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helIy
05/21/17 2:15:26 PM
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i got a slice of pizza from caseys, and apparently it was SUPER fresh, because when i took a bite it melted to the roof of my mouth and just destroyed it.
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313800
05/21/17 2:18:12 PM
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I doubt it destroyed it.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/21/17 2:22:27 PM
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Letting sugar dissolve at the site of the affected area is supposed to help.
Gargling salt water is recommended too.
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wwinterj25
05/21/17 2:24:56 PM
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Salt water helps with most healing in the mouth yes.
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Sarcasthma
05/21/17 8:07:03 PM
#5:


Why did you have shit in your mouth?
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SunWuKung420
05/21/17 8:58:35 PM
#6:


How's your mouth?

#expectedahotpocketstory

#disappointed
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helIy
05/21/17 9:17:08 PM
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i have a hot pocket like once every few months lol

and i don't get burned by them because i let it cool off.

this pizza, on the otherhand actually looked lukewarm and not piping hot devil cheese lava
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SkynyrdRocker
05/21/17 9:30:51 PM
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I predicted it would be pizza
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helIy
05/21/17 9:31:52 PM
#9:


look okay

i'm just now starting to like pizza again
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/21/17 9:33:10 PM
#10:


Do you ever not post about every insignificant thing that happens to you?
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helIy
05/21/17 9:34:01 PM
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if i bother you, put me on ignore.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/21/17 9:35:02 PM
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helIy posted...
look okay

i'm just now starting to like pizza again

Lmao
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/21/17 10:14:28 PM
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helIy posted...
if i bother you, put me on ignore.

Don't get salty because I just roasted you so hard.
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helIy
05/21/17 10:19:47 PM
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oh snap you sure did get me by pointing out that i post a lot about random stuff in my life
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/21/17 10:22:54 PM
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I'm sorry you're so sensitive.
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Mead
05/21/17 10:41:06 PM
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You put a bunch of salt on the pizza didn't you? It was a salt burn
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helIy
05/21/17 11:36:49 PM
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Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
I'm sorry you're so sensitive.


how am i sensitive when you're the one complaining about me

what even kid


Mead posted...
You put a bunch of salt on the pizza didn't you? It was a salt burn

i don't put salt on pizza

parmesan cheese is where it's at
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wwinterj25
05/21/17 11:38:27 PM
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So what kind of Pizza? I need to know if it was worth it or not.
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helIy
05/21/17 11:38:54 PM
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pepperoni
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Mead
05/21/17 11:39:36 PM
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Cheese is just dairy salt
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helIy
05/21/17 11:41:02 PM
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you're a bounced check, bri
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Mead
05/21/17 11:42:00 PM
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Is that good?
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helIy
05/21/17 11:42:31 PM
#23:


no
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/21/17 11:50:14 PM
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helIy posted...
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
I'm sorry you're so sensitive.


how am i sensitive when you're the one complaining about me


It was really more of an observation.
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helIy
05/21/17 11:50:59 PM
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whatever you wanna say to make yourself feel better i guess

even though it was clearly a complaint and everyone knows it boyo
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 12:01:33 AM
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helIy posted...
whatever you wanna say to make yourself feel better i guess

even though it was clearly a complaint and everyone knows it boyo

Yes my self esteem has skyrocketed since I made that last post. My dick grew three inches simply from the satisfaction of making a random comment.
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helIy
05/22/17 12:03:45 AM
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ew dude no one wants to know you have a four inch dick
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wwinterj25
05/22/17 12:06:43 AM
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helIy posted...
pepperoni

Worth it then. :P
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 12:09:21 AM
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helIy posted...
ew dude no one wants to know you have a four inch dick

You can ask your wife about how I went way deeper than 4 inches.
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helIy
05/22/17 1:18:00 AM
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i asked my wife and she said she nicknamed you chicken neck

cliche "joke" about fucking my wife, huh? are you like 13 or something
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FellWolf
05/22/17 1:44:39 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Why did you have shit in your mouth?

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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 10:19:54 AM
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helIy posted...
i asked my wife and she said she nicknamed you chicken neck

cliche "joke" about fucking my wife, huh? are you like 13 or something

Umm, you made a joke about the size of my penis. I was just following suit since you decided to take it down the baby town route.
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helIy
05/22/17 11:50:02 AM
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that's because you nicely set up the joke
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 1:00:41 PM
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helIy posted...
that's because you nicely set up the joke

Which setup my nice retort about your wife.
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helIy
05/22/17 1:18:00 PM
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it really didn't though
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 5:51:21 PM
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helIy posted...
it really didn't though

When you reach for the lowest hanging fruit you should expect to be responded to in kind.
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helIy
05/22/17 7:49:28 PM
#38:


mine was clever and good

yours was just sad :(
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/22/17 8:54:03 PM
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helIy posted...
mine was clever and good

yours was just sad :(

But yours was entirely inaccurate, as several potders that have seen me in all my glory can confirm. But there is a strong possibility that I've fucked your wife at some point in my life.
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helIy
05/22/17 10:00:44 PM
#40:


tmi
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