Current Events > I moved in with a Cemen this weekend. AMA

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MegaTech
05/21/17 9:49:08 AM
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2br 2ba apartment. We met on CE. AMA
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Sativa_Rose
05/21/17 9:49:43 AM
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Have either of you been sexually assaulted yet?
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MegaTech
05/21/17 9:53:51 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Have either of you been sexually assaulted yet?

Surprisingly no. Although he joked about installing cameras in my toilet so I cant be too careful with someone who is into that. Right @CoolBeansAvl?
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Parappa09
05/21/17 9:54:02 AM
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Xelltrix
05/21/17 9:57:48 AM
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How many times has he accidentally groped you or seen you undressing so far?
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MegaTech
05/21/17 9:58:58 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
has he stolen your underwear yet?

I haven't unpacked them yet fortunately haha. I did peruse through his underwear catalog though. Some nice banana hammocks in there heh
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MegaTech
05/21/17 10:01:24 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
How many times has he accidentally groped you or seen you undressing so far?

Man, you guys are going to be so disappointed hahaha. As much of a sexual deviant he is, hes a respectful roommate...so far
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Xelltrix
05/21/17 10:04:03 AM
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Just wait until he hasn't gotten any for an extended period of time.
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Vegy
05/21/17 10:05:18 AM
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iirc he would record his friends sleeping




i hope you're ok with dat tbh
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Xelltrix
05/21/17 10:06:22 AM
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He listened to his roommate masturbating for a year too.
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MegaTech
05/21/17 10:11:46 AM
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Lmao wtf. Stop trying to scare me
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Xelltrix
05/21/17 10:12:18 AM
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Those two statements are 100% true (well, actually,I think he just took a picture rather than recording but still).

I mean, there may be context in there, but that's not relevant.
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Mernardi
05/21/17 10:15:42 AM
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No offense, but I would never move in with a CEman.
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MegaTech
05/21/17 10:34:46 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
Those two statements are 100% true (well, actually,I think he just took a picture rather than recording but still).

I mean, there may be context in there, but that's not relevant.

God damn.

Mernardi posted...
No offense, but I would never move in with a CEman.

With some of the fringe posters we have here, I don't blame you. There are a lot of cool people here if you give them a chance
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SSJGrimReaper
05/21/17 10:51:31 AM
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Where are the pics
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Vegy
05/21/17 10:52:33 AM
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Oh yea, sign pic


preferably one where you look scared and he's looking at you like dat crazy gf chick lol
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Gojak_v3
05/21/17 10:53:58 AM
#17:


Who did you move in with?
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MegaTech
05/21/17 11:02:57 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Where are the pics

Vegy posted...
Oh yea, sign pic

preferably one where you look scared and he's looking at you like dat crazy gf chick lol

Haha ok ok, later. Sunday morning is lazy morning.

Gojak_v3 posted...
Who did you move in with?

@CoolBeansAvi
@AvlButtslam
@CoolBeansAvl

All those are the same guy
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AvlButtslam
05/21/17 12:13:33 PM
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Come on guys, I'm not that crazy.

Xelltrix posted...
Just wait until he hasn't gotten any for an extended period of time.

That's why Justin is coming over Tuesday. I need this taken care of quick, especially before I come down to Miami and see you.

Xelltrix posted...
Those two statements are 100% true (well, actually,I think he just took a picture rather than recording but still).

I mean, there may be context in there, but that's not relevant.

It was a picture and I confronted the roommate and told him to stop jerking it.
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MegaTech
05/21/17 8:04:31 PM
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Lol that must have been one helluva convo
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drunkmuggle
05/21/17 8:15:55 PM
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apolloooo
05/21/17 8:33:20 PM
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how is the buttsex
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Xelltrix
05/21/17 9:14:31 PM
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apolloooo posted...
how is the buttsex

Asking the hard-hitting questions.
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DocileOrangeCup
05/21/17 9:16:16 PM
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MegaTech
05/22/17 7:22:13 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
apolloooo posted...
how is the buttsex

Asking the hard-hitting questions.

I'll find out Tuesday when his boyfriend comes over
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Feline_Heart
05/22/17 7:26:16 AM
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MegaTech posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Those two statements are 100% true (well, actually,I think he just took a picture rather than recording but still).

I mean, there may be context in there, but that's not relevant.

God damn.

Mernardi posted...
No offense, but I would never move in with a CEman.

