Current Events > Sonic the Hedgehog walks into a bar...

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What happens next?
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Going_Deep_08
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He meets Katy Perry
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@Orchestrion posted...

Going_Deep_08

No

@Mernardi posted...

He meets Katy Perry

And no
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He takes coins out of the tip jar then rolls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSHktSOagPg
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YOU'RE TOO SLOW

caps
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he repeatedly yells "youre too slow" as he gets drunker and drunker chugging beers
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He gets a Chili dog.
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ForestLogic posted...

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

caps

fuck
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Katy Perry is a goddess
Metallica and the Steelers suck

I forget how many rings BAR gets you.

Hey posted...

ForestLogic posted...

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

caps

fuck

Holy shit it was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

Katy Perry is a goddess
Metallica and the Steelers suck

vipa is a shitposter CONFIRMED
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The story is screwed from the beginning; we all know Sonic would never walk into a bar, he only runs.
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That reminds me of the time that I met him

I saw Sonic the Hedgehog at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

After just being defeated by Mario, and his castle imploding from within..

Bowser walks into a bar. The bartender can tell he is in a gloomy mood.

Bowser sits at the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

Bowser huffs under his breath, " a new castle.."

The bartender says "bottle or draft?"
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Going_Deep_08 posted...

What happens next?

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I'll make you eat those words!
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Feline_Heart posted...

That reminds me of the time that I met him

I saw Sonic the Hedgehog at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Enough with this copypasta
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