Poll of the Day > my mom just said about one of my friends...

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argonautweakend
06/26/17 6:20:17 PM
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"dylan is a nice guy i dont see why he couldnt get a girlfriend"

christ mom doesnt work like that...
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Jen0125
06/26/17 6:21:16 PM
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i bet he's ugly/fat and has poor hygiene
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argonautweakend
06/26/17 6:23:34 PM
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well sorta. but he has a disability preventing him from work sorta so hes home a lot. if he had a job and shit to do hed take regular baths and stuff yeah.

he is fat but not rediculously fat. ugly? meh idk
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Jen0125
06/26/17 6:25:02 PM
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so fat and smelly

likely ugly because you'd be able to tell if he wasn't

sounds about right to not be able to get a girlfriend

but then like is he even looking for one? if he's disabled and living at home he might not even be trying.
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argonautweakend
06/26/17 6:26:48 PM
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well i mean he can get sex so i might not find him attractive but people do.

he isnt even looking for one but my mom asked me if he had one then was like "shoukdnt be too hard hes a nice guy" and i just find it funny because being nice means shit all.
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TheCyborgNinja
06/26/17 6:30:42 PM
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I remember when my friend I were about 14 and we were dateless wonders. Another guy we knew had a girlfriend and he wasn't as attractive as us objectively. We were talking about this while being driven by my friend's mom somewhere. She was eavesdropping and just said "it's because he has so many gay qualities, a lot of girls like that." She wasn't wrong, but saying that to a pair of teenage douchebags was only going to result in uncontrollable laughter.
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DarkwingDidi
06/26/17 6:32:43 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
if he had a job and shit to do hed take regular baths and stuff yeah

That's should not be how you decide if you care about personal hygiene.
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argonautweakend
06/26/17 6:33:56 PM
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i mean i dont care if he doesnt shower if hes home alone chillin. when he goes out he does
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DarkwingDidi
06/26/17 6:36:11 PM
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It still sounds strange.
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