With some of the fringe posters we have here, I don't blame you. There are a lot of cool people here if you give them a chance

Like who?
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MegaTech
05/22/17 7:37:40 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...

Like who?

All the people I've met in person here have been cool/nice.

Parrapa
MacadamianNut3
Coolpplowns
Alislandale
Duncanwii
And more

I'll be seeing a couple more when we go to miami. That troll Xelltrix and the homie _Near_

The NYCE crew all seem like well adjusted people. That's like another 10.
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Monday
05/22/17 8:16:29 AM
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Parappa09
05/22/17 8:23:54 AM
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Monday posted...
you guys gonna make a sitcom or nah

v good idea
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Iron-Tarkus
05/22/17 8:26:00 AM
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"Your hot gay roommate is posting on CE, what do you do?"
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MegaTech
05/22/17 8:26:15 AM
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Monday posted...
you guys gonna make a sitcom or nah

Yep. We're going to call it "Bromosexual". Seriously though, this dynamic is an untapped gold mine worth of comedy.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/07/fashion/mens-style/gay-straight-men-friendship.html
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MegaTech
05/22/17 8:26:47 AM
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Iron-Tarkus posted...
"Your hot gay roommate is posting on CE, what do you do?"

Those topics are my fucking life lmao
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Kisai
05/22/17 8:28:02 AM
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This is a yaoi doujin manga in the making.
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AvlButtslam
05/22/17 8:29:47 AM
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Kisai posted...
This is a yaoi doujin manga in the making.

I don't understand a word you just said
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Feline_Heart
05/22/17 8:30:52 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Kisai posted...
This is a yaoi doujin manga in the making.

I don't understand a word you just said

You've never seen the words this, is, a, in, the or making before?
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MegaTech
05/22/17 8:34:11 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Kisai posted...
This is a yaoi doujin manga in the making.

I don't understand a word you just said

I think it's Japanese for I'm going to end up having a three way with you and your bf
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AvlButtslam
05/22/17 8:39:59 AM
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I hope no one comes in my room while Justin and I are love-making, especially since the lock on my bedroom door is broken and there's nothing stopping them from opening the door and having their way with me :)
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MegaTech
05/22/17 9:28:54 AM
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Put a jock strap on your doorknob so I can take a hint. I'll rattle the knob to keep you guessing : )
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SSJGrimReaper
05/22/17 9:53:14 AM
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Avi is gonna have giant cartoonish arrow pointing signs toward his bedroom
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V-E-G-Y-
05/22/17 9:57:04 AM
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MegaTech
05/22/17 9:59:46 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Avi is gonna have giant cartoonish arrow pointing signs toward his bedroom

Haha
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Who would win in a serious fight between you two

I'd never lay a finger on him. Probably me though.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/22/17 10:00:56 AM
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KamenRiderBlade
05/22/17 10:03:24 AM
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MegaTech posted...
AvlButtslam posted...
Kisai posted...
This is a yaoi doujin manga in the making.

I don't understand a word you just said

I think it's Japanese for I'm going to end up having a three way with you and your bf

$50 says you're going to wake up with AvlButtslam give you a surprise BJ one day.
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V-E-G-Y-
05/22/17 10:04:54 AM
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MegaTech
05/22/17 10:17:34 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
MT is JACKED

I wish!

KamenRiderBlade posted...
$50 says you're going to wake up with AvlButtslam give you a surprise BJ one day.

Lmao. Unlike his, my door locks. Is it gay to be receiving though? Hmmm

V-E-G-Y- posted...
What is a power bottom?

Dis
c8xCRi7
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AvlButtslam
05/22/17 10:23:00 AM
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MT has gotten pretty buff ybh

MegaTech posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
$50 says you're going to wake up with AvlButtslam give you a surprise BJ one day.

Lmao. Unlike his, my door locks. Is it gay to be receiving though? Hmmm

Lol. Smh
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SSJGrimReaper
05/22/17 10:28:54 AM
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Avi would pick the lock
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KamenRiderBlade
05/22/17 10:29:08 AM
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MegaTech posted...
Lmao. Unlike his, my door locks. Is it gay to be receiving though? Hmmm
I'm sure he can pick your lock if he was really hungry for your wang.
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AvlButtslam
05/22/17 10:30:11 AM
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You guys are scaring him.

Only 363 days left in our lease, MT.
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dragnmaninferno
05/22/17 10:31:09 AM
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