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Darmik
06/23/17 1:47:32 AM
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Less than one week after a judge declared Bill Cosby's sexual assault case a mistrial, the embattled actor-comedian is gearing up to "get back to work."

Bill Cosby Sexual Assault Mistrial: Two Jurors Prevented Guilty Verdict
"There was no budging," an anonymous juror said, revealing that 10 voted to convict on two of three counts

On Thursday, Cosby's rep, Andrew Wyatt, told Good Day Alabama host Janice Rogers that the actor is planning to hold a series of town hall meetings starting "sometime in July" to help educate young men and women about sexual violence – specifically, the threat of being accused of inappropriate behavior.

"This is bigger than Bill Cosby," Wyatt said on the show. "This issue can affect any young person, especially young athletes, of today, and they need to know what they're facing when they're hanging out and partying, when they're doing certain things they shouldn't be doing. And it also affects married men."

Wyatt's reference to married men is a nod to the primary argument made by Cosby’s defense attorney Brian McMonagle, that Cosby was a man who had been unfaithful to his wife, but not a perpetrator of sexual assault, as accuser Andrea Constand had testified. Added Ebonee Benson, a spokeswoman for Camille Cosby, "Laws are changing, the statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended, so this is why people need to be educated on … a brush against the shoulder. Anything at this point can be considered sexual assault. It's a good thing to be educated about the laws."

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/bill-cosby-to-teach-young-men-and-women-about-sexual-assault-w489338

Ummm....? Is the lesson get rich and famous so you can do whatever the fuck you want to people without consequence?
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WilliamPorygon
06/23/17 1:52:01 AM
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Is he going to do it through Picture Pages?
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ThanksUglyGod
06/23/17 1:54:48 AM
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That's gonna be one weird episode of Little Bill...
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Howl
06/23/17 1:54:55 AM
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Cosby literally grooming a new wave of sexual predators to take up the reigns from him. What a fucking piece of shit.
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CrimsonAngeI
06/23/17 1:57:11 AM
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Darmik posted...
Anything at this point can be considered sexual assault.

Especially drugging and sexually assaulting someone.
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FrisbeeDude
06/23/17 1:58:38 AM
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*woman walks into seminar*

Cosby: "this was your first mistake"
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Howl
06/23/17 1:59:35 AM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Darmik posted...
Anything at this point can be considered sexual assault.

Especially drugging and sexually assaulting someone.


Yeah literally raping over 50 women I think qualifies as sexual assault.
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Darmik
06/23/17 2:01:52 AM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
*woman walks into seminar*

Cosby: "this was your first mistake"


I think he'd offer her a drink.
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Howl
06/23/17 2:04:19 AM
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Ma'am have a seat at the VIP table, all the drinks you want on the house.
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TheoryzC
06/23/17 2:05:39 AM
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You cant make this shit up
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Jagr_68
06/23/17 2:05:50 AM
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Who knew Bill Cosby would turn out to be the guy to come up with a rape victim-blaming seminar.
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Freddie_Mercury
06/23/17 2:07:25 AM
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or you could play that one flash game on newgrounds
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Darmik
06/23/17 2:07:31 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
You cant make this shit up


Sometimes I feel like we're living in some fucked up black comedy
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SMAP-
06/23/17 2:08:31 AM
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And yet here we have people literally making rape jokes in this very topic
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Howl
06/23/17 2:09:24 AM
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SMAP- posted...
And yet here we have people literally making rape jokes in this very topic


ITP you can't joke about something that personally disgusts you.
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SMAP-
06/23/17 2:10:51 AM
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Howl posted...
SMAP- posted...
And yet here we have people literally making rape jokes in this very topic


ITP you can't joke about something that personally disgusts you.

It's more just a question of what could possibly be funny about rape
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MakoReizei
06/23/17 2:12:30 AM
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Darmik posted...
"Laws are changing, the statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended, so this is why people need to be educated on … a brush against the shoulder. Anything at this point can be considered sexual assault. It's a good thing to be educated about the laws."

not defending Cosby but this is a fair point.
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SpiralDrift
06/23/17 2:13:03 AM
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Will there be Jell-O pudding snacks after the lecture?
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Howl
06/23/17 2:13:19 AM
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SMAP- posted...
Howl posted...
SMAP- posted...
And yet here we have people literally making rape jokes in this very topic


ITP you can't joke about something that personally disgusts you.

