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YoshitoKikuchi
07/04/17 5:24:34 PM
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Are they all women who died as virgins?
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lukabrosci
07/04/17 5:24:46 PM
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isn't it 42?
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
07/04/17 5:30:25 PM
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I've heard that's not actually a thing? I think.
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Irony
07/04/17 5:31:05 PM
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Rivers of honey and free cable
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Blue_Inigo
07/04/17 5:31:46 PM
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Do women get the virgins too?
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AlternativeFAQS
07/04/17 5:35:42 PM
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because it's a made up story written by horny perverts
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ShinigamiSoul
07/04/17 5:39:39 PM
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What happens after you sleep with all 72?
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Tezlok
07/04/17 5:46:04 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
What happens after you sleep with all 72?

Allah sends you back to life. Think of it like New Game Plus
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Solar_Crimson
07/04/17 5:46:58 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Do women get the virgins too?

Women probably don't get anything at all.
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Croutonman
07/04/17 5:52:19 PM
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Great...72 women that just lie there. Like having sex with a dead fish.
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Tmaster148
07/04/17 5:53:22 PM
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Croutonman posted...
Great...72 women that just lie there. Like having sex with a dead fish.


Nothing ever said it was only woman. Men can be virgins too.
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Croutonman
07/04/17 5:56:23 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Croutonman posted...
Great...72 women that just lie there. Like having sex with a dead fish.


Nothing ever said it was only woman. Men can be virgins too.


Touché...well played.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/04/17 5:57:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48

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QuantumScript
07/04/17 5:57:20 PM
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could be virgin cows for all we know
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lilORANG
07/04/17 5:59:54 PM
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Imagine giving your life for Allah and your reward is 72 sweaty CEmen
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/04/17 6:44:19 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Imagine giving your life for Allah and your reward is 72 sweaty CEmen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48

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