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King Rial 07/05/17 4:54:20 PM #1: |
I hope I don't piss myself. I usually keep medicine and water on the nightstand in case of emergencies​, but I donked up last night and forgot. Stupid Rial. At least I'm naked, so I won't have soiled any clothes. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 07/05/17 4:55:44 PM #2: |
I like to try and pee into my ceiling fan above my bed
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King Rial 07/05/17 4:57:07 PM #3: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I like to try and pee into my ceiling fan above my bed So it can whip the urine around the room spreading joy and piss and happiness all around. BRILLIANT! --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 07/05/17 8:18:21 PM #4: |
It's been three hours. Have you peed yet?
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iosifsvoboda 07/05/17 8:20:34 PM #5: |
You need a Chamber pot
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SpiralDrift 07/05/17 8:26:12 PM #6: |
In this situation I would just use my pillow as an oversized cotton ball and pee directly into it. If it's mainly cotton it should absorb most of it, thus sparing your bed and the surrounding area from the lingering smell of pee.
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thronedfire2 07/05/17 8:40:15 PM #7: |
no empty bottles?
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giantblimpN7 07/05/17 8:42:04 PM #8: |
Just arc into your mouth so you don't have to get water
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ShinigamiSoul 07/05/17 8:44:01 PM #9: |
giantblimpN7 posted...
Just arc into your mouth so you don't have to get water --- I dont want a sig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeLikeItHoth 07/05/17 8:44:53 PM #10: |
Gg kidney stones.
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TroutPaste 07/05/17 8:45:18 PM #11: |
What's wrong, Rial?
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King Rial 07/05/17 11:04:00 PM #12: |
I've since peed and grilled some burgers.
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