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De Evolution
06/18/17 3:40:24 PM
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- Hey I'm _________!

-lol only made this profile cuz my friend made me

-I speak fluent sarcasm so I hope you have a sense of humor

-I'm such a foodie!

-Love to travel and go on adventures!

-If you msg me with "Hi" or "How are you" I won't respond... Come up with something better than that

-NOT here for hook ups

-I'm not like other girls I don't follow the crowd

-I'm super down to earth and love to have a good time

-I can stay in and watch Netflix on a Friday or go out and party

-PS: If you're over 6' and have a beard you should msg me tehehe
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Khalpz
06/18/17 3:41:14 PM
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Alright, so be interesting
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Guy_Fieri
06/18/17 3:41:48 PM
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roos1046 Reborn
06/18/17 3:44:25 PM
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-who farted?
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Ivynn
06/18/17 3:45:14 PM
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Do they still say "lol I'm random!"
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DarthAragorn
06/18/17 3:46:51 PM
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accurate
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ChrisHanson24
06/18/17 3:47:59 PM
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you forgot fishing, everyone like fishing
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Teddytalks
06/18/17 3:49:16 PM
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First time in forever, accurate.
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deupd_u
06/18/17 3:50:53 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKY0FsUEMyw

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Coolppl Owns
06/18/17 3:55:17 PM
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looks like my gf was one of the 1% then
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salandrews
06/18/17 3:56:47 PM
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It's pretty much that one text... Forgot what it was called

Something a about a "very random kid calling himself penguin" or something.

But yeah its basically a basic bitch template.
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De Evolution
06/18/17 4:02:47 PM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
looks like my gf was one of the 1% then


Doubtful
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HBKick18
06/18/17 4:09:25 PM
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Yeah I see that a lot but I'm sure a lot of guys have basic ass profiles as well. Apparently way too many have pictures with caught fish
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DarthAragorn
06/18/17 4:11:09 PM
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Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is

I blurred out every other face in my pics just to make it clear. But I have no matches so eh
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emblem boy
06/18/17 4:11:41 PM
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Ya girls will have certain generic things in their profiles, but I hope you're not thinking this is something exclusive to girls. I haven't gone looking at guys profiles, but I'd expect most of them to have a basic template as well with common hobbies and phrases
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pinky0926
06/18/17 4:14:58 PM
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Yep. It's the equivalent of the "lad" who is "easygoing" and "likes to have fun with his mates" and has a bunch of photos of him fishing, standing next to his motorbike or out in a bar in a cheap shirt and holding a bacardi coke.
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Omnislasher
06/18/17 4:15:58 PM
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"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right"
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Alan_00X
06/18/17 4:16:51 PM
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People are all the same and there's no such thing as love
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DarthAragorn
06/18/17 4:17:00 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right"

Oh I forgot this one

I switched my main pic to a selfie with my dog <_<
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Coolppl Owns
06/18/17 4:25:24 PM
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i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile
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salandrews
06/18/17 4:30:03 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Omnislasher posted...
"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right"

Oh I forgot this one

I switched my main pic to a selfie with my dog <_<


If I was on tinder I'd have one with a dog. Can be a random dog. Doesnt matter. It gets brownie points with girls.
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DarthAragorn
06/18/17 4:30:42 PM
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salandrews posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Omnislasher posted...
"If you have a dog I'll be more likely to swipe right"

Oh I forgot this one

I switched my main pic to a selfie with my dog <_<


If I was on tinder I'd have one with a dog. Can be a random dog. Doesnt matter. It gets brownie points with girls.

It hasn't helped me so far, feels bad man
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Teddytalks
06/18/17 4:37:15 PM
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Just have sharp pictures of yourself wth brand name clothing, shoes and expensive shit. Tinder is shallow as fuck, just be as shallow as possible to. I got a bunch of alright pictures, none of which are that good, and I got about 30 matches. Try hard and you should have more than that, especially if you're white.
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ChromaticAngel
06/18/17 4:41:19 PM
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"I like music, movies, and books."