It's more just a question of what could possibly be funny about rape


It's not rape that's funny. It's the irony that Bill Cosby was once known as an all American family values man, and now he's literally giving lectures to men on how to avoid rape charges because he was a serial rapist the whole time.
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WaterLink
06/23/17 2:15:27 AM
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SMAP- posted...
It's more just a question of what could possibly be funny about rape

theres a difference between rape and rape jokes though. one is never funny and the other can be if done right
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Darmik
06/23/17 2:15:48 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Darmik posted...
"Laws are changing, the statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended, so this is why people need to be educated on … a brush against the shoulder. Anything at this point can be considered sexual assault. It's a good thing to be educated about the laws."

not defending Cosby but this is a fair point.


Where are people getting charged with sexual assault for brushing a shoulder?

Keep in mind this is literally in response to a case where Cosby got away with it (and always will get away with it) because of the statute of limitations. So if they want to raise this point they literally could not have picked a worse person to do so.
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Darmik
06/23/17 2:18:17 AM
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If the punchline is "Bill Cosby is a fucked up rapist" I'm fine with that being the joke tbh. He doesn't really deserve respect.

Hell it was a stand-up routine that blew the lid on all of it in the public eye.
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SMAP-
06/23/17 2:18:50 AM
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Howl posted...
SMAP- posted...
Howl posted...
SMAP- posted...
And yet here we have people literally making rape jokes in this very topic


ITP you can't joke about something that personally disgusts you.

It's more just a question of what could possibly be funny about rape


It's not rape that's funny. It's the irony that Bill Cosby was once known as an all American family values man, and now he's literally giving lectures to men on how to avoid rape charges because he was a serial rapist the whole time.


Yeah I got that sort of humor out of the actual story itself, though I found it more disturbing than anything. The actual jokes in this topic had nothing to do with said irony however
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GiftedACIII
06/23/17 6:19:43 PM
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um lmao
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kuwab0
06/23/17 6:22:57 PM
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Is it titled "Hey, Hey, Hey! How to Get Away with Rape."
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Vyrulisse
06/23/17 6:26:49 PM
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The balls on this man... he has zero shame. It's sickening.
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E32005
06/23/17 6:32:39 PM
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"Dont try to sexually assault other people"

-The End
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Ammonitida
06/23/17 6:34:18 PM
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The two women who testified against him at his trial were not credible.
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averagejoel
06/23/17 6:42:15 PM
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Ammonitida posted...
The two women who testified against him at his trial were not credible.

what about the other ~50 who came forward?
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Ammonitida
06/23/17 6:44:13 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Ammonitida posted...
The two women who testified against him at his trial were not credible.

what about the other ~50 who came forward?


They weren't called to testify as the statute of limitations had expired. The jury had no choice but to rely on those two women and ignore their inconsistencies.
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SubtletyRefuge
06/25/17 3:30:57 AM
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My goodness graces
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KogaSteelfang
06/27/17 4:44:20 AM
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I can imagine him lecturing them while doing his dumb voice he used to use. Probably gonna use a pudding cup as a metaphor.
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Bass_X0
06/27/17 4:48:24 AM
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Five simple words.

https://youtu.be/lbOtyWTRZ_g?t=13
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yanksfan4247
06/27/17 5:53:53 AM
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"Now you see if the girl is at the bar, it means she wants a taste of your pudding pop"
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WafflehouseJK
06/27/17 6:01:19 AM
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Step 1: Don't sexually assault.

It's that easy.
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omega cookie
06/27/17 6:02:04 AM
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Important question, will it be done entirely in Fat Albert's voice? Because that would be amazing.
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SubtletyRefuge
06/29/17 1:40:51 AM
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lol jesus
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lukabrosci
07/01/17 2:04:39 AM
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OJ Simpsons writes a book titled "If I did it"

Michael Jackson opens up a theme park in his backya...wait a minute
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iosifsvoboda
07/01/17 2:05:45 AM
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This sounds like the most boring shit ever
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Mystere
07/01/17 2:10:33 AM
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Darmik posted...
TheoryzC posted...
You cant make this shit up


Sometimes I feel like we're living in some fucked up black comedy

Madea?
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The Wheelman1
07/03/17 6:22:18 AM
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I bet he's teaching them how to get away with sexual assault.
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WaffIeElite
07/03/17 7:40:40 AM
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Good on him. Now we need the legal system to crack down on these fake, cash-in accusations with the same sentences as the crime would be.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 7:49:29 AM
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WaffIeElite posted...
Good on him. Now we need the legal system to crack down on these fake, cash-in accusations with the same sentences as the crime would be.

oh u
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/03/17 8:05:22 AM
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I wish I could kick Cosby in his dead eye.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 9:01:09 AM
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Conflict posted...


You defended Elliot Rodger

Did he really?

Or are you just being you?
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