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tremain07
06/01/17 9:27:13 PM
#51:


Chicken_Butt posted...
ChrisHanson24 posted...
sad fuck doesn't even know what a real one feels like and probably never will


I definitely will. And even if I couldn't, I still would because I can just buy a prostitute. Rent. Buy... Uh... Borrow? Loan! ... Rent.

But I refuse to go that route unless I get to 29.9 years old. I've got three years to turn this bitch around and get this rooster into the hen house. I'm gonna do it, bro, don't doubt me. It's going down like that. Skee-Lo would probably believe in me if he knew my struggle, and that's all I really need to keep going.

Protip, if you're doing it just to get laid, you won't succeed.
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Atralis
06/01/17 9:29:25 PM
#52:


I'm getting vivid flashbacks to LUE 10+ years ago.......
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Chicken_Butt
06/01/17 9:33:51 PM
#53:


King Rial posted...
I like you. Very funny and entertaining.


Oh, thanks, man. I just let my freak flag fly.

Sativa_Rose posted...
That route is good for getting out of the virgin mentality. The virgin mentality is the real issue.


Getting some action is like playing Dark Souls. It has no meaning if you just pay someone else to beat it for you.

tremain07 posted...
Protip, if you're doing it just to get laid, you won't succeed.


Good thing I'm doing it for Skee-Lo. He wished he was a little bit taller, he wished he was a baller.

I'm gonna get a girl who looks good, and I'll call her.
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Howl
06/01/17 9:35:31 PM
#54:


Sativa_Rose posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
ChrisHanson24 posted...
sad fuck doesn't even know what a real one feels like and probably never will


I definitely will. And even if I couldn't, I still would because I can just buy a prostitute. Rent. Buy... Uh... Borrow? Loan! ... Rent.

But I refuse to go that route unless I get to 29.9 years old. I've got three years to turn this bitch around and get this rooster into the hen house. I'm gonna do it, bro, don't doubt me. It's going down like that. Skee-Lo would probably believe in me if he knew my struggle, and that's all I really need to keep going.


That route is good for getting out of the virgin mentality. The virgin mentality is the real issue.


God being a virgin sucked. I'm so glad I lost mine at 21.
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ROD
06/01/17 9:41:14 PM
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JlM posted...
The warmth can never be properly replicated.

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yemmy
06/01/17 10:02:25 PM
#56:


you gotta find a chick with dat vice grip pussy

nothing can replicate that
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ProtoManSPx
06/02/17 12:15:50 AM
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I wonder what the best money can buy of these things feel like.
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Pics_nao_plz
06/02/17 11:03:50 AM
#58:


yemmy posted...
you gotta find a chick with dat vice grip pussy

nothing can replicate that

tfw all I've had were loose whores
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NOM
06/02/17 6:21:46 PM
#59:


Pics_nao_plz posted...
yemmy posted...
you gotta find a chick with dat vice grip pussy

nothing can replicate that

tfw all I've had were loose whores

Or you could just have a small penis.

Like me.
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