Me: *slams head on desk repeatedly*
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Omnislasher
06/18/17 4:48:32 PM
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Alan_00X posted...
People are all the same and there's no such thing as love


bro :(
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Shadowplay
06/18/17 4:58:16 PM
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De Evolution posted...
-Love to travel

This is THE constant of those profiles.
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Kaname_Madoka
06/18/17 7:52:36 PM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile

@De_Evolution
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De Evolution
06/18/17 8:04:50 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile

@De_Evolution


I don't get this question. Ideal? Ideal for who?
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Kaname_Madoka
06/18/17 8:05:30 PM
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De Evolution posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile

@De_Evolution


I don't get this question. Ideal? Ideal for who?

Ideal for you
You've said what you don't like in a profile.
what do you like in a profile?
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RebelElite791
06/18/17 8:06:05 PM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile

As someone who's pretty much the opposite of redpill idiots, he's 100% correct in my experience with Tinder/Bumble.
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De Evolution
06/18/17 8:06:26 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
De Evolution posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...
i get it you're one of those woke af red pillers TC

but humor me what would be the ideal female online dating profile

@De_Evolution


I don't get this question. Ideal? Ideal for who?

Ideal for you
You've said what you don't like in a profile.
what do you like in a profile?


I never said what I do or don't "like". I simply said what the majority of profiles contain.
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Monday
06/18/17 8:09:08 PM
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De Evolution posted...
-NOT here for hook ups


This one is hilarious when you see it on Tinder.

Like, you're on an app whose primary purpose is for hookups. You're not fooling anyone.
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Gamer99z
06/18/17 8:10:13 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
you forgot fishing, everyone like fishing

Misread as fisting the first time I read it.
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PikachuMaxwell
06/18/17 8:11:28 PM
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As someone else said...male profiles are all the same as well. In short, everyone is boring.
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Pastryarchy
06/19/17 1:29:14 AM
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Tinder is gravitating towards becoming more of a general dating app.

Although it's still fair to be skeptical when someone says they're absolutely not interested in hook ups....when most of them certainly are whenever a photoshopped hottie presents themselves. They figure the hook up can still give them an opportunity to seduce the hottie into a relationship.
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WafflehouseJK
06/19/17 1:30:45 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is

I blurred out every other face in my pics just to make it clear. But I have no matches so eh

... Why wouldn't you just post solo pics then?
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emblem boy
06/19/17 1:35:01 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is

I blurred out every other face in my pics just to make it clear. But I have no matches so eh

... Why wouldn't you just post solo pics then?


Can't do to many solo pics. You gotta make it look like you have friends
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DarthAragorn
06/19/17 2:50:34 AM
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emblem boy posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Also it's not nearly 99% but when every picture is a group picture making you have to look carefully at all of em to figure out which one she is

I blurred out every other face in my pics just to make it clear. But I have no matches so eh

... Why wouldn't you just post solo pics then?


Can't do to many solo pics. You gotta make it look like you have friends

That and I don't take selfies
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Joelypoely
06/19/17 4:47:02 AM
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De Evolution posted...
I'm such a foodie!


By the way what is a foodie? Someone who specialises in consuming food?



Edit: Never mind I found the perfect definition on Urban Dictionary:


foodie

A person who enjoys eating food, unlike everyone else, who hates food, thinks it's disgusting, and would never consider eating it.

Person #1: I'm a foodie, I love eating food!
Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive.
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haloiscoolisbak
06/19/17 4:58:58 AM
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came in to post something about a dog, surprised it was forgotton in the OP. fuck ive hardly ever found a good women's bio on tinder
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Roxborough4Ever
06/19/17 5:00:26 AM
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i have a kid from my previous relationship and i still keep in contact with their father so u are going to have 2 accept that
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thelovefist
06/19/17 7:07:03 AM
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99% of dating topics posted by foreveralones on CE are like this one
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ThePredominate
06/19/17 7:11:36 AM
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Well girls just don't feel the need to be "interesting", they know they're bringing the ass. That's really enough for most guys. They're just simple folk I suppose. Not all girls are like that, but tbh most of the girls who are gems? You won't find them on a dating app.
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TheCurseX2
06/19/17 7:34:57 AM
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I read a profile long ago which some guy was taking the piss out of every female profile. "On occasion, I like to breathe." Was 10/10 trolling on a meta scale.
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Coolppl Owns
06/19/17 9:06:05 AM
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lol, wonder what he got suspended for
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MoreRpgs
06/19/17 9:10:07 AM
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So true haha
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Squall28
06/19/17 9:12:23 AM
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ugly af

I will only talk to real men. 6'+, good job. If you contact me with bad Grammer, don't bother.
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