Current Events > I got denied home incarceration for following the judge's order...

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NES4EVER posted...

Wait a minute. The cop is paid on your dime? You don't have a job... and you're on welfare. In the cops defence, at least he is actually providing something in return for everyone's tax dollars. You're just wasting more by clogging the court system will unnecessary garbage because you couldn't resist keeping your mouth shut when a cop told you that you were free to leave.

Like really, the tax payers of Maryland should be more pissed off with you than the cop.

probably won't have an explanation for this one, it's true :(.
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MC_BatCommander posted...

How long before you go back to jail?

not long enough

NES4EVER posted...

Wait a minute. The cop is paid on your dime? You don't have a job... and you're on welfare. In the cops defence, at least he is actually providing something in return for everyone's tax dollars. You're just wasting more by clogging the court system will unnecessary garbage because you couldn't resist keeping your mouth shut when a cop told you that you were free to leave.

Like really, the tax payers of Maryland should be more pissed off with you than the cop.

So this. He is some kind of societal disease at this point.
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NES4EVER posted...

Wait a minute. The cop is paid on your dime? You don't have a job... and you're on welfare. In the cops defence, at least he is actually providing something in return for everyone's tax dollars. You're just wasting more by clogging the court system will unnecessary garbage because you couldn't resist keeping your mouth shut when a cop told you that you were free to leave.

Like really, the tax payers of Maryland should be more pissed off with you than the cop.

Average inmate costs the tax-payer 42,000 an year. People on SSI disability get 8,600 or so a year. Even with EBT it's only another 1200 or so. Your logic is therefore invalid and I have also paid taxes (and continue to do so when I make enough) as well as my family for generations.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

ClunkerSlim

Like when Officer Molinuex was putting you in the squad car and he had to explain to you that being a public servant didn't mean that he works for you?

DawkinsNumber4

he didn't have to explain anything because he was misunderstanding what I was saying to begin with. I am a member of the public (a local citizen) and he receives his paycheck on the dime of myself and my family. He is what is considered as a "public servant" which is (obviously) a servant of the public. He is all local citizens' within the locality servant on a collective scale. You know the saying "protect and SERVE". This misinterpretation of my wording caused him to attempt to argue something that was never claimed.

Here's what was actually said...

Crazy Man: "I don't even think you're a lawful authority right now. I think you're violating my constitutional rights and I think you're a domestic terrorist."

Officer Molineux: "OK, that's fine."

Crazy Man: "I know it's fine and you're going to take me seriously when this is done, because what you did was not OK.

Officer Molineux: "OK."

Crazy Man: "You had no.. You had no authority to do what you did. You had to answer my questions about your badge number. You had to answer who you were..."

Officer Molineux: "Yeah, and you were released after I said that. ...and then you decided to continue running your mouth."

Crazy Man: "and then I asked.. yeah because I wanted your badge number so I could file a compliant, which is my right as a lawful American."

Officer Molineux: "Actually that's not a right."

Crazy Man: "It is a right. But.. you're a public servant. Do you know what that means?"

Officer Molineux: "Yeah, but as far as rights go you have the right to remain silent, right to legal searches and seizures, stuff like that."

Crazy Man: "Exactly.. and I have the right... you're... you're my servant. You're a public servant."

Officer Molineux: "I'm not your servant."

Crazy Man: "Yes you are.."

Officer Molineux: "I don't think you understand what public servant means. It means I serve the public..."

Crazy Man: "Yeah, and I'm the public."

Officer Molineux: "...It doesn't mean... It doesn't mean I'm your personal servant."

Crazy Man: "I didn't say it means you're my personal servant. That's not what I said dude."

Officer Molineux: "Have a seat."

Crazy Man: "Fuck you and your seat. This isn't fair man."

Officer Molineux: [Takes headphones.] "Thank you..."

Crazy Man: [Voice breaks] "Man, give me my headphones man."

[Door shuts.]

Crazy Man: "Arghhhhh!!!!!!! Fuck!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

[Door opens.]

Officer Molineux: "Sit down!" ... "Stop it."

Crazy Man: "Fuck you, you piece of shit! Arhhhhh! Wooowowowoo! Ayeeeeeee! Wooooyooooo! Aryooooooooo!"

Let's just be real Dawkins. You were trying to say that Molinuex needed to submit to your ranting demands because, as a member of the public, he works for you. Like because he works for the public, he's somehow answerable to you, personally.
Oh... and does Officer Molineux take you seriously now that it's done?

He answers to any citizen that has questions about him doing his job. I am sorry the concept of public servitude escapes you but "public service" is a thing.
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""Exactly.. and I have the right... you're... you're my servant. You're a public servant."

Officer Molineux: "I'm not your servant."

Crazy Man: "Yes you are.."

