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pinky0926 06/22/17 12:36:31 PM #1:	First of all, the constant running at a low crouch and getting up and down over and over again in that gear was exhausting. I was out of breath fast. Secondly, I could barely follow like 5% of what was happening at any time. Whenever I got shot there was not a lot I could have done differently to prevent it. Finally, there was one moment when I was protecting a base and before I even knew what happened the enemy was on top of us. They had snuck behind a tree and the other person in the base hadn't seen them in time. So the guy rushes straight up to me and before I could even move my gun he unloaded his balls all over my face. I ate 3 in the mouth from no more than 3 feet away. It was fun and everything but I couldn't help thinking how fucking horrible it would be if it was real because there's no heroism in any of that. You're just a shitty meatbag about 5 seconds away from someone outsmarting you and ending it all. ~~The other thing it made me appreciate is that I suck at paintballing and I'm out of shape~~ --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:881603286] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>First of all, the constant running at a low crouch and getting up and down over and over again in that gear was exhausting. I was out of breath fast. Secondly, I could barely follow like 5% of what was happening at any time. Whenever I got shot there was not a lot I could have done differently to prevent it. Finally, there was one moment when I was protecting a base and before I even knew what happened the enemy was on top of us. They had snuck behind a tree and the other person in the base hadn't seen them in time. So the guy rushes straight up to me and before I could even move my gun he unloaded his balls all over my face. I ate 3 in the mouth from no more than 3 feet away. It was fun and everything but I couldn't help thinking how fucking horrible it would be if it was real because there's no heroism in any of that. You're just a shitty meatbag about 5 seconds away from someone outsmarting you and ending it all. The other thing it made me appreciate is that I suck at paintballing and I'm out of shape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 06/22/17 12:39:36 PM #2:	pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:881603468] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 06/22/17 12:39:47 PM #3:	pinky0926 posted... before I could even move my gun he unloaded his balls all over my face. I ate 3 in the mouth from no more than 3 feet away. I feel like there's a joke here that will be the focus of the whole topic Haha he said BALLS!!!! --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:881603479] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>before I could even move my gun he unloaded his balls all over my face. I ate 3 in the mouth from no more than 3 feet away. </quote> I feel like there's a joke here that will be the focus of the whole topic Haha he said BALLS!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 06/22/17 12:42:05 PM #4:	VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:881603607] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 06/22/17 12:43:12 PM #5:	I used to play with a group back in high school never did get the impression i'd be any use in a real firefight --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:881603664] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>I used to play with a group back in high school never did get the impression i'd be any use in a real firefight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/22/17 12:45:49 PM #6:	pinky0926 posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball... --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:881603791] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/22/17 12:46:47 PM #7:	I was actually pleasantly surprised how good I was a paintball the few times I've played. But yes, I have gotten hit at least once each time so I would be dead too. I suppose there's something to be said for taking down seven or eight enemies with me but at the end of the day, dead is dead. I'm not kidding about the 7-8 K/D ratio, btw. I surprised myself for sure. I just don't know why I'm bad at shooter vidja. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:881603841] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>I was actually pleasantly surprised how good I was a paintball the few times I've played. But yes, I have gotten hit at least once each time so I would be dead too. I suppose there's something to be said for taking down seven or eight enemies with me but at the end of the day, dead is dead. I'm not kidding about the 7-8 K/D ratio, btw. I surprised myself for sure. I just don't know why I'm bad at shooter vidja.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 06/22/17 12:47:18 PM #8:	I know its usually not helpful for my team, but I always love going Rambo style and just out in the open blasting people. Its actually worked pretty well before. I try not to do that on objective based games though because I'll be out and have to wait Speaking of injuries the worst one I got was when two teams of about 12 people each were on opposite sides of a field. No obstacles, just a quick deathmatch. When the match started I swear I could see a paintball come at me from all the way across the field. It felt like slow motion because I could see it arc down and it managed to hit me on the tip of my penis (was wearing gym shorts and no cup). That pain....dear god --- Under a cold October sky, I wait I had ice cream with quincy2000a! <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:881603874] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>I know its usually not helpful for my team, but I always love going Rambo style and just out in the open blasting people. Its actually worked pretty well before. I try not to do that on objective based games though because I'll be out and have to wait Speaking of injuries the worst one I got was when two teams of about 12 people each were on opposite sides of a field. No obstacles, just a quick deathmatch. When the match started I swear I could see a paintball come at me from all the way across the field. It felt like slow motion because I could see it arc down and it managed to hit me on the tip of my penis (was wearing gym shorts and no cup). That pain....dear god</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Canuklehead 06/22/17 12:47:30 PM #9:	MuayThai85 posted... pinky0926 posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball... This, any place I have played at the rule is to call for surrender before you stick your marker in their face and fire. <cite>Canuklehead posted [p:881603882] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball...