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Bowser turns mushroom people into bricks and Mario smashes them.



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Actually, Eggman rarely(outside of the comics that is) turns animals into robots. Eggman, instead, locks animals into robots in order to act as a power source.
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Zurkon posted...

Tf is wrong with Bowser and since when could he shoot lighting bolts from his finger tips?

That's the way Bowser was first drawn by Miyamoto.

_PandaMaster_ posted...

Actually, Eggman rarely(outside of the comics that is) turns animals into robots. Eggman, instead, locks animals into robots in order to act as a power source.

That's arguably even worse.

I lol'd, just because Mario's name is the only one properly pronounced on that cover.

Seriously, though, 'Princess Bitch', really? Guess I shouldn't be too surprised about it when Koreans weren't capable of telling that word and 'beach' apart even into the 2000s to make appalling mistakes in ads.

Speaking of ads, that blatant false advertising with '2,880 different routes', lmao. That's, like more routes on paper than that appalling design choice of Shadow the Hedgehog.
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TheLazyChampion posted...

_PandaMaster_ posted...

Actually, Eggman rarely(outside of the comics that is) turns animals into robots. Eggman, instead, locks animals into robots in order to act as a power source.

That's arguably even worse.

Indeed. At least Sonic & co. free them.
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Distant_Rainbow posted...

I lol'd, just because Mario's name is the only one properly pronounced on that cover.

Seriously, though, 'Princess Bitch', really? Guess I shouldn't be too surprised about it when Koreans weren't capable of telling that word and 'beach' apart even into the 2000s to make appalling mistakes in ads.

Speaking of ads, that blatant false advertising with '2,880 different routes', lmao. That's, like more routes on paper than that appalling design choice of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Ooh, nice. You can read Korean? Can I get a translation of what all it actually says? It doesn't have to be word for word, just the gist of it.

TheLazyChampion posted...

Ooh, nice. You can read Korean? Can I get a translation of what all it actually says? It doesn't have to be word for word, just the gist of it.

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS game - The FAMICOM jumps out of your television for you to enjoy!

Mario! Go to rescue Princess Bitch...

Mario bravely rises to defeat the great demon king Gutbbang who has broken the peace of the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnapped Princess Bitch! As many as 2,880 different routes and ways to beat the game! Mario's long journey of battle begins now?!

Story:

1. A long, long time ago, there was a peaceful Mushroom Kingdom. But the great demon king Gutbbang was always waiting for his chance to invade it.

2. Finally, Gutbbang struck with his legions of turtles. The helpless mushrooms were all turned into stones and bricks by Gutbbang's evil sorcery.

3. The only person who can undo Gutbbang's evil spell and save the kingdom is Princess Bitch. Unfortunately, the princess is a prisoner in Gutbbang's castle.

4. Mario, the warrior of justice, heard this news and found his anger and righteousness swelling from within. So now, he heads to the castle of the demon king Gutbbang, to save Princess Bitch...

TO PARENTS:

We do our best to guarantee the quality of our games. Should you find any defects please contact us at the address and number below. Be sure to tell us your address, name(of legal guardian), phone number, as well as the child's name and age.

CAUTION: This product includes small components, so take care not to lose them.

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"mario is actually a mass murderer" is one of the lamest theories ever, especially because it requires intentionally misunderstanding the game in order to work
weird of them to completely drop the dark magic bowser stuff

Illuminoius posted...

"mario is actually a mass murderer" is one of the lamest theories ever, especially because it requires intentionally misunderstanding the game in order to work
weird of them to completely drop the dark magic bowser stuff

So is Nathan Drake. Who cares if they are trying to kill you first
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@Distant_Rainbow

Many thanks. I got a laugh out of Princess Bitch.

It's interesting that he's referred to as Gutbbang. That was one of two Korean dishes they considered naming Bowser after before deciding on Kuppa. (Koopa in the west.) And the story is almost identical to the one in the instruction manual.

Between that and the art being nearly identical to what Shigeru himself drew, this must have been published really early on. Maybe even before the game was finished. I kinda wonder if Miyamoto himself drew that artwork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTXR0T5mJ68
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TheLazyChampion posted...

@Distant_Rainbow

Many thanks. I got a laugh out of Princess Bitch.

It's interesting that he's referred to as Gutbbang. That was one of two Korean dishes they considered naming Bowser after before deciding on Kuppa. (Koopa in the west.) And the story is almost identical to the one in the instruction manual.

Between that and the art being nearly identical to what Shigeru himself drew, this must have been published really early on. Maybe even before the game was finished. I kinda wonder if Miyamoto himself drew that artwork.

I know the origin of 'Koopa' as well, but the proper name of the dish is 'Gukbap'.

Gutbbang isn't a real word, but the two syllables that comprise it each are. Which makes it doubly hilarious as a native Korean speaker since it literally means 'Exorcism Bread'. Maybe I should start calling Bowser that from now on. :P
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Eggman creates awesome robot suits for the animals to use and Sonic destroys their suits.
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Distant_Rainbow posted...

I know the origin of 'Koopa' as well, but the proper name of the dish is 'Gukbap'.

Gutbbang isn't a real word, but the two syllables that comprise it each are. Which makes it doubly hilarious as a native Korean speaker since it literally means 'Exorcism Bread'. Maybe I should start calling Bowser that from now on. :P

lol. Exorcism Bread.

Thanks again for the translation. This thing is just full of lolworthy names.

Daily reminder that Bowser is a dark mage
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bump for Exorcism Bread