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frozenshock 06/13/17 7:52:32 PM #1:	None Since trumpets are musical instruments, they are unable to screw lightbulbs. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881041885] in How many t... [t:75457894]...</cite> <quote>None Since trumpets are musical instruments, they are unable to screw lightbulbs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/13/17 7:53:06 PM #2:	Booo --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:881041928] in How many t... [t:75457894]...</cite> <quote>Booo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/13/17 7:53:55 PM #3:	Teacher: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Student: I write with a pencil... --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881041999] in How many t... [t:75457894]...</cite> <quote>Teacher: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Student: I write with a pencil...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/13/17 7:55:51 PM #4:	frozenshock posted... Teacher: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Student: I write with a pencil... And then the teacher slaps the shit out of the student and drags him out of the classroom kicking and screaming. Lawsuits are file, many lives are in ruin, and a goat is walking around outside aimlessly. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:881042136] in How many t... [t:75457894]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Teacher: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Student: I write with a pencil...</quote> And then the teacher slaps the shit out of the student and drags him out of the classroom kicking and screaming. Lawsuits are file, many lives are in ruin, and a goat is walking around outside aimlessly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/13/17 7:57:02 PM #5:	Mike: I just had a horrible nightmare! I dreamed that I was eating spaghetti Bob: How is that a nightmare? Mike: Well, when I woke up, my shoelaces were gone... --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881042217] in How many t... [t:75457894]...</cite> <quote>Mike: I just had a horrible nightmare! I dreamed that I was eating spaghetti Bob: How is that a nightmare? Mike: Well, when I woke up, my shoelaces were gone...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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