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helIy 05/21/17 2:15:26 PM #1: |
i got a slice of pizza from caseys, and apparently it was SUPER fresh, because when i took a bite it melted to the roof of my mouth and just destroyed it.
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313800 05/21/17 2:18:12 PM #2: |
I doubt it destroyed it.
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SusanGreenEyes 05/21/17 2:22:27 PM #3: |
Letting sugar dissolve at the site of the affected area is supposed to help.
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wwinterj25 05/21/17 2:24:56 PM #4: |
Salt water helps with most healing in the mouth yes.
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Sarcasthma 05/21/17 8:07:03 PM #5: |
Why did you have shit in your mouth?
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SunWuKung420 05/21/17 8:58:35 PM #6: |
How's your mouth?
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helIy 05/21/17 9:17:08 PM #7: |
i have a hot pocket like once every few months lol
and i don't get burned by them because i let it cool off. this pizza, on the otherhand actually looked lukewarm and not piping hot devil cheese lava --- Look in my eyes, and read between the lines I am, I am the headline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 05/21/17 9:30:51 PM #8: |
I predicted it would be pizza
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helIy 05/21/17 9:31:52 PM #9: |
look okay
i'm just now starting to like pizza again --- Look in my eyes, and read between the lines I am, I am the headline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/21/17 9:33:10 PM #10: |
Do you ever not post about every insignificant thing that happens to you?
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helIy 05/21/17 9:34:01 PM #11: |
if i bother you, put me on ignore.
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SkynyrdRocker 05/21/17 9:35:02 PM #12: |
helIy posted...
look okay Lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/21/17 10:14:28 PM #13: |
helIy posted...
if i bother you, put me on ignore. Don't get salty because I just roasted you so hard. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/21/17 10:19:47 PM #14: |
oh snap you sure did get me by pointing out that i post a lot about random stuff in my life
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/21/17 10:22:54 PM #15: |
I'm sorry you're so sensitive.
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Mead 05/21/17 10:41:06 PM #16: |
You put a bunch of salt on the pizza didn't you? It was a salt burn
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helIy 05/21/17 11:36:49 PM #17: |
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
I'm sorry you're so sensitive. how am i sensitive when you're the one complaining about me what even kid Mead posted... You put a bunch of salt on the pizza didn't you? It was a salt burn i don't put salt on pizza parmesan cheese is where it's at --- Look in my eyes, and read between the lines I am, I am the headline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 05/21/17 11:38:27 PM #18: |
So what kind of Pizza? I need to know if it was worth it or not.
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helIy 05/21/17 11:38:54 PM #19: |
pepperoni
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Mead 05/21/17 11:39:36 PM #20: |
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helIy 05/21/17 11:41:02 PM #21: |
you're a bounced check, bri
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Mead 05/21/17 11:42:00 PM #22: |
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helIy 05/21/17 11:42:31 PM #23: |
no
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/21/17 11:50:14 PM #24: |
helIy posted...
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...I'm sorry you're so sensitive. It was really more of an observation. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/21/17 11:50:59 PM #25: |
whatever you wanna say to make yourself feel better i guess
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 12:01:33 AM #26: |
helIy posted...
whatever you wanna say to make yourself feel better i guess Yes my self esteem has skyrocketed since I made that last post. My dick grew three inches simply from the satisfaction of making a random comment. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 12:03:45 AM #27: |
ew dude no one wants to know you have a four inch dick
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wwinterj25 05/22/17 12:06:43 AM #28: |
helIy posted...
pepperoni Worth it then. :P --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 12:09:21 AM #29: |
helIy posted...
ew dude no one wants to know you have a four inch dick You can ask your wife about how I went way deeper than 4 inches. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 1:18:00 AM #30: |
i asked my wife and she said she nicknamed you chicken neck
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FellWolf 05/22/17 1:44:39 AM #31: |
Sarcasthma posted...
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 10:19:54 AM #32: |
helIy posted...
i asked my wife and she said she nicknamed you chicken neck Umm, you made a joke about the size of my penis. I was just following suit since you decided to take it down the baby town route. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 11:50:02 AM #33: |
that's because you nicely set up the joke
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 1:00:41 PM #34: |
helIy posted...
that's because you nicely set up the joke Which setup my nice retort about your wife. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 1:18:00 PM #35: |
it really didn't though
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 5:51:21 PM #37: |
helIy posted...
it really didn't though When you reach for the lowest hanging fruit you should expect to be responded to in kind. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 7:49:28 PM #38: |
mine was clever and good
yours was just sad :( --- Look in my eyes, and read between the lines I am, I am the headline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stupid Pirate Guy 05/22/17 8:54:03 PM #39: |
helIy posted...
mine was clever and good But yours was entirely inaccurate, as several potders that have seen me in all my glory can confirm. But there is a strong possibility that I've fucked your wife at some point in my life. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 05/22/17 10:00:44 PM #40: |
tmi
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