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De Evolution 06/18/17 3:40:24 PM #1: |
- Hey I'm _________!
-lol only made this profile cuz my friend made me -I speak fluent sarcasm so I hope you have a sense of humor -I'm such a foodie! -Love to travel and go on adventures! -If you msg me with "Hi" or "How are you" I won't respond... Come up with something better than that -NOT here for hook ups -I'm not like other girls I don't follow the crowd -I'm super down to earth and love to have a good time -I can stay in and watch Netflix on a Friday or go out and party -PS: If you're over 6' and have a beard you should msg me tehehe --- Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Khalpz 06/18/17 3:41:14 PM #2: |
Alright, so be interesting
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Guy_Fieri 06/18/17 3:41:48 PM #3: |
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roos1046 Reborn 06/18/17 3:44:25 PM #4: |
-who farted?
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Ivynn 06/18/17 3:45:14 PM #5: |
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DarthAragorn 06/18/17 3:46:51 PM #6: |
accurate
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ChrisHanson24 06/18/17 3:47:59 PM #7: |
you forgot fishing, everyone like fishing
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Teddytalks 06/18/17 3:49:16 PM #8: |
First time in forever, accurate.
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deupd_u 06/18/17 3:50:53 PM #9: |
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Coolppl Owns 06/18/17 3:55:17 PM #10: |
looks like my gf was one of the 1% then
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salandrews 06/18/17 3:56:47 PM #11: |
It's pretty much that one text... Forgot what it was called
Something a about a "very random kid calling himself penguin" or something. But yeah its basically a basic bitch template. --- "This is war. There are no spectator seats on the battlefield." - Griffith ... Copied to Clipboard!
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De Evolution 06/18/17 4:02:47 PM #12: |
Coolppl Owns posted...
looks like my gf was one of the 1% then Doubtful --- Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBKick18 06/18/17 4:09:25 PM #13: |
Yeah I see that a lot but I'm sure a lot of guys have basic ass profiles as well. Apparently way too many have pictures with caught fish
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DarthAragorn 06/18/17 4:11:09 PM #14: |
Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is
I blurred out every other face in my pics just to make it clear. But I have no matches so eh --- Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 06/18/17 4:11:41 PM #15: |
Ya girls will have certain generic things in their profiles, but I hope you're not thinking this is something exclusive to girls. I haven't gone looking at guys profiles, but I'd expect most of them to have a basic template as well with common hobbies and phrases
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pinky0926 06/18/17 4:14:58 PM #16: |
Yep. It's the equivalent of the "lad" who is "easygoing" and "likes to have fun with his mates" and has a bunch of photos of him fishing, standing next to his motorbike or out in a bar in a cheap shirt and holding a bacardi coke.
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Omnislasher 06/18/17 4:15:58 PM #17: |
"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right"
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Alan_00X 06/18/17 4:16:51 PM #18: |
People are all the same and there's no such thing as love
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DarthAragorn 06/18/17 4:17:00 PM #19: |
Omnislasher posted...
"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right" Oh I forgot this one --- Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coolppl Owns 06/18/17 4:25:24 PM #20: |
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC
but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile --- _.-=/Got Coolppl?\=-._ =-._\Got Coolppl?/_.-= ... Copied to Clipboard!
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salandrews 06/18/17 4:30:03 PM #21: |
DarthAragorn posted...
Omnislasher posted..."If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right" If I was on tinder I'd have one with a dog. Can be a random dog. Doesnt matter. It gets brownie points with girls. --- "This is war. There are no spectator seats on the battlefield." - Griffith ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 06/18/17 4:30:42 PM #22: |
salandrews posted...
DarthAragorn posted...Omnislasher posted... It hasn't helped me so far, feels bad man --- Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Teddytalks 06/18/17 4:37:15 PM #23: |
Just have sharp pictures of yourself wth brand name clothing, shoes and expensive shit. Tinder is shallow as fuck, just be as shallow as possible to. I got a bunch of alright pictures, none of which are that good, and I got about 30 matches. Try hard and you should have more than that, especially if you're white.
