Current Events > Need ideas for epic way to quit my job

Topic List
Page List: 1
Naysaspace
06/21/17 11:20:32 AM
#1:


Needs to be legal and decent. No pooping on desks allowed
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
06/21/17 11:21:02 AM
#2:


Put in your two weeks notice.
---
~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms
06/21/17 11:22:52 AM
#3:


Naysaspace posted...
No pooping on desks allowed


Damn. You saw me coming. :(
---
PSN: obsurdrandom
... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith
06/21/17 11:23:49 AM
#4:


Turbam posted...
Put in your two weeks notice.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
SpiralDrift
06/21/17 11:27:28 AM
#6:


Poop under the desks.
---
Do unto others what your parents did to you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
06/21/17 11:29:25 AM
#7:


Pee on the toilet seats
---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
MonkeyBones23
06/21/17 11:36:58 AM
#8:


You are not special. Put your two weeks notice in.
---
We're a forest of lives, but we grow tall and wide.
We'll never be cut down.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm
06/21/17 11:40:34 AM
#9:


Burn Utica to the ground.
---
I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom
http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
ManLink4321
06/21/17 11:41:44 AM
#10:


Give them a piece of your mind..literally.
---
The Hero of Hyrule.
... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167
06/21/17 11:42:56 AM
#11:


... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn
06/21/17 11:48:12 AM
#12:


Do you have another job lined up, TC?
---
"Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling
... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank
06/21/17 11:50:23 AM
#13:


MonkeyBones23 posted...
You are not special. Put your two weeks notice in.

---
"You ought to take the cash cab. You'll actually make money by riding in it as long as you don't screw up three times." - mitchells2003
... Copied to Clipboard!
Canuklehead
06/21/17 11:50:44 AM
#14:


Poop in the upper tanks in all of the toilets.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Magnamite
06/21/17 11:55:41 AM
#15:


Break into your bosses house and poop in his/her pillow case. Leave your two weeks notice under it.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw
06/21/17 11:57:38 AM
#16:


Give two weeks notice like a fucking adult and not the shitty millennial you are.
---
"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."
... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000
06/21/17 11:58:48 AM
#17:


KillerSlaw posted...
Give two weeks notice like a fucking adult and not the shitty millennial you are.

well said my fellow millennial
---
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess
06/21/17 11:59:55 AM
#18:


If you already have something lined up then just quit and not give your notice so you can immediately start your other job.
---
Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed.
"All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen
... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn
06/21/17 12:15:38 PM
#19:


Burgess posted...
If you already have something lined up then just quit and not give your notice so you can immediately start your other job.

At least give a notice, man.

But TC, if you don't mind burning bridges, you can always just tell your coworkers/boss what you actually think of them.

Otherwise, it's usually wise to keep as many doors open as possible just in case.
---
"Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling
... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine
06/21/17 12:20:10 PM
#20:


Turbam posted...
Put in your two weeks notice.

---
https://i.imgtc.com/72JF7CA.jpg (by mark2000)
9 Transwomen have been murdered since 1/1/2017
... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen
06/21/17 12:22:57 PM
#21:


Canuklehead posted...
Poop in the upper tanks in all of the toilets.

Diabolical
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel
06/21/17 12:23:31 PM
#22:


When a guy who is well liked at my job quits we throw him a party.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablySkye
06/21/17 12:26:44 PM
#23:


Walk in with a boom box on your shoulder and make sure it's volume is at 100% and play "Take this job and shove it" with some sunglasses on
... Copied to Clipboard!
paladin_man
06/21/17 12:31:16 PM
#24:


Don't burn bridges. Future jobs might call your old jobs to confirm your past employment there.
---
Just a friendly reminder that Nintendo was founded in 1889.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz
06/21/17 12:31:38 PM
#25:


What you should do is put in your 2 weeks notice and then on your last day give a card or note to those who had made your time there better and more meaningful. That will teach them, epic way to quit right there.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine
06/21/17 12:37:22 PM
#26:


KILBOTz posted...
What you should do is put in your 2 weeks notice and then on your last day give a card or note to those who had made your time there better and more meaningful. That will teach them, epic way to quit right there.

Yes. Do this. Those unexpected feels can really fuck people up, especially if they didn't know how much they'd help you.
---
https://i.imgtc.com/72JF7CA.jpg (by mark2000)
9 Transwomen have been murdered since 1/1/2017
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1