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Bass_X0 05/24/17 3:53:40 PM #1:	https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/we-asked-people-to-sum-up-their-most-regretful-one-night-stands-in-six-words "$160 Uber ride I paid for." - Ray, 35 "Insane roommate chased us with gun." - Lynn, 46 "Skid marks on my new sheets." - Courtney, 38 "Lots of bite marks, didn't [orgasm]." - JD, 38 "Sex so bad we conversed during." - Drew, 28 "He insisted I pet his cat." - Coleen, 28 "Beer goggles were in full effect." - Mady, 35 "Dick was so tiny I laughed." - Janae, 23 "Walk of shame in foreign city." - Mandy, 35 "Only wanted a beating, no sex." - Melissa, 27 "Noticed post-coitus: two bikes, pink towel." - Melissa, 37 "Smeared period blood on his bedspread." - Marie, 24 "Fell asleep as he penetrated me." - Beth, 26 "Scared by his baby tooth collection." - Trina, 28 "Set the pillows on fire. Literally. - Dory, 30 "Owned iguana. Lower back dreamcatcher tattoo." - Sam, 36 "Kept thanking me. Joked about Holocaust." - Nate, 23 "He stole my favorite fancy shampoo." - Katie, 33 "Blasted Rammstein CD while we fucked." - Brenda, 36 "His girlfriend's call woke us up." - Mandy, 35 "Her drunk friend used the N-word." - James, 34 "Screamed 'Am I a whore!?!?!?' afterward." - Tim, 23 "Talked about Bible camp while [having an orgasm]." - Julie, 29 "Pooped in her fancy hotel room." - Kevin, 26 "Unstable next-door neighbor. She moved." - Joe, 28 "Naked stranger. Cops pounding in door." - Winnie, 32 "Was pat on the head goodbye." - Kelly, 32 "He clipped his toenails right after." - Kelly, 23 "Too drunk. Don't remember it." - Alex, 38 "Forgot his name. Still don't know." - Carrie, 33 "Had Sublime poster on his wall." - Francesca, 29 "He puked on my favorite houseplant." - Lori, 26 "His cat peed on my new dress." - Shelly, 22 "Showed me his porn-inspired "artwork." - Lance, 28 --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:879733441] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote>https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/we-asked-people-to-sum-up-their-most-regretful-one-night-stands-in-six-words "$160 Uber ride I paid for." - Ray, 35 "Insane roommate chased us with gun." - Lynn, 46 "Skid marks on my new sheets." - Courtney, 38 "Lots of bite marks, didn't [orgasm]." - JD, 38 "Sex so bad we conversed during." - Drew, 28 "He insisted I pet his cat." - Coleen, 28 "Beer goggles were in full effect." - Mady, 35 "Dick was so tiny I laughed." - Janae, 23 "Walk of shame in foreign city." - Mandy, 35 "Only wanted a beating, no sex." - Melissa, 27 "Noticed post-coitus: two bikes, pink towel." - Melissa, 37 "Smeared period blood on his bedspread." - Marie, 24 "Fell asleep as he penetrated me." - Beth, 26 "Scared by his baby tooth collection." - Trina, 28 "Set the pillows on fire. Literally. - Dory, 30 "Owned iguana. Lower back dreamcatcher tattoo." - Sam, 36 "Kept thanking me. Joked about Holocaust." - Nate, 23 "He stole my favorite fancy shampoo." - Katie, 33 "Blasted Rammstein CD while we fucked." - Brenda, 36 "His girlfriend's call woke us up." - Mandy, 35 "Her drunk friend used the N-word." - James, 34 "Screamed 'Am I a whore!?!?!?' afterward." - Tim, 23 "Talked about Bible camp while [having an orgasm]." - Julie, 29 "Pooped in her fancy hotel room." - Kevin, 26 "Unstable next-door neighbor. She moved." - Joe, 28 "Naked stranger. Cops pounding in door." - Winnie, 32 "Was pat on the head goodbye." - Kelly, 32 "He clipped his toenails right after." - Kelly, 23 "Too drunk. Don't remember it." - Alex, 38 "Forgot his name. Still don't know." - Carrie, 33 "Had Sublime poster on his wall." - Francesca, 29 "He puked on my favorite houseplant." - Lori, 26 "His cat peed on my new dress." - Shelly, 22 "Showed me his porn-inspired "artwork." - Lance, 28</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 05/24/17 3:56:09 PM #2:	Bass_X0 posted... "His cat peed on my new dress." - Shelly, 22 Hey this is seven words --- an aspirin the size of the sun. <cite>Antifar posted [p:879733610] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>"His cat peed on my new dress." - Shelly, 22 </quote> Hey this is seven words</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/24/17 3:58:27 PM #3:	Bass_X0 posted... "He clipped his toenails right after." - Kelly, 23 Lmao --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:879733750] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>"He clipped his toenails right after." - Kelly, 23</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReignFury 05/24/17 4:02:18 PM #6:	baby oil is not lube substitute --- MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN http://i.giftrunk.com/rv4b2c.gif <cite>ReignFury posted [p:879733965] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote>baby oil is not lube substitute</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReignFury 05/24/17 4:04:28 PM #7:	testicle went up into body cavity --- MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN http://i.giftrunk.com/rv4b2c.gif <cite>ReignFury posted [p:879734106] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote>testicle went up into body cavity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvalAngell 05/24/17 4:05:32 PM #8:	that whiskey dick ain't no joke :-\| --- It's what's best for business. <cite>EvalAngell posted [p:879734184] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote>that whiskey dick ain't no joke :-\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/24/17 4:06:01 PM #9:	Bass_X0 posted... "Lots of bite marks, didn't [orgasm]." - JD, 38 JD and Elliott having bedroom troubles, sad. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:879734211] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>"Lots of bite marks, didn't [orgasm]." - JD, 38</quote> JD and Elliott having bedroom troubles, sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 05/24/17 4:06:26 PM #10:	"Only wanted a beating, no sex." - Melissa, 27 I think this one wins. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:879734244] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote><quote>"Only wanted a beating, no sex." - Melissa, 27</quote> I think this one wins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 05/24/17 5:14:29 PM #11:	EvalAngell posted... that whiskey dick ain't no joke :-\| voice of experience? --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:879738334] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote><cite>EvalAngell posted...</cite> <quote>that whiskey dick ain't no joke :-\|</quote> voice of experience?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvalAngell 05/24/17 5:28:08 PM #12:	affirmative --- It's what's best for business. <cite>EvalAngell posted [p:879739137] in Worst One ... [t:75382350]...</cite> <quote>affirmative</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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