Current Events > CYOA: You Are Killed by a DUI at a CE Meetup

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At the most recent CEcago meetup, Newport accidentally killed you after drunkenly driving his car through the doorways and over your spine; you died an excruciating death, compounded by ROD crushing your ribs with CPR, despite you clearly breathing at the time. The police and paramedics didn't get to you in time because someone at the meetup began ramming his head into their car.

After a confusing period of seeming non-existence, you find yourself in the afterlife's lobby. It's really fucking bright, and you have to squint if you want to see anything. Additionally, the golden floor and walls are polished to be absurdly reflective, meaning that it's almost impossible to actually make out anything you're looking at, let alone move around. Regardless, you can make out some elevators near what looks to be a sort of receptionist on the left, and what looks like Michael Jackson waiting on a bench to the right. Do You:

A) Ride the Escalator Up
B) Ride the Escalator Down
C) Talk to the Receptionist
D) Talk to Michael Jackson
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thought this was a really shitty & cruel Mith joke at first

still a stupid fucking topic
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