Current Events > What percentage of the guys on CE do you think are involuntary celibates?

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MellyBell
06/23/17 2:04:45 AM
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I would put money on at least half.
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KogaSteelfang
06/23/17 2:05:58 AM
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Half is quite high, but there are a few of us who can't seem to find anybody. I'd give a rough guesstimate to about 8-10%.
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Butterfiles
06/23/17 2:06:51 AM
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do you mean like just normal virgins or like the neckbeard reddit type
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TheFireRises
06/23/17 2:07:02 AM
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Is that no sexual contact at all physically or just virgins?
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MabusIncarnate
06/23/17 2:09:41 AM
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40% including @PiOverlord
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MellyBell
06/23/17 2:11:15 AM
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Neckbeard reddit type isn't necessary. You know the type I'm referring to though.

The more harmless types play Yu Gi Oh in the college common areas. Some of the dark-sided types scream the word cuck on internet forums.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
06/23/17 2:26:48 AM
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Probably somewhere around 90% or more.

While I don't doubt we have non-virgins on the board, it's difficult to take every claim of sexual success seriously, especially from the chronic shit-posters and trolls.
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FF_Redux
06/23/17 2:59:59 AM
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WafflehouseJK
06/23/17 4:20:42 AM
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It's been about 8 months since I had sex for the first and only time as of yet.

>_>
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KogaSteelfang
06/23/17 4:57:51 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
It's been about 8 months since I had sex for the first and only time as of yet.

>_>

FF_Redux posted...
I've been involuntarily celibate for 5 days.

*grumble grumble*
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WafflehouseJK
06/23/17 4:59:51 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
It's been about 8 months since I had sex for the first and only time as of yet.

>_>

FF_Redux posted...
I've been involuntarily celibate for 5 days.

*grumble grumble*

Sorry. >_>

To be fair, prospects aren't good for me getting laid again anytime soon. I've fallen back into some old bad habits as of late, haven;t been putting myself out there much.

Hell, the girl I got with wasn't even a result of anything, it just kinda happened, but that was honestly kind of a shitty situation.
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UnholyMudcrab
06/23/17 5:02:32 AM
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OpenlyGator
06/23/17 5:04:04 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
It's been about 8 months since I had sex for the first and only time as of yet.

>_>

Cheer up, buddy. This one's for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

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WafflehouseJK
06/23/17 5:06:21 AM
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OpenlyGator posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
It's been about 8 months since I had sex for the first and only time as of yet.

>_>

Cheer up, buddy. This one's for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

lmao
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gamer167
06/23/17 6:15:35 AM
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I'm a 25 year old virgin.

I'm also a Marine, with a six pack, and at least an average face. My personal hobbies include scuba diving, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai kickboxing, and working out.

I'm also a social moron that couldn't hold an interesting conversation with a girl if my life depended on it. Don't know how to be funny or charismatic.
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awesome999
06/23/17 6:22:43 AM
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Who's this MellyBell clown
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Sativa_Rose
06/23/17 6:23:46 AM
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25%
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Link HT
06/23/17 6:34:11 AM
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gamer167 posted...
I'm a 25 year old virgin.

I'm also a Marine, with a six pack, and at least an average face. My personal hobbies include scuba diving, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai kickboxing, and working out.

I'm also a social moron that couldn't hold an interesting conversation with a girl if my life depended on it. Don't know how to be funny or charismatic.

Hum, maybe work on having some more intellectual hobbies? I don't know you or anything but all your hobbies seem very physical. You don't need those for bimbos though, someone like you could easily get laid if you go to the right places (READ: club with superficial girls and hookup culture).
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