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Milkman5 07/06/17 1:55:18 AM #1: |
You are transported back to the year 2000 with your body as it is now and all your memories.
1: You get hired as a writer for the original Powerpuff girls and you pull a Jake Goldman. You self insert yourself into the cartoon to be a love interest for Blossom. Years later people put the pieces together and create a mythology about you akin to Dan Schneider, where you are viewed as an creepy opportunist pedo by internet users for the rest of your life. ![]() 2: Turns out there was a sports almanac in your back pocket. You make about 18 millions dollars before people realize you are some kind of prophet and betting odds always greatly skew with whomever you pick (earning you virtually no money even if you win.) ![]() 3: You are captured by rising superstar Jared Fogle. He locks you in his dungeon and you aren't found until 2015 when he was finally outed for his sex crimes. ![]() 4: You may pick from 2 or 7. 5: You dedicate your life to politics thinking you can use your 2017 knowledge to gain large amounts of power. You register as a Democrat and by 2010, you are a famous serving Governor. You decide you want to influence the 2016 election so you warn Hillary and Podesta about her emails and convince her not to under-estimate Trump. You basically up their security so their secrets are never uncovered and Hillary no longer runs a miserable campaign. 3 weeks after she wins, you are found dead from a robbery with three bullets in the back your head. The Robbers are never found and nothing was stolen. Internet conspiracy theorists wonder if you were assassinated to close loose ends, but no one takes them seriously. ![]() 6: You dedicate your life to politics thinking you can use your 2017 knowledge to gain large amounts of power. You register as a Republican and by 2010, you are a famous serving Governor. Knowing Trump will win, you butter him up during the 2016 election. After he wins, he offers you any position on his cabinet that you want. ![]() 7: You need a job and see a job listing to be an intern for an unnamed hollywood actor. You show up for an interview and find out the actor is prime Jennifer Love Hewitt. She takes one look at you and offers you a 100,000 yearly salary to be her fuck slave. You travel with her and stay with her in all her trailers and she drains you 9 to 15 times a week. ![]() ![]() ![]() 8: You pitch the Bee Movie to Jerry Seinfeld. You get 10% of the movies profit and get a cameo in the film. ![]() Anything Else: Death ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Butterfiles 07/06/17 1:58:05 AM #2: |
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King Rial 07/06/17 1:59:03 AM #3: |
Picked 4.
I'm trying to decide between 2 and 7. This is a toughie. --- I use Google... A lot... >____> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/06/17 1:59:19 AM #4: |
I got 2, which I'm ok with.
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Milkman5 07/06/17 2:01:40 AM #5: |
btw I don't actually believe Hillary killed that one guy, it's just a meme
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teepan95 07/06/17 2:02:28 AM #6: |
5
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MuayThai85 07/06/17 2:03:05 AM #7: |
King Rial posted...
Picked 4. It is. My wife and daughter might not be happy if I choose option 7. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThanksUglyGod 07/06/17 2:03:55 AM #8: |
4->2
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Bloodychess 07/06/17 2:04:43 AM #9: |
8 always wins
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DrizztLink 07/06/17 2:05:01 AM #10: |
MuayThai85 posted...
King Rial posted...Picked 4. Bring in the wife. She can't resist Jennifer Love Fefferman. Also, is she just at her hottest when she walks into places? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steelix500 07/06/17 2:07:54 AM #11: |
4 -> 7
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MuayThai85 07/06/17 2:09:36 AM #12: |
DrizztLink posted...
MuayThai85 posted...King Rial posted...Picked 4. She might actually be down for that to be honest. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/06/17 2:12:18 AM #13: |
MuayThai85 posted...
DrizztLink posted...MuayThai85 posted...King Rial posted...Picked 4. ![]() --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 2:19:10 AM #14: |
DrizztLink posted...