</quote> This, any place I have played at the rule is to call for surrender before you stick your marker in their face and fire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 06/22/17 12:48:57 PM #10:	VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:881603950] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 06/22/17 12:49:49 PM #11:	I had a lot of fun with paintball and airsoft but I'm trash at it too. I'm good at flanking and coordinating but my aim is terrible so I'm of no value on the field unless I can sneak up on someone and get time to aim. My first time playing paintball, my trash friend came around the corner with his hand and gun raised so I didn't shoot him. Then he lowered his gun and unloaded at point blank. Boy that was lame... it was even lamer when, after he stopped, I turned to leave and then he fired again at my back point blank. I was pretty angry about that... --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:881603991] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>I had a lot of fun with paintball and airsoft but I'm trash at it too. I'm good at flanking and coordinating but my aim is terrible so I'm of no value on the field unless I can sneak up on someone and get time to aim. My first time playing paintball, my trash friend came around the corner with his hand and gun raised so I didn't shoot him. Then he lowered his gun and unloaded at point blank. Boy that was lame... it was even lamer when, after he stopped, I turned to leave and then he fired again at my back point blank. I was pretty angry about that...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/22/17 12:50:01 PM #12:	Canuklehead posted... MuayThai85 posted... pinky0926 posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball... This, any place I have played at the rule is to call for surrender before you stick your marker in their face and fire. Same. Only time we could bunker is in tournaments (I played a lot, my team practiced with the Edmonton Impact before they went pro). It's so satisfying to put 4 into the back of a dudes neck at point blank as you run down the tape and bunker him. I always give the chance to surrender in rec games though. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:881604001] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>Canuklehead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball...</quote> This, any place I have played at the rule is to call for surrender before you stick your marker in their face and fire.</quote> Same. Only time we could bunker is in tournaments (I played a lot, my team practiced with the Edmonton Impact before they went pro). It's so satisfying to put 4 into the back of a dudes neck at point blank as you run down the tape and bunker him. I always give the chance to surrender in rec games though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 06/22/17 12:51:43 PM #13:	Were you wearing a mask? The first time I went paintballing the balls when through my mask and I was tasting fish oil for hours. Split a lip --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:881604083] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>Were you wearing a mask? The first time I went paintballing the balls when through my mask and I was tasting fish oil for hours. Split a lip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 06/22/17 12:52:14 PM #14:	i still paintball maybe once every year or two but was huge into it from like 16-22. Biggest thing I can suggest is figure out what cover is and always have cover. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:881604111] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>i still paintball maybe once every year or two but was huge into it from like 16-22. Biggest thing I can suggest is figure out what cover is and always have cover.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/22/17 12:55:02 PM #15:	VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face I knew this would get quoted when I read that part. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:881604250] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> I knew this would get quoted when I read that part.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xelltrix 06/22/17 12:58:08 PM #17:	Kitt posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face I knew this would get quoted when I read that part. Same, especially with the words that followed. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:881604428] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> I knew this would get quoted when I read that part.</quote> Same, especially with the words that followed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 06/22/17 1:04:48 PM #18:	MuayThai85 posted... pinky0926 posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball... It was a buck's/stag party. There was lots of dickish things happening that weekend. Literally. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:881604791] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> The guy is a douche. If you're playing woodsball for fun, you shouldn't be bunkering let alone from that close to the face. Tournament speedball is one thing but not in rec woodsball...</quote> It was a buck's/stag party. There was lots of dickish things happening that weekend. Literally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/22/17 1:07:01 PM #19:	shoot pinky in the winky for massive damage --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:881604944] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>shoot pinky in the winky for massive damage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 06/22/17 1:08:37 PM #20:	im like Peter Griffin when he plays laser tag. i get oddly athletic and really good at it. one time my gun jammed mid-match and i couldnt unclog it, i forced 4 people on the other team to surrender by myself <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:881605040] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>im like Peter Griffin when he plays laser tag. i get oddly athletic and really good at it. one time my gun jammed mid-match and i couldnt unclog it, i forced 4 people on the other team to surrender by myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 06/22/17 1:19:37 PM #21:	SSJGrimReaper posted... shoot pinky in the winky for massive damage I rented a box for that very reason ;_; --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:881605660] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>shoot pinky in the winky for massive damage</quote> I rented a box for that very reason ;_;</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/22/17 3:26:02 PM #22:	pinky0926 posted... VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what jacknicholsonnod.gif --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:881613639] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote> Yeah, paintballs have a really unpleasant flavour. Slightly sweet and acidic, the texture is a bit sticky. He just blasted them all across my mouth while calling me his bitch wait what</quote> jacknicholsonnod.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 06/22/17 3:30:04 PM #23:	paint was everywhere --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:881613896] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote>paint was everywhere</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kessobahn 06/22/17 3:35:31 PM #24:	<cite>Kessobahn posted [p:881614231] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/22/17 3:35:56 PM #25:	VectorChaos posted... pinky0926 posted... he unloaded his balls all over my face --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:881614257] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote> he unloaded his balls all over my face</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/22/17 4:59:04 PM #26:	Kessobahn posted... Lmfao --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:881619197] in Paintballi... [t:75489724]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kessobahn posted...</cite> <quote></quote> Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Paintballing made me appreciate how fucking dead I'd be in a combat situation