Officer Molineux: "I don't think you understand what public servant means. It means I serve the public..."

Crazy Man: "Yeah, and I'm the public."

Officer Molineux: "...It doesn't mean... It doesn't mean I'm your personal servant.""

The thing is no one said it meant he was my "personal servant". I didn't say "Jeeves bring my mittens" I asked him and the other cop for their lawful identifiers.
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This was my celly

http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/man-robs-m-t-bank-caught-minutes-later-at-restaurant/article_cf84924e-3a52-11e7-a90c-2b1c2a47bece.html

He came in dope sick as hell.
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At what point do you admit that you've blown all of this way out of proportion?
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The Admiral posted...

Xsquader, at what point do you ask yourself why seem to experience these kinds of things regularly, while almost no one else in the population ever experiences them at all?

I can guarantee you if he was black you'd be calling him a thug instead of trying to reason with him, "hey buddy, don't you think it's a little strange only you experience this"?
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

The thing is no one said it meant he was my "personal servant". I didn't say "Jeeves bring my mittens" I asked him and the other cop for their lawful identifiers.

You called him your servant and then threw a tantrum and tried to hurt yourself when he said he wasn't. That's on you.

Nobody calls people who serve the public their servants. That's weird.
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TC do you really think you should be taking mind altering substances of any kind given how fragile your hold on reality is when sober?

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

NES4EVER posted...

Wait a minute. The cop is paid on your dime? You don't have a job... and you're on welfare. In the cops defence, at least he is actually providing something in return for everyone's tax dollars. You're just wasting more by clogging the court system will unnecessary garbage because you couldn't resist keeping your mouth shut when a cop told you that you were free to leave.

Like really, the tax payers of Maryland should be more pissed off with you than the cop.

Average inmate costs the tax-payer 42,000 an year. People on SSI disability get 8,600 or so a year. Even with EBT it's only another 1200 or so. Your logic is therefore invalid and I have also paid taxes (and continue to do so when I make enough) as well as my family for generations.

Okay so you are telling me you only sucked $8600 a year plus subsidized housing out of the tax payer before this crap... then you started incurring much more costly legal and inmate fees because you lost your temper arguing semantics with a police officer? Failing to see how you saved anyone money here. Fact of the matter is during your repeated run ins with the law and the legal system and incarceration, the police officer was out contributing to society. You were waging a battle for personal victory at the expense of the taxpayer and your family (because I'm sure you contributed to your daughters upbringing while you and your bank robber bunk mate chilled together in the clinker)
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NES4EVER posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

NES4EVER posted...

Wait a minute. The cop is paid on your dime? You don't have a job... and you're on welfare. In the cops defence, at least he is actually providing something in return for everyone's tax dollars. You're just wasting more by clogging the court system will unnecessary garbage because you couldn't resist keeping your mouth shut when a cop told you that you were free to leave.

Like really, the tax payers of Maryland should be more pissed off with you than the cop.

Average inmate costs the tax-payer 42,000 an year. People on SSI disability get 8,600 or so a year. Even with EBT it's only another 1200 or so. Your logic is therefore invalid and I have also paid taxes (and continue to do so when I make enough) as well as my family for generations.

Okay so you are telling me you only sucked $8600 a year plus subsidized housing out of the tax payer before this crap... then you started incurring much more costly legal and inmate fees because you lost your temper arguing semantics with a police officer? Failing to see how you saved anyone money here. Fact of the matter is during your repeated run ins with the law and the legal system and incarceration, the police officer was out contributing to society. You were waging a battle for personal victory at the expense of the taxpayer and your family (because I'm sure you contributed to your daughters upbringing while you and your bank robber bunk mate chilled together in the clinker)

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

The thing is no one said it meant he was my "personal servant".

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

""Exactly.. and I have the right... you're... you're my servant.

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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

Nobody told them they were free to go.

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

You were still engaging them and escalated the situation dumbass.

Holy fuck how do you seriously not understand basic shit
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Canuklehead posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

Nobody told them they were free to go.

"FREE to go" also means "FREE to stay" because that's what "FREE" means.
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DezCaughtIt posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

You were still engaging them and escalated the situation dumbass.

Holy fuck how do you seriously not understand basic shit

I was answering their questions until they condescended. Then I just wished to either be arrested or let alone, not harassed.
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...

Canuklehead posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

Nobody told them they were free to go.

"FREE to go" also means "FREE to stay" because that's what "FREE" means.

Don't forget "FREE to become disorderly" and "FREE to spend up to 60 days in jail".

You make some of the criminals on COPS look like Albert Einstein

Canuklehead posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

Canuklehead posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

They could have just left when they didn't witness a crime.

Nobody told them they were free to go.