There's a deleted scene of prime Hewitt running on a treadmill in her underwear, but I can't find an HD clip of it. Just one that's 360p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/06/17 2:20:36 AM #15: |
Always 4 (and from that I take 2). I mean with $18 million, I wouldn't really need to make any more bets :3
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do_ob_tpkillr 07/06/17 2:22:56 AM #16: |
I picked 8.
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DrizztLink 07/06/17 2:24:50 AM #17: |
Milkman5 posted...
DrizztLink posted... I didn't mean that as a judgment towards you. She's just really good at walking into places. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 2:26:30 AM #18: |
DrizztLink posted...
She's just really good at walking into places. it's because she's jiggly >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 2:41:29 AM #19: |
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itachi15243 07/06/17 2:49:25 AM #20: |
Roughly how much money does number eight net you for the first week, month, etc?
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ArtVandelay 07/06/17 2:54:13 AM #21: |
2.
7!!!! oh yeah --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 2:54:24 AM #22: |
itachi15243 posted...
Roughly how much money does number eight net you for the first week, month, etc? I think you'd get around 13 million total. Looks like the movie made around 130 million dollars of profit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Capital_Tenant 07/06/17 3:03:36 AM #23: |
6.
Um, okay then. --- "I didn't sign up for this travesty!" Also, Capcom is my favorite video game company. Fight me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 3:11:59 AM #24: |
bump
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itachi15243 07/06/17 3:16:49 AM #25: |
Milkman5 posted...
itachi15243 posted...Roughly how much money does number eight net you for the first week, month, etc? Ehh, I didn't do bad at all and I met Jerry Seinfeld --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 07/06/17 3:22:47 AM #26: |
Steelix500 posted...
4 -> 7 --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awakened_Link 07/06/17 3:25:45 AM #27: |
7
Too bad I'm gay. --- NNID: awakened_link37 | Add me on Miitomo! Twitter: @awakened_link Formerly known as Coleby ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 07/06/17 3:38:20 AM #28: |
Awakened_Link posted...
7 Straight for pay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sylverlolol 07/06/17 3:45:47 AM #29: |
Butterfiles posted...
4->7 baby --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/06/17 3:45:52 AM #30: |
Milkman5 posted...
Awakened_Link posted...7 ...Straight for Freight? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DivideR 07/06/17 3:49:22 AM #31: |
7.
Nice. --- gx-r-div ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tamashii 07/06/17 3:58:46 AM #32: |
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thatcokestuff 07/06/17 5:00:34 AM #33: |
Number 3.
CURSE YOU, FOGLE!!! --- XBL/NNID: thatcokestuff 3DS FC: 3067-7012-7901 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GiftedACIII 07/06/17 5:04:29 AM #34: |
6. uh... guess it's better than dying, making a creepy-self insert and being a slave? 2 is my preference.
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DaemMkIV7 07/06/17 5:09:37 AM #35: |
Lucky 7? The salary might be the huge payoff to this since my job is pretty clunky right now.
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OneTutuThree 07/06/17 5:10:46 AM #36: |
picked 4, became someone's little sissy bitch in the process
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alexander37 07/06/17 5:10:54 AM #37: |
FML it was between 3 and 7 and I made myself decide on 3 before clicking the topic......
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Milkman5 07/06/17 7:20:42 AM #38: |
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Cookie Bag 07/06/17 7:41:59 AM #40: |
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TheRealDill2000 07/06/17 7:53:58 AM #41: |
Always pick #2
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Marmitecashews 07/06/17 7:54:34 AM #42: |
I picked seven, wish I had picked eight.
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Robin_Dude 07/06/17 7:55:26 AM #43: |
Was going to pick 7, but switched to 6 last second before clicking topic.
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EverDownward 07/06/17 7:56:54 AM #44: |
People sure do like fucking over the number 3, don't they? Goddamn 3ists.
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Milkman5 07/06/17 8:14:32 AM #45: |
I'm the only one who makes these nowadays
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Milkman5 07/06/17 1:47:03 PM #46: |
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