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frozenshock
06/13/17 2:23:14 PM
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They put them in a semi-refrigerated area next to the cheese

Now they're all squishy and deformed when you buy them

Why would they do this?
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/13/17 2:27:54 PM
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Suitable username.
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kingdrake2
06/13/17 2:29:13 PM
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think they did it to spite you :(.
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Were_Wyrm
06/13/17 2:29:39 PM
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You're not entitled to frozen popsicles!
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s0nicfan
06/13/17 2:31:28 PM
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Popsicles are heteronormative phallic objects of the patriarchy and needed to be isolated to create a safe space for shoppers.
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Laserion
06/13/17 2:38:23 PM
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I see the ones in boxes, just out in normal shelves. You have to freeze them at home. Unless you plan the day before and hide a box behind some ice cream boxes.
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frozenshock
06/13/17 2:41:39 PM
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Yeah but these are the ones with the little wooden stick

They should be frozen at all times
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ffmasterjose
06/13/17 2:48:20 PM
#8:


Fuck your instant gratification. You have to wait to enjoy those frozen son.
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Giant_Aspirin
06/13/17 2:56:02 PM
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maybe they were doing maintenance on the freezer and had no where else to put them idk
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E32005
06/13/17 2:58:00 PM
#11:


s0nicfan posted...
Popsicles are heteronormative phallic objects of the patriarchy and needed to be isolated to create a safe space for shoppers.

Whole Foods policy
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GeneralKenobi85
06/13/17 2:59:21 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
maybe they were doing maintenance on the freezer and had no where else to put them idk

If that was it I imagine they'd store them in a cold trailer. Or even just in the backroom of the frozen department.
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frozenshock
06/13/17 3:01:21 PM
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Here's what it looks like, freshly opened:

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Took that picture a few minutes ago.

Here's what they're supposed to look like:

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s0nicfan
06/13/17 3:04:28 PM
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frozenshock posted...

Here's what they're supposed to look like:


To be fair, it wouldn't be a Popsicle if it wasn't horribly off from the box art. See:
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Drpooplol
06/13/17 3:05:19 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Here's what it looks like, freshly opened:

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Questionmarktarius
06/13/17 3:05:36 PM
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frozenshock posted...
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I looks like it's moaning "...kill...me..."
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frozenshock
06/13/17 3:06:13 PM
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Actually, those popsicles from that grocery actually usually look and taste really good

It's just now that they're out of the freezer section with the frozen pizzas that they've become like this
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E32005
06/13/17 3:06:25 PM
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kingdrake2
06/13/17 7:54:16 PM
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Sonic Yes Please, dislike the spongebob one :( i hate cotton candy flavor.
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