"FREE to go" also means "FREE to stay" because that's what "FREE" means.

Don't forget "FREE to become disorderly" and "FREE to spend up to 60 days in jail".

So how was I obligated to leave if the alleged disorderly didn't happen until AFTER I was already told to leave for being disorderly?
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fucking dumbass, quit smoking marijuana if you want to have the judge approve home incarceration.

your first mistake ever since day 1.

I used to think Dawkins was a GRAND prank being played by a genius simply because it was easier to believe that someone this "unique" didn't actually exist. That is no longer the case.

I am left completely speechless by your efforts to make it harder on yourself EVERY SINGLE TIME law gets involved.
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The best trainwreck on CE ever
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dollarflashsale posted...

fucking dumbass, quit smoking marijuana if you want to have the judge approve home incarceration.

your first mistake ever since day 1.

The judge DID approve it.

http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/disorderly-hagerstown-man-gets-days-can-t-record-videos/article_78a39193-81d5-5ef8-bfc2-536cc0b354f0.html

"Myers found Cavanaugh guilty on the two charges in a March bench trial.

While authorized to serve his sentence on home detention at his apartment, Cavanaugh was still being held in the Washington County Detention Center on Wednesday, according to a jail official."

"The sentencing document said Cavanaugh was prohibited from making video or audio recordings of others, or posting them on social media, while on probation.

Cavanaugh may continue to use marijuana for medical purposes while on probation. He also must take medications as prescribed and continue in mental-health counseling, the order said."
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thelovefist posted...

The best trainwreck on CE ever

we cant remember if another situation happened like this before so for now it's going to be listed as the first trainwreck that happened on CE unless someone can prove it wrong which i will be open to.
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I wonder what happens when Xsquader plays Monopoly.


*he lands on Free parking and thinks he can just sit there forever*

"I'm free to stay!"
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Charging document excerpt.


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Lol, your handwriting even looks like a third graders!

Had you not posted proof, I'd have honestly thought you were pretending to be Dustin to laugh at him. This is just so stupid.

ClunkerSlim posted...

Crazy Man: "Fuck you, you piece of shit! Arhhhhh! Wooowowowoo! Ayeeeeeee! Wooooyooooo! Aryooooooooo!"

Holy shit my ribs hurt.

This topic has been a goldmine for laughs.
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LightningAce11 posted...

ClunkerSlim posted...

Crazy Man: "Fuck you, you piece of shit! Arhhhhh! Wooowowowoo! Ayeeeeeee! Wooooyooooo! Aryooooooooo!"

Holy shit my ribs hurt.

This topic has been a goldmine for laughs.

Can we get a video of this meltdown?

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Reminder, this is an actual person who is somehow free to roam about our society causing problems as he wishes only to try and pass the buck onto the rest of us.
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http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-police-officers-getting-mental-health-crisis-training/article_5820d984-0c81-55d7-9584-cf1c566b6e77.html
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Unquestionable posted...

Reminder, this is an actual person who is somehow free to roam about our society causing problems as he wishes only to try and pass the buck onto the rest of us.

He is worse than just a simple troublemaker. He contributes nothing to society. He collects welfare. He does not work. He ties up the courts with his absurdities. He is a parasite and a disease.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

Kessobahn posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

ClunkerSlim posted...

Crazy Man: "Fuck you, you piece of shit! Arhhhhh! Wooowowowoo! Ayeeeeeee! Wooooyooooo! Aryooooooooo!"

Holy shit my ribs hurt.

This topic has been a goldmine for laughs.

Can we get a video of this meltdown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJhszQPAXyw

Holy fuck!

Kessobahn posted...

DawkinsNumber4 posted...

I am not a virgin

Congratulations! Was he gentle at least? Did he give you his number to stay in touch?

Apparently it's still funny to imply people are gay where you come from? Or maybe you are you using a time traveling computer to post this.
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You realize in today's day and age, you've screwed yourself for life Squaddy?

Applies for job, gets interview.

Leaves, boss thinks, "hmm, he could be a good fit, let's just Google and make sure he's not some serial killer"

Boss: "... Mr Cavanaugh, we regret to inform you that we filled that position"

On a date (if girls even look at Squaddy)

"Hmm, he seems like a fun guy, I'm gonna Google while he's in the bathroom... "

Squaddy:"Huh? Where's my date? She was too ugly for anyone else to want to steal"

GOATTHlEF posted...

What was the very important phone call whose interruption caused all of this?

It was a voicemail to an agency assisting me in finding work.
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And to think if you had just kept your cool you wouldn't be facing decades in prison
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MC_BatCommander posted...

And to think if you had just kept your cool you wouldn't be facing decades in prison

I am facing no time in prison because I have performed no wiretapping as the allegations claim.
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