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Nostalgic
06/05/17 7:36:59 PM
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I'm considering doing it. It's a jungle down there.
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 7:37:36 PM
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I had ass hair for probably 10 years and I never shaved it once.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/05/17 7:37:37 PM
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You won't have to cut the crap out of your fur.
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eston
06/05/17 7:39:20 PM
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 7:41:24 PM
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What does ass stubble feel like? Is it a constant feel?
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pauIie
06/05/17 7:41:27 PM
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eston posted...
I guess if ass stubble is something you might be into


ass hair doesn't grow thick enough to get ass stubble. at least mine don't loool.
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ShinigamiSoul
06/05/17 7:43:03 PM
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I've shaved my ass once. Never again.
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 7:47:07 PM
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That bad?^

Why
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Xatrion
06/05/17 7:49:07 PM
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Wiping feels better and does a better job getting down into the grooves and sarlacc pit instead of just spreading the dookie amongst your ass hair.
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SSJGrimReaper
06/05/17 7:49:26 PM
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less filtering for your farts
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PoopPotato
06/05/17 7:50:08 PM
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It looks better, feels better, but it also feels wetter when sweating which sucks
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 8:19:46 PM
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Oh that's bad
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ShinigamiSoul
06/05/17 8:27:55 PM
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Nostalgic posted...
That bad?^

Why

It felt like fine sand paper a bit whenever I walked for the first few days afterwards. I used an electric clipper so it wasn't a super close shave, but I wasn't going to run a blade around my bhole.

Plus without hair in your crack to wick away moister, you really feel the sweat in there on hot days.
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DarkChozoGhost
06/05/17 8:29:38 PM
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I know you're just baiting that old story. Sorry I dint have it for you
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Maeiv
06/05/17 8:31:32 PM
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Prepare to get a sweaty, itchy anus

And your farts will be loud.

It does "feel" cleaner
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DirkDiggles
06/05/17 8:33:51 PM
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Are we talking about the hair on the mountains or the hair deep in the valley?
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 8:35:44 PM
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On the mountains and in the valley. Hmmm I probably won't shave it then if you sweat more. It's gonna be a hot summer and I don't want super soaker ass crack.
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HogRiderreturns
06/05/17 8:41:33 PM
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Nostalgic posted...
That bad?^

Why

Itchy and you get this slimy sweat that doesn't go away.
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Paragon21XX
06/05/17 8:43:30 PM
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Don't make me post that ass-hair copypasta.
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ShinigamiSoul
06/05/17 8:46:27 PM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
Nostalgic posted...
That bad?^

Why

Itchy and you get this slimy sweat that doesn't go away.

That's cause the sweat can't dry as fast without the hairs to wick it from the skin. Then the sweat takes in other things like underwear lint, dead butt skin, and butt juice, which makes that slime feel...
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Nostalgic
06/05/17 8:48:13 PM
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Well, thanks for telling me about the sweat. I'll stick with the jungle. Later (°O°)/
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_Schwarzlicht_
06/05/17 9:38:25 PM
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Who wouldn't want their asscheeks to slide around all smooth
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Raikuro
06/05/17 9:42:23 PM
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dingleberries
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_Schwarzlicht_
06/05/17 9:48:40 PM
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Oh god, ass vines
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giantblimpN7
06/05/17 9:50:16 PM
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Here you go everyone

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
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giantblimpN7
06/05/17 9:50:53 PM
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I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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