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ChromaticAngel 06/18/17 4:41:19 PM #24: |
"I like music, movies, and books."
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Omnislasher 06/18/17 4:48:32 PM #25: |
Alan_00X posted...
People are all the same and there's no such thing as love bro :( ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowplay 06/18/17 4:58:16 PM #26: |
De Evolution posted...
-Love to travel This is THE constant of those profiles. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 06/18/17 7:52:36 PM #27: |
Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC @De_Evolution ... Copied to Clipboard!
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De Evolution 06/18/17 8:04:50 PM #28: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC I don't get this question. Ideal? Ideal for who? --- Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 06/18/17 8:05:30 PM #29: |
De Evolution posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...Coolppl Owns posted...i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC Ideal for you You've said what you don't like in a profile. what do you like in a profile? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RebelElite791 06/18/17 8:06:05 PM #30: |
Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC As someone who's pretty much the opposite of redpill idiots, he's 100% correct in my experience with Tinder/Bumble. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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De Evolution 06/18/17 8:06:26 PM #31: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
De Evolution posted...Kaname_Madoka posted...Coolppl Owns posted...i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC I never said what I do or don't "like". I simply said what the majority of profiles contain. --- Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monday 06/18/17 8:09:08 PM #32: |
De Evolution posted...
-NOT here for hook ups This one is hilarious when you see it on Tinder. Like, you're on an app whose primary purpose is for hookups. You're not fooling anyone. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 06/18/17 8:10:13 PM #33: |
ChrisHanson24 posted...
you forgot fishing, everyone like fishing Misread as fisting the first time I read it. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PikachuMaxwell 06/18/17 8:11:28 PM #34: |
As someone else said...male profiles are all the same as well. In short, everyone is boring.
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Pastryarchy 06/19/17 1:29:14 AM #35: |
Tinder is gravitating towards becoming more of a general dating app.
Although it's still fair to be skeptical when someone says they're absolutely not interested in hook ups....when most of them certainly are whenever a photoshopped hottie presents themselves. They figure the hook up can still give them an opportunity to seduce the hottie into a relationship. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 06/19/17 1:30:45 AM #36: |
DarthAragorn posted...
Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is ... Why wouldn't you just post solo pics then? --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 06/19/17 1:35:01 AM #37: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
DarthAragorn posted... Can't do to many solo pics. You gotta make it look like you have friends --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 06/19/17 2:50:34 AM #38: |
emblem boy posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...DarthAragorn posted... That and I don't take selfies --- Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joelypoely 06/19/17 4:47:02 AM #39: |
De Evolution posted...
I'm such a foodie! By the way what is a foodie? Someone who specialises in consuming food? Edit: Never mind I found the perfect definition on Urban Dictionary: foodie A person who enjoys eating food, unlike everyone else, who hates food, thinks it's disgusting, and would never consider eating it. Person #1: I'm a foodie, I love eating food! Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 06/19/17 4:58:58 AM #40: |
came in to post something about a dog, surprised it was forgotton in the OP. fuck ive hardly ever found a good women's bio on tinder
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Roxborough4Ever 06/19/17 5:00:26 AM #41: |
i have a kid from my previous relationship and i still keep in contact with their father so u are going to have 2 accept that
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thelovefist 06/19/17 7:07:03 AM #44: |
99% of dating topics posted by foreveralones on CE are like this one
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ThePredominate 06/19/17 7:11:36 AM #45: |
Well girls just don't feel the need to be "interesting", they know they're bringing the ass. That's really enough for most guys. They're just simple folk I suppose. Not all girls are like that, but tbh most of the girls who are gems? You won't find them on a dating app.
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TheCurseX2 06/19/17 7:34:57 AM #46: |
I read a profile long ago which some guy was taking the piss out of every female profile. "On occasion, I like to breathe." Was 10/10 trolling on a meta scale.
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Coolppl Owns 06/19/17 9:06:05 AM #47: |
lol, wonder what he got suspended for
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MoreRpgs 06/19/17 9:10:07 AM #48: |
So true haha
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Squall28 06/19/17 9:12:23 AM #50: |
ugly af
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