Current Events > story of one of my most embarrassing moments from 13 years ago...

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Church service was about to end (yes, this was that long ago, I could still set foot in church without spontaneously combusting). I really had to take an awful diuretic shit. Was getting a ride home from a super hot female friend I was really into (of course, back then I was too much of a wuss to ever make a move). I could hold it in, I would barely be able to make it home before unloading. She says "hold on a second, I need to make a stop first" and stops off at her apartment. She starts packing her bags because she needs to go on a trip right after dropping me off. I can barely hold it at this point. Unfortunately the only bathroom in her apartment is right in her bedroom right next to where she is packing. So I go outside and think about taking a dump there. Eventually I come to the conclusion that's an awful idea, and go in to use her bathroom...I wish I could have kept it quiet, but it was ridiculously bad. I could hear her packing outside trying to ignore it, then screaming, then laughing. By the time I came out she couldn't even look me in the eyes and more and just asked "are you ok...?" I could see in her face what little attraction she felt for me was completely gone. She dropped me off in a silent ride and we haven't spoken since.
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Ugh. The bathroom at my in-laws house is connected to the fucking living room where everyone sits and watches TV. Like, 5 feet from the main couch. What the fuck is that? I don't think I've ever used the bathroom there.
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The trick is not to give a shit

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