Current Events > "1-2 Switch makes Wii Sports look as deep as something like Skyrim."

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Solar_Crimson 07/08/17 3:17:54 PM #1:	https://www.gamefaqs.com/switch/204206-1-2-switch/reviews/164077 That's a bold statement, but I suppose it's not without merit. The game should have either just been a pack-in title, or had been only $20 or less. It just looks really, REALLY shallow. --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:882555129] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gamefaqs.com/switch/204206-1-2-switch/reviews/164077 That's a bold statement, but I suppose it's not without merit. The game should have either just been a pack-in title, or had been only $20 or less. It just looks really, REALLY shallow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 07/08/17 3:19:07 PM #2:	I wouldn't pay any amount of money for 1-2 Switch. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:882555194] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't pay any amount of money for 1-2 Switch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 07/08/17 3:23:14 PM #3:	1 2 Switch is Nintendo's Fantavision. Nobody knows why it exists and it does a terrible job of taking advantage of the new hardware. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:882555375] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>1 2 Switch is Nintendo's Fantavision. Nobody knows why it exists and it does a terrible job of taking advantage of the new hardware.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 07/08/17 3:27:22 PM #4:	They're probably waiting until the holidays roll around so that instead of lowering the price of the switch at all they can just start including 1 2 Switch for free and claim "includes $50 game! What a great deal!". <cite>Raikuro posted [p:882555562] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>They're probably waiting until the holidays roll around so that instead of lowering the price of the switch at all they can just start including 1 2 Switch for free and claim "includes $50 game! What a great deal!".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RockRapDubstep 07/08/17 3:28:28 PM #5:	Skyrim isn't even deep though. --- in response to how much CJayC made selling GameFAQs Rumor has it that CBS put his money on a train and he's having trouble following it - Tropicalwood <cite>RockRapDubstep posted [p:882555606] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>Skyrim isn't even deep though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thompsontalker7 07/08/17 3:29:06 PM #6:	It should've always been a pack-in game. I have a Switch and have very little interest in getting it. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet. Might wanna get on that, yeah? <cite>thompsontalker7 posted [p:882555633] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>It should've always been a pack-in game. I have a Switch and have very little interest in getting it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 07/08/17 3:30:07 PM #7:	This comparison confused me cause people always shit on Skyrim for heaving breadth rather than depth <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:882555669] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>This comparison confused me cause people always shit on Skyrim for heaving breadth rather than depth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/08/17 3:30:31 PM #8:	RockRapDubstep posted... Skyrim isn't even deep though. That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:882555692] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote>Skyrim isn't even deep though.</quote> That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsVinceRusso 07/08/17 4:00:16 PM #9:	deep as a puddle and wide as an ocean lol lol LOLOLOL --- bro <cite>ItsVinceRusso posted [p:882557069] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>deep as a puddle and wide as an ocean lol lol LOLOLOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valfalk 07/08/17 4:01:26 PM #10:	Megaman50100 posted... I wouldn't pay any amount of money for 1-2 Switch. <cite>Valfalk posted [p:882557118] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't pay any amount of money for 1-2 Switch.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 07/08/17 4:07:48 PM #11:	stone posted... RockRapDubstep posted... Skyrim isn't even deep though. That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth. The game's an inch deep and a mile wide. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:882557382] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote>Skyrim isn't even deep though.</quote> That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth.</quote> The game's an inch deep and a mile wide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/08/17 4:12:58 PM #12:	Drpooplol posted... stone posted... RockRapDubstep posted... Skyrim isn't even deep though. That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth. The game's an inch deep and a mile wide. That's quite the weirdly shaped cock metaphor there. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:882557617] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote>Skyrim isn't even deep though.</quote> That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth.</quote> The game's an inch deep and a mile wide.</quote> That's quite the weirdly shaped cock metaphor there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 07/08/17 4:16:03 PM #13:	I was second in line for the Switch on launch day. The kid before me literally was buying a Switch with the 1 2 Switch game. Apparently his credit card had a limit so he wasn't able to buy it in the first place. Sad story --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:882557754] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>I was second in line for the Switch on launch day. The kid before me literally was buying a Switch with the 1 2 Switch game. Apparently his credit card had a limit so he wasn't able to buy it in the first place. Sad story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 07/08/17 6:53:24 PM #14:	stone posted... Drpooplol posted... stone posted... RockRapDubstep posted... Skyrim isn't even deep though. That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth. The game's an inch deep and a mile wide. That's quite the weirdly shaped cock metaphor there. that would be a weird penis shape, but I find it to be a great description of the game. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:882564609] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote>Skyrim isn't even deep though.</quote> That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch cock. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth.</quote> The game's an inch deep and a mile wide.</quote> That's quite the weirdly shaped cock metaphor there.</quote> that would be a weird penis shape, but I find it to be a great description of the game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 07/08/17 7:01:40 PM #15:	Ign gives it a 6.8 lol --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:882565010] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>Ign gives it a 6.8 lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RockRapDubstep 07/08/17 11:44:33 PM #16:	Drpooplol posted... stone posted... RockRapDubstep posted... Skyrim isn't even deep though. That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch c**. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth. The game's an inch deep and a mile wide. This. --- in response to how much CJayC made selling GameFAQs* Rumor has it that CBS put his money on a train and he's having trouble following it - Tropicalwood <cite>RockRapDubstep posted [p:882577580] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote> Skyrim isn't even deep though. </quote> That's like saying your girlfriend's vagina isn't deep, but having a 2 inch c***. Of course is not deep if you're not equipped to take full advantage of the game's depth.</quote> The game's an inch deep and a mile wide.</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 07/08/17 11:50:23 PM #17:	Skyrim is like that time you jumped off the cliff in Shadow of the Colossus into the giant lake only to find out the entire "lake" was only ankle-deep water and you take a ton of damage. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:882577866] in "1-2 ... [t:75544475]...</cite> <quote>Skyrim is like that time you jumped off the cliff in Shadow of the Colossus into the giant lake only to find out the entire "lake" was only ankle-deep water and you take a ton of damage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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