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darkphoenix181
05/16/17 5:58:46 PM
#51:


Syncronous posted...
He's an alpha cuck at least. He knows what he is and respects her enough to let other men penetrate her. Most cucks are beta and wouldn't have the stomach to admit what they are.


literally calling people who aren't cucks the real cucks and actually real cucks as alphas
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SomeLikeItHoth
05/16/17 6:03:29 PM
#52:


Syncronous posted...
He's an alpha cuck at least. He knows what he is and respects her enough to let other men penetrate her. Most cucks are beta and wouldn't have the stomach to admit what they are.

Nope! Being an alