Current Events > I saved a turtle on the road this morning.

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I basically just RSVP'd my way into heaven, right?
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definitely

Even if you didn't all you need to do is pray and you get a free ride.
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pics
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chill02 posted...

pics

No pics. Had to get to work lol.
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Enjoy turtle heaven.
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what if today was "bring a picture of a turtle to work" day?
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Then I guess I missed the memo and would get written up
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You might go to hell if the turtle was on his was on his way to kill someone. So... think about that next time.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You might go to hell if the turtle was on his was on his way to kill someone. So... think about that next time.

Oh shit.

Wonder if I'm going to Turtle Heaven or Turtle Hell.
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I love turtles... thank you.
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No, you get to heaven by admitting you're a bad oerson and calling out to Jesus to save you from your sin nature.
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It's true. I was that turtle.
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This happened to me the other day, found a box turtle in the middle of the road so I grabbed him up and put him in my passenger seat. It pee'd on my seat, I think it was scared. I let him loose in my back yard which leads to hundreds of acres of forest and away from roads.
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DevsBro posted...

No, you get to heaven by admitting you're a bad oerson and calling out to Jesus to save you from your sin nature.

as to TC's problem, helping that turtle saved you from a terrible fate. TC's car would of flipped over if he struck it.
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Hey everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives?
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CrimsonAngeI posted...

Hey everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives?

we don't know, if we put nothing were ****ed.
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God: It was just a turtle. Down you go.
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Thats a good thing you did topic creator, I helped a box turtle a few years ago, my dog found it and I cared for it until I could take it to the local "scales and tails" because it's shell was damaged. Found out the turtle also had an ear infection so it is a good thing my dog found it and lead me to it.

My dog did not chew on it's shell either, don't know what did, just happy it got the proper care and is ok.
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did u toss it into a pond afterwards?

I saw a turtle at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told it how cool it was to meet it in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother it and ask it for photos or anything.
it said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but it kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing its hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard it chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw it trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in its hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first it kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, it stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, it kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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adedpsych0 posted...

did u toss it into a pond afterwards?

what TC did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzu6hdfZ2V4
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Yes.
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