Current Events > I caught a whiff of this beautiful girl's hair as she walked past me today.
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Syncronous 06/12/17 9:04:42 PM #1: |
I told her she smelled like flowers as she was walking by. She gave me a strange look and sped walked away. I followed her because I wanted to clarify that I meant it as a compliment. So she bumped into me in the parking lot, literally. I walked out from behind a support column and she was walking so fast distracted that she ran right into me.
I don't think she recognized me because she had a horrified look on her face, as if I were a pervert waiting for her in the parking lot or something. So I assured her that I am not a pervert and that I was the gentleman that complimented her hair earlier. She finally thanked me and said she was in a rush. By this point I had already farted so I can see how she reacts to my pheromones. I could tell she smelled it when she dry heaved repeatedly and ran off into the darkness. Be honest with me, CE. Am I in? --- #CuckLivesMatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 06/12/17 9:06:23 PM #2: |
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Delta_Force 06/12/17 9:08:14 PM #3: |
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BallerXRosetta- 06/12/17 9:08:44 PM #4: |
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Syncronous 06/12/17 10:12:58 PM #5: |
I just realized I should have asked for her number.
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SSJGrimReaper 06/12/17 10:13:45 PM #6: |
Syncronous posted...
I just realized I should have asked for her number. She'll track you by the scent of your fart --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 06/12/17 10:53:24 PM #7: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Syncronous posted...I just realized I should have asked for her number. I hope so, man. I cropdusted a trail of anal fumes leading back to my place. --- #CuckLivesMatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kelystic 06/12/17 10:53:39 PM #8: |
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/12/17 10:59:15 PM #9: |
Why didn't you lift leg and urinate on her to mark territory?
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Syncronous 06/13/17 11:27:01 PM #10: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why didn't you lift leg and urinate on her to mark territory? That sounds a bit too aggressive. Maybe I'll try it next time I see her. --- #CuckLivesMatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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