Current Events > What names do you plan to give your kids?

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Names after Greek gods/goddesses seem awesome
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It's immoral to have children
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I hope I never end up with kids.
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Havent thought about it. Might want kids one day when Im in my 30s but I dont think about it at all.

Kisai posted...

I hope I never end up with kids.

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Zurkon posted...

I'm going to go name them after the summons from Final Fantasy.

Ifrit
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Good ol' Shiva Nettles.
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Zurkon posted...

I'm going to go name them after the summons from Final Fantasy.

Ifrit

Now I'm picturing a teacher asking Carbuncle if they know the answer.

Probably name them after my fav animal crossing villagers
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Things I WON'T name my kids:

1: Normal names with weird spelling
2: "Unique" names
3: Any variant of Aiden, Braydon, ect.
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My wife picked the name of our first child I hope I get to name one pebbles or bam bam
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Shouldn't the privilege of naming go to the one who carries the child for nine months?

No names. I figure i'll just number them.
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Skye Reynolds posted...

Shouldn't the privilege of naming go to the one who carries the child for nine months?

shut the fuck up. A name should be agreed on between both parents
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Jayden
Aiden
Cayden
Hayden
Landon
Paxton
Jackson
Etc.
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Dapple for a boy Kaybe for a girl


yeah i know they're weird names >_>
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Thing 1
Thing 2
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I like Alexander for a male, and Emily for a girl. But if we have twins we should definitely do something like Danel and Dannielle or Ashley and Ashley.
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Cactaur
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Duncanwii posted...

Ashley and Ashley.

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking
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ew kids
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Chrysanthemum
Vesuvius
Nakadashimaru
Geoff
Xerxes

All top-tier, top-of-the-line, A++ names for men who will be the manliest men to ever be born as men.

And if I have girls, they can have names like

Salt
Spice
Papaya
Geoff
December

Because you can name a girl anything
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Antifa Hillary
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Raiden and Dahlia
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Sub Zero
Scorpion
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The first son will be named after me.
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AlephZero posted...

Sub Zero
Scorpion

I actually did name my son Raiden and my daughter Dahlia
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Boy: Valen
Girl: Raven

Khaleesi Jon Snow
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Liherals if its a girl

Cuckservative if its a boy
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Sophia for a girl
Skullomania for a boy

Zurkon posted...

I'm going to go name them after the summons from Final Fantasy.

Doomtrain best child
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Cena
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Tokyo Drift
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Turbam 1
Turbam 2
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Mr_Karate III
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xXx420GetSmokedxXx
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I want to use the name Isaac. Always liked that name. Though basically I want to be boring and just go for normal names, I wouldn't plague my kids with dumb or silly names.

My family has that "name after a dead person" tradition as well, so I guess it also depends on who dies by the time I have children (I'm partially named after my grandfather who died not too long before I was born, though my parents thankfully took some liberties to modernize my name instead of sounding old-timey). Of course, I'd imagine the mother would have a say, but I can't predict that.
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Crayon_Lover posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Ashley and Ashley.

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking

Fun fact, Ashley was a masculine name 100 or so years ago. It's only recently that it became feminine. So no, I'm not joking.
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I have 2 girls. Ellie and Chloe.

Duncanwii posted...

Crayon_Lover posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Ashley and Ashley.

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking

Fun fact, Ashley was a masculine name 100 or so years ago. It's only recently that it became feminine. So no, I'm not joking.

I was more talking about giving twins the exact same name, I don't get the logic behind that
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Gandalf
Gollum
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Up
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I'm thinking Ab and Ortion.
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Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, boy or girl.
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slothica posted...

I'm thinking Ab and Ortion.

Abby and Orty
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bump
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First name Damian, middle name Wayne