Board 8 > 1 of 3 Day 15: All 5 Pieces of Exodia (c) vs. Regularly updated topics vs. Death

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*** PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING! ***

Rules:
1. Vote for the ONE THING you'd want to keep of the three. You can utilize that as much as you want in life, but you may never utilize the other two again.
2. This is a Jeopardy-style format. The winner will run in the next day's poll against two new challengers.
3. Entrants that win multiple days' polls will be entered into a tournament of champions once nominations dry up.
4. You are more than welcome to post your reasoning, but are not obligated to. Discussion and bumping are both encouraged!
5. Rounds will last as long as I want them to, usually around 24-48 hours.
6. Please NOMINATE combatants! Anything goes, with one exception: You may not nominate "Life" (or any equivalent of) simply because it beats everything.

Day 1: Internet 42, Video games 17, Pizza 3
Day 2: Internet 39, fun sex 7, Ulti's Shirt 5
Day 3: Clean water 15, Internet 12, Reproduction 5
Day 4: Clean water 22, Electricity 17, Education 2
Day 5: Clean water 23, Meat 6, Nominations 5
Day 6: Laughter 10, Plants 8, Clean water 7
Day 7: Love 17, Laughter 7, Medicine 5
Day 8: Solid foods 18, Love 15, Mtn Dew 12
Day 9: Short-term memory 21, Solid foods 9, Coffee 2
Day 10: Joy 18, Short-term memory 4, Society -
Day 11: Joy 16, Your own genitals 6, Money 3
Day 12: Sight 14, Joy 8, Personal space 2
Day 13: All 5 pieces of Exodia 14, Sight 9, Hearing -
Day 14: All 5 pieces of Exodia 20, Continence 9, Cars 4

Tournament of Champions qualifiers:
Internet
Clean Water
Joy
All 5 Pieces of Exodia: The Forbidden One

ALL FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA: THE FORBIDDEN ONE: The fragments composing a sacred monster long sealed away due to its excessive power. When summoned, has the ability to instantly obliterate whomever its new master chooses. Case in point:
https://youtu.be/2ot9eV9DybI?t=1076
REGULARLY UPDATED TOPICS: Having a better host than me for a topic series like this. Without it, you'll... have to wait until I feel like posting another, like you already have been!
DEATH: Ending existence. Without this, you will become immortal, but so will everybody else. The world will overpopulate quickly.

Nominations:
When someone activates your trap card
Ozymandias (Breaking Bad episode)
scratching an itch
Sex
Free time
Walking vs Hearing vs Talking

I am a bad host. I apologize for falling asleep when I was trying to make this... and then being away all day today. I know I suck. I am sorry.
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Might want to change "When someone activates your trap card" to "The feeling when someone activates your trap card" to be consistent with the other nouns
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Exodia... could be mine...?!
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Death

So in terms of utilizing death as much as I want in life, can I opt to utilize death 0 times and never die?
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Forceful_Dragon posted...

Death

So in terms of utilizing death as much as I want in life, can I opt to utilize death 0 times and never die?

Nobody would ever die if you choose death, including yourself.

I again apologize for taking so long and being a bad host >_>
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Sorry, holiday.

New one today sometime.
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