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Mackorov
07/08/17 10:52:39 AM
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but they're using their powers to make a living by pretending to work as magicians.

what do you think?!
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Burgess
07/08/17 10:53:47 AM
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Why would you use your powers to do shitty tricks.
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Mackorov
07/08/17 10:56:09 AM
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Burgess posted...
Why would you use your powers to do shitty tricks.


cos you can make a s*** ton of money like Criss Angel, David Blaine, Copperfield, Houdini etc.
What if these men really ARE SUPERHUMANS?

if you revealed your awesome powers as real to the world, what do you think will happen? Governments will be hunting your ass down, tasing you and bringing you to deep secret laboratories to do experiments or will label you a danger to society and a wanted criminal
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ChromaticAngel
07/08/17 10:57:50 AM
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I confess. I am a superhuman, but I actually just use my powers for shitposting.
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Laserion
07/08/17 10:58:22 AM
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Mackorov posted...
Burgess posted...
Why would you use your powers to do shitty tricks.


cos you can make a s*** ton of money like Criss Angel, David Blaine, Copperfield, Houdini etc.
What if these men really ARE SUPERHUMANS?

if you revealed your awesome powers as real to the world, what do you think will happen? Governments will be hunting your ass down, tasing you and bringing you to deep secret laboratories to do experiments or will label you a danger to society and a wanted criminal

We need to make some supersoldiers. Thank you for "volunteering" to let us study you and take samples.
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Mackorov
07/08/17 10:58:32 AM
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David Blaine has the power of mind-reading.
Copperfield has the power of flight.
Houdini had the power of teleportation.

Can't you see guys, they're showing it to you right in front of your eyes
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Burgess
07/08/17 11:01:34 AM
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Houdini died from drowning.
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GODTIER
07/08/17 11:03:25 AM
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tom brady is superhuman
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Mackorov
07/08/17 11:04:15 AM
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There was this one time a so-called 'street magician' came up to me to show me a 'magic trick'. He made this coin on his hand float up all of a sudden. But I knew the trick right away.

I was like 'oh my gosh, you're a superhuman. Your power is TELEKINESIS'

and he gave me the look of 'oh s**** how did you figure it out?!' and people nearby were all looking at me like I was crazy. But I knew the truth. Oh yes, I knew. These superhumans sure now how to blend in well.
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ChromaticAngel
07/08/17 11:04:35 AM
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GODTIER posted...
tom brady is superhuman


@Going_Deep_08
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Mackorov
07/08/17 11:06:22 AM
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Superhumans don't become superheroes. That's silly.

They become magicians cos they can make millions of dollars and continue to trick all you clueless people.
Be smart, kids.
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GODTIER
07/08/17 11:07:53 AM
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Mackorov posted...
Superhumans don't become superheroes. That's silly.

They become magicians cos they can make millions of dollars and continue to trick all you clueless people.
Be smart, kids.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69opC5_xmsc

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Ivynn
07/08/17 11:08:09 AM
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Burgess posted...
Why would you use your powers to do shitty tricks.


If I were superhuman, I'd be using my power to make money tbh.
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Laserion
07/08/17 2:37:10 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Burgess posted...
Why would you use your powers to do shitty tricks.


If I were superhuman, I'd be using my power to make money tbh.

If I was a jumper, I would do what the guy in the movie did before giving himself away, except lose my cool with a previous bully and give myself away.
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