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N1NJAREB0RN
05/22/17 2:11:22 PM
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just threw a toy car at our TV and broke the screen.

Feels good to be a parent! Definitely gonna recommend that shit to everyone!
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DarkChozoGhost
05/22/17 2:12:02 PM
#2:


Old enough to know better.

Old enough to be grounded for a week.
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PiOverlord
05/22/17 2:12:09 PM
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Sorry that you hate your son.
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Sativa_Rose
05/22/17 2:12:25 PM
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Yeah he should be grounded for a while
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Gojak_v3
05/22/17 2:12:28 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Old enough to know better.

Old enough to be grounded for a week.


Fuck that. Something like that deserves the belt.
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Rabid_Banana
05/22/17 2:12:36 PM
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Haha he sounds awful
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MacadamianNut3
05/22/17 2:12:52 PM
#7:


Show him this post around a decade from now
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DKFjalfe
05/22/17 2:12:57 PM
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Should have pulled out
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Stallion_Prime
05/22/17 2:13:01 PM
#9:


yeahh i suggest hitting him with the belt
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Funkydog
05/22/17 2:13:11 PM
#10:


Make him pay for a new one, obviously.
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BlackDruidLOL
05/22/17 2:13:17 PM
#11:


kids suck put him up for adoption
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Sativa_Rose
05/22/17 2:13:18 PM
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Wow hopefully some of the posters in this thread don't have kids
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HypnoCoosh
05/22/17 2:13:37 PM
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6 years old is definitely old enough to know wrong.

I'm sure you will undoubtedly figure the best course of action for discipline.
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N1NJAREB0RN
05/22/17 2:17:43 PM
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Bright side I finally get to upgrade from 1080p to 4k with HDR.

Now I just have to cross my fingers he doesn't break this one anytime soon.
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myztikrice
05/22/17 2:19:24 PM
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Did she ask you what to do? Why did this warrant a phonecall in the middle of the day?
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TheBiggerWiggle
05/22/17 2:19:31 PM
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I would cut his food allowance in half until the damages are covered for the new tv.
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DarkChozoGhost
05/22/17 2:19:31 PM
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What's your discipline plan?

No tv (when replaced), no tablet, no computer, no other video games for a week better be part of it.
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green butter
05/22/17 2:21:31 PM
#18:


how many hours is he going to spend in the Punishment Closet for this one?
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clearaflagrantj
05/22/17 2:29:31 PM
#19:


Wow children truly are a fucking blessing
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DevsBro
05/22/17 2:30:51 PM
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Parents are so full of crap.

"Ugh Jimmy broke the TV today and yesterday he killed the cat and yhe day before that he wouldn't stop screaming for no reason and the day before that he tried to strangle Suzy to death."

"Wow maybe I shouldn't have kids afterall."

"No, no. Kids are a wonderful blessing and you don't understand life until you have them!"

Bull. You just don't want to suffer alone.
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Shadow20201
05/22/17 2:46:46 PM
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Same thing happened with our daughter. Broke our smart tv by throwing something at the screen in a tantrum. After calming down, the wife came up with the idea that she was grounded until she did a set amount of chores per day for X amount of weeks to pay it back. It took a while but our daughter understood what she did wrong and that we have to pay for our mistakes sometimes.
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TrevorBlack79
05/22/17 2:51:43 PM
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Shadow20201 posted...
Same thing happened with our daughter. Broke our smart tv by throwing something at the screen in a tantrum. After calming down, the wife came up with the idea that she was grounded until she did a set amount of chores per day for X amount of weeks to pay it back. It took a while but our daughter understood what she did wrong and that we have to pay for our mistakes sometimes.


This is basically what I was going to suggest, making the child do chores until they've worked off the value of the TV. That's what my parents did when I broke shit.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/22/17 2:52:50 PM
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SpiralDrift
05/22/17 2:54:07 PM
#24:


As punishment, use your real car to destroy his toys.
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N1NJAREB0RN
05/22/17 5:29:12 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
As punishment, use your real car to destroy his toys.


Yeah but I don't want to scratch my car.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/22/17 5:34:28 PM
#26:


Wing a toy car at something he loves.

When you walk in the door just drill your wife in the head with the biggest toy car you can find. That'll teach him.
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Roxborough4Ever
05/22/17 5:35:07 PM
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wooden spoon.....if it was good enough for my grandma, it will work for you
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AlternativeFAQS
05/22/17 5:36:10 PM
#28:


Gojak_v3 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Old enough to know better.

Old enough to be grounded for a week.


Fuck that. Something like that deserves the belt.

now i know how you ended up like this
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SamsungGearS2
05/22/17 5:37:04 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Show him this post around a decade from now

It'll be long gone a week from now, let alone 10 years
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SpiralDrift
05/22/17 6:27:10 PM
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Roxborough4Ever posted...
wooden spoon.....if it was good enough for my grandma, it will work for you

This. Don't even say anything, just burst through the door shirtless with a mean look on your face, wooden spoon tightly gripped in your hand and stare him down for a good 20 minutes. Then put your shirt back on and pretend like everything is ok, you're a happy family.
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Balkov
05/22/17 6:28:56 PM
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AlternativeFAQS posted...
Gojak_v3 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Old enough to know better.

Old enough to be grounded for a week.


Fuck that. Something like that deserves the belt.

now i know how you ended up like this


Really explains his speech impediment.
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iosifsvoboda
05/22/17 6:38:28 PM
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2017
Hitting your children

Gtfo
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iosifsvoboda
05/22/17 6:38:47 PM
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Also why did the kid get mad
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Ki_cat_
05/22/17 6:45:59 PM
#34:


Always buy extended warranties for stuff if you have kids. You'd get it repaired and not feel so shitty about the situation.

Of course, do some punishing too. No electronics for a month.
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Hadoken92
05/22/17 6:48:37 PM
#35:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
What's your discipline plan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qCYabLy1ic

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Banjo2553
05/22/17 6:53:42 PM
#36:


DevsBro posted...
"Ugh Jimmy broke the TV today and yesterday he killed the cat and yhe day before that he wouldn't stop screaming for no reason and the day before that he tried to strangle Suzy to death."

Honestly if your kid is that much of a monster I think there's something wrong with the parenting.
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N1NJAREB0RN
05/22/17 6:54:00 PM
#37:


iosifsvoboda posted...
Also why did the kid get mad


Son wanted to go outside, my wife said "ok, let me go lay your brother down first then we can go"

Kid proceeds to say "no" and throws toy at TV.
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clearaflagrantj
05/22/17 6:57:15 PM
#38:


N1NJAREB0RN posted...
iosifsvoboda posted...
Also why did the kid get mad


Son wanted to go outside, my wife said "ok, let me go lay your brother down first then we can go"

Kid proceeds to say "no" and throws toy at TV.

Your kid sucks.
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Axiom
05/22/17 6:58:11 PM
#39:


clearaflagrantj posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
iosifsvoboda posted...
Also why did the kid get mad


Son wanted to go outside, my wife said "ok, let me go lay your brother down first then we can go"

Kid proceeds to say "no" and throws toy at TV.

Your kid sucks.

Yeah that doesn't seem like a normal reaction
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Sabram
05/22/17 6:59:50 PM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
iosifsvoboda posted...
Also why did the kid get mad


Son wanted to go outside, my wife said "ok, let me go lay your brother down first then we can go"

Kid proceeds to say "no" and throws toy at TV.

That deserves a more strict punishment IMO. Simply because he didnt get what he wanted RIGHT NOW he throws a tantrum? I mean hell, your wife said she'd take him outside after.

Definitely worth some spankings and a firm grounding, on top of the chores.
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WizardPowers
05/22/17 7:06:40 PM
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Has you kid always has these behavior issues or is this something new?
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chill02
05/22/17 7:11:36 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Make him pay for a new one, obviously.

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Cheater87
05/22/17 7:13:09 PM
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How big of a car, and how much damage?
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Akagami_Shanks
05/22/17 7:15:58 PM
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He sounds like a spoiled brat, seems you have more deep-seated issues with him.
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iosifsvoboda
05/22/17 8:12:07 PM
#45:


That is a legitimate reason to be upset what's the problem
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UnfairRepresent
05/22/17 8:15:31 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Make Mexico pay for a new one, obviously.

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Dragonblade01
05/22/17 8:23:31 PM
#47:


TV did nothing wrong
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Returning_CEmen
05/22/17 8:23:34 PM
#48:


More reason to not have kids.
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Questionmarktarius
05/22/17 8:23:54 PM
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How old was the TV?
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