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DevsBro
06/28/17 12:28:45 PM
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I was in the restroom earlier, and there are seriously like seven urinals in a row so I go for the very farthest one from the door because you know what nobody is gonna go all that way down there to pee next to me.

Then suddenly this guy comes in and says "sup" and starts walking over. I am in mod-stream and thinking please dude don't it. Sure enough he walks right over next to me.

I was having a bad day. Admittedly, it was a terrible day, so something inside me just snapped. I stand on one foot and start trying to kick/push him away while still peeing in the urinal. This guy must be really quick because he has already unzipped and started peeing.

Now obviously neither of us is gonna have great aim so pee is going everywhere. I even got some on my pants and I don't know if it was mine or his.

"What the hell man" he says.

"What the hell YOU!"

So he moved over a few urinals and kept peeing. We didn't say anything else to each other, as if nothing happened.
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stone
06/28/17 12:31:18 PM
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DevsBro posted...
as if nothing happened.

Because none of this happened
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cuttin_in_farm
06/28/17 12:32:06 PM
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DevsBro posted...
as if this happened.

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Melonfarms
06/28/17 12:38:05 PM
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You should have just peed on him when he got close. Better way to assert your dominance than pushing him away with your foot. Rookie mistake.
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SK8T3R215
06/28/17 12:39:07 PM
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Imagine being so insecure you can't deal with someone peeing at the urinal next to you.
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IR_G
06/28/17 12:39:41 PM
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Dudes who drop their pants around their ankles to pee
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gguirao
06/28/17 1:25:11 PM
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That's why I don't use urinals.
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DevsBro
06/28/17 1:26:51 PM
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Imagine being so insecure you can't deal with someone peeing at the urinal next to you.

Don't have to imagine, bruh.
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Gheb
06/28/17 1:31:29 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Imagine being so insecure you can't deal with someone peeing at the urinal next to you.

In all seriousness, pee shyness isn't really an insecurity thing. I don't know what causes it, but it's more of an irrational phobia like deal than anything.
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weapon_d00d816
06/28/17 1:33:49 PM
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Rude. You're supposed to shuffle over a bit to give him some room to pee in your urinal together. He was taken aback by your cold gesture and had to use the next closest one. Then you had to take it even further.
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Holy_Cloud105
06/28/17 1:37:13 PM
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People that use the urinal next to you when there's several empty ones are a special kind of trash. Like what the hell man.
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