in the US and 4000 worldwide..

Do you believe in Jesus Christ? let's see what people will vote.

The Virgin Heifers

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5tarscream
07/13/17 1:08:59 AM
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Are you sure they are all girls. Even that guy with the blonde wig.
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Tom Bombadil
07/13/17 8:50:35 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
oopsa a poo

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banananor
07/13/17 9:43:14 AM
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i came into this topic assuming that this was a way for them to be low-key gay in a social environment where that is normally unacceptable

but based on the quotes i'm not so sure anymore

Full Throttle posted...
oopsa a poo

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HashtagSEP
07/13/17 9:47:02 AM
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banananor posted...
i came into this topic assuming that this was a way for them to be low-key gay in a social environment where that is normally unacceptable

but based on the quotes i'm not so sure anymore

Full Throttle posted...
oopsa a poo


Nah, they're not gay.

Just not attractive.
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Dancedreamer
07/13/17 9:49:46 AM
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Wait wait wait....

So not only will people on their third marriage not be 'destroying the sanctity of marriage', but marrying someone who's not there.. and who cannot consent to the marriage... isn't destroying the sanctity of marriage? But two guys getting married, or two girls getting married is?
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Cybat
07/13/17 11:07:30 AM
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How many y/o is Jesus Christ
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Dancedreamer
07/13/17 11:16:49 AM
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Also isn't this Polygamy?
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greatdreamhero
07/13/17 11:22:31 AM
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Hmmm there is a common motif among some Ancient religions that have this intensely negative attitude towards sexuality this thread between hinduism, christianity and greek stoicism is really fascinating.
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Zachnorn
07/13/17 11:32:53 AM
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how many y/o is the church
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