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neverwin 07/01/17 3:13:01 AM #1: |
Said person has an almost identical personality altered only by being the opposite sex, they are as attractive as you are of your gender.
And to make things more awkward, if you are female then 50% of your weight will be reduced on the male counterpart and they are given half that percentage to their reproductive organ as an increase in size. (base size is the male equivalent of your boob size) If you are male then 50% of your weight is reduced on the female counterpart and half of that percentage is used to increase their boob size. (base boob size is the female equivalent to your reproductive organ size) They are the same height as you and have same hair color. What do? --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? http://i.imgur.com/S0RN1.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 07/01/17 3:15:28 AM #2: |
Make some clones of course.
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do_ob_tpkillr 07/01/17 3:17:34 AM #3: |
Her
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mach25687 07/01/17 3:19:29 AM #4: |
Marry her.
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Zikten 07/01/17 3:50:30 AM #5: |
Does it count as deeding if we fuck?
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King Rial 07/01/17 3:56:30 AM #6: |
Her stats
6'1"(1.85m) 175lbs(79kilos) Huge tits If her personality is identical to mine, then we are fucking. A lot. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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suhleepy 07/01/17 3:59:04 AM #7: |
she KNOWS we won't work
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suhleepy 07/01/17 3:59:17 AM #8: |
we're probably going to do it anyway
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Awakened_Link 07/01/17 3:59:33 AM #9: |
I think I'd make a pretty girl. I'm gay and not attracted to people who look similar to me so I wouldn't be into her at all. She'd make a great friend, though.
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Keith_Valentine 07/01/17 4:01:23 AM #10: |
King Rial posted...
Her stats This dudes trying hard to look cool while talking about fucking himself ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 07/01/17 4:03:24 AM #11: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
King Rial posted...Her stats You clearly don't know me at all if that's what you took from that. Plus I don't know how me being 350lbs is somehow making me look cool. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HogRiderreturns 07/01/17 4:11:05 AM #12: |
Topics like this make me think that the Luteces in Bioshock Infinite probably hooked up, for science of course.
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blahblahfatbomb 07/01/17 4:13:54 AM #13: |
King Rial posted...
Her stats Damn Queen Rial has some huge tits. *looks at math again* Damn --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 07/01/17 4:18:13 AM #14: |
My question is, why would she want to fuck me? I bet she's cute, and probably doesn't have a problem finding a boyfriend. Hell, she might HAVE a boyfriend or even a girlfriend since I'm bi. What benefit would there be in fucking someone that is twice her weight and a literal male copy of her?
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Blue_Dream87 07/01/17 4:18:44 AM #15: |
According to my ex I'd make a cute girl, so I'd prolly fuck her then deal with the aftermath of two Bipolars in a relationship.
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kislev 07/01/17 4:20:33 AM #16: |
Does it count as masterbation if you have sex with yourself?
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ClockworkHare 07/01/17 4:34:59 AM #17: |
rofl she-me would be a 6'2" amazon built like a bear
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xxdudeyy 07/01/17 4:36:59 AM #18: |
I weigh 120 kilos and my height is 6ft 1. So i presume my alternate counter part would be 60 kilos with a C to D cup breast size.
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Lonestar2000 07/01/17 4:37:40 AM #19: |
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
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Inferno Dive Dragoon 07/01/17 4:47:19 AM #20: |
If they have an identical personality, then they're not going to be interested in making friends, much less do anything else.
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Irony 07/01/17 5:23:03 AM #21: |
I had an idea for a manga like this
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scar the 1 07/01/17 5:42:10 AM #22: |
Mine would be anorexic unless she's like, less than 5' tall.
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_Schwarzlicht_ 07/01/17 5:54:29 AM #23: |
HogRiderreturns posted...
Topics like this make me think that the Luteces in Bioshock Infinite probably hooked up, for science of course. Is this not what everyone automatically assumed anyway --- What if you're PVP'ing and your opponent has the same outfit as you?! HOW EMBARASSING! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 07/01/17 7:37:48 AM #25: |
She'd be 75 pounds. That's way too light and there's no way she'd have 37.5+base pounds of boobs.
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averagejoel 07/01/17 7:43:18 AM #26: |
so let me.get this straight
she weighs 3/4 what i do and her boobs are 1/3 of her body weight? am i reading that correctly? --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neverwin 07/01/17 11:44:32 PM #27: |
Bump
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Duncanwii 07/01/17 11:51:42 PM #29: |
So are our histories identical, aside from her being a girl? If so nothing would happen since she'd be taken already.
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DarkChozoGhost 07/01/17 11:54:02 PM #30: |
So she's skinny as fuck but has massive boobs?
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Kid_Buu 07/01/17 11:57:07 PM #31: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
King Rial posted...Her stats dude says that he has huge tits and you think hes cool --- I am Kaname_Madoka 3DS Friend Code: 4682-8964-8708 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 07/01/17 11:59:43 PM #32: |
Well, on the plus side, I know she'd be into all the same weird shit I am.
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Slaya4 07/02/17 12:02:57 AM #33: |
I think id be kind of ugly as a girl so I wouldn't be interested. Should make chill friends though.
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