Current Events > 10 billion dollars but all parts of your body get randomly reassigned

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Like, your right index finger might be in place of your heart, your brain in place of your left knee, your tibia in place of your nose, etc. It's all completely random and you don't know what ends up where. But no matter where everything ends up, your system gets magically corrected so that you can actually survive.

Like, for example, if your anus ends up deep inside your body instead of outside, there's a little hole that appears to connect it outside to allow you to poop

Also you keep your senses, like if your eyes are inside your body or obstructed by something, there's also a little hole that allows you to see outside
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10 billion dollars but you die
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