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Kitt
07/09/17 11:08:02 PM
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Ivynn
07/09/17 11:09:56 PM
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Kangaroo.

I prefer to be kicked to death than getting my balls and face ripped off.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/09/17 11:10:13 PM
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Darmik
07/09/17 11:10:17 PM
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A kangaroo for sure. A Chimpanzee would rip your face apart. Kangaroo's rely on kicking you.

Neither would be pleasant though.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
07/09/17 11:12:07 PM
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Kangaroo.

Don't know much about them but saw that video of the guy who popped one in the mouth.

From what I read a chimp is all muscle and would rip you apart.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/17 11:12:54 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Kangaroo.

I prefer to be kicked to death than getting my balls and face ripped off.


Probably this. From what i've seen on youtube, you can clobber a Roo right on the face with a stiff punch and he'll stand there almost offended that you took him up on his offer....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1idLs-zPw

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DifferentialEquation
07/09/17 11:13:05 PM
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A kangaroo. You can subdue them with the right technique:

https://youtu.be/5iyNncvIrz8?t=4m53s

I doubt the same could be done to a chimp.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
07/09/17 11:13:49 PM
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cobain27
07/09/17 11:14:56 PM
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Actually, kangaroos tend to disembowel enemies with their exceptionally sharp claws or run into water then drown whatever is chasing them. They're really nothing to fuck with.
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ThyCorndog
07/09/17 11:15:32 PM
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kangaroo easily. both can fuck you up badly but a kangaroo is just a dumb giant rat. chimps will go for your eyes and balls
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YookaLaylee
07/09/17 11:16:03 PM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Kangaroo.

Don't know much about them but saw that video of the guy who popped one in the mouth.

From what I read a chimp is all muscle and would rip you apart.

And this isn't all muscle?

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SSJGrimReaper
07/09/17 11:16:55 PM
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Skye Reynolds
07/09/17 11:19:37 PM
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Kangaroos don't castrate and can sometimes be driven back by blows to the face.
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Ivynn
07/09/17 11:20:09 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Kangaroo.

Don't know much about them but saw that video of the guy who popped one in the mouth.

From what I read a chimp is all muscle and would rip you apart.

And this isn't all muscle?

g97ZV5J


Kangaroos barely use their upper buddies, how does he have them gains

He should have Chun-Li legs.
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Kitt
07/09/17 11:23:03 PM
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Ivynn posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Kangaroo.

Don't know much about them but saw that video of the guy who popped one in the mouth.

From what I read a chimp is all muscle and would rip you apart.

And this isn't all muscle?

g97ZV5J


Kangaroos barely use their upper buddies.

One of their favorite course of action is choking out their prey via headlock.
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