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G_G
06/10/17 9:39:43 PM
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So I was shopping at a bookstore when this atheist came up to me and asked "Excuse me, do you know what time it is? God bless you." So I told him, "You know what, bucko? God isn't real, and I don't appreciate you trying to cram your outdated religious beliefs down my throat. Why don't you go read a book that isn't the Bible?" I then handed him a copy of the God Delusion by Richard Dawkins (I always carry a spare copy of this book; you never know when you need it). That moment, he went to the Religion section and began moving the Bibles to the "Fiction" section. I nodded and smiled to myself, knowing I did the right thing.
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slothica
06/10/17 9:43:22 PM
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The title and OP are sending me mixed messages.

Whatever the case, religion is cancer.
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/10/17 9:45:08 PM
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G_G posted...
That moment, he went to the Religion section and began moving the Bibles to the "Fiction" section. I nodded and smiled to myself, knowing I did the right thing.

Does not compute.

Also, "The God Illusion" is already fiction.
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