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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 12:29:10 PM
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For non-lore-learners, Veronica is a girl I've been talking to off and on online and by phone for the past, like, two years. By coincidence, we found out that we live on opposite sides of the same state. Last year, she ended up moving to another, closer town for school and we planned to meet, but it fell through for various reasons and she had to move back home to help her family.

I sort of thought that was the end of that. We've still talked, because none of that was really her fault. However, a couple months ago she told me she had colon cancer. I can't absolutely prove that this is false, but there's a lot that doesn't add up, including the fact that her health seems to fluctuate a lot. Plus, she said she's planning to go back to school, which is generally not something you do when you're, you know, dying.

At the start of fall semester she's planning to move closer again. She'd be like, 2 or 3 hours away from me. And apparently she still wants to sexor me. Sooner than that if possible.

All of this would be fine, except again, the cancer thing. I talked this over with parents and also CE when it happened, and the nearly unanimous consensus is that something is rotten in Denmark. I am not aware of people normally getting better from cancer. Not to say it's never happened in the history of the world, but her health just seems to vary too much for it to make any sense. She supposedly has a terminal illness but is still making long term plans and half the time doesn't even seem like she's sick.

On one hand, I'm basically guaranteed to lose my virginity if I go. On the other, all this just doesn't add up.

I am legitimately not sure what to do here.
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Manocheese
06/25/17 12:29:31 PM
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tl;dr

Where are the pics?
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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 12:30:34 PM
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My brother @Villain has them
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Jiek_Fafn
06/25/17 12:38:10 PM
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On one hand, I'm basically guaranteed to lose my virginity if I go.

That's all the information that you need to know.
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Steve Nick
06/25/17 12:40:54 PM
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dude, you're aware this is one of the most obvious catfish schemes of all time, right?

Your entire story is a generic form of catfishing that attention seeking women do on the Internet. It's not original. It's VERY obvious what's going on.

You're basically falling for a nigerian prince here.

You are not having sex in the fall. She's baiting you and stringing you along. That's how this works. The catfish keeps putting the promise of some future event a few months in advance, and it always falls through and gets pushed back to another time.
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chill02
06/25/17 12:42:08 PM
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stop stealing sushi
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BillyKidd
06/25/17 12:46:49 PM
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missing something. Did she say her cancer was terminal?
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Villain
06/25/17 12:50:14 PM
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Manocheese posted...
tl;dr

Where are the pics?

9i5ZF7k
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ZCheveyo
06/25/17 12:52:39 PM
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Rabid_Banana posted...
Plus, she said she's planning to go back to school, which is generally not something you do when you're, you know, dying.

....have you ever been dying? I can promise you, you still live your life if you are young and dying. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone to school at all growing up.
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Duncanwii
06/25/17 12:53:17 PM
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Villain posted...
Manocheese posted...
tl;dr

Where are the pics?

9i5ZF7k

Is he topless in that pic?
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The Deadpool
06/25/17 12:55:52 PM
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I only skimmed this but... If she is lying about her health, so what?
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Manocheese
06/25/17 12:57:30 PM
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Villain posted...
Manocheese posted...
tl;dr

Where are the pics?

9i5ZF7k

Seems legit.
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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 1:25:59 PM
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She sent me pics with a piece of paper with her name and date
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Steve Nick
06/25/17 3:20:46 PM
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doesn't matter. she's still lying

you can either accept now that your'e being catfished, or you can sink another year into this and get crushed.
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Eevee-Trainer
06/25/17 3:49:29 PM
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I second Steve Nick's opinion.

Granted it might not be done with malicious intent - in my experience some people are naturally shitty like that - but either way this seems like a cancer you need to remove. You've said it yourself things seem fishy and it doesn't seem she's really substantiated much.
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DeputyDong
06/25/17 3:52:09 PM
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That looks suspiciously like the casting couch...

Just saiyan
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Howl
06/25/17 3:55:59 PM
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Tell her to Skype with you.
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YellowSUV
06/25/17 3:59:10 PM
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I have a feeling of deja vu reading this topic. Its like someone posted it in the past.
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scar the 1
06/25/17 4:01:15 PM
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Something is always rotten in Denmark, but cancer isn't a sexually transmitted disease.
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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 4:02:16 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
I have a feeling of deja vu reading this topic. Its like someone posted it in the past.


I've talked about it before with @AlephZero and @Fubonis
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Steve Nick
06/25/17 4:17:05 PM
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Since it's clear you're not going to listen to people who know better, just remember what I said when August comes around and she comes up with more excuses.
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DoomtheGrav
06/25/17 4:19:37 PM
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DeputyDong posted...
That looks suspiciously like the casting couch...

Just saiyan


I'm super saiyan
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Fubonis
06/25/17 6:09:48 PM
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LMOA do you only have a little d
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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 6:10:08 PM
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Only when hard
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Rabid_Banana
06/25/17 8:44:50 PM
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Right creamy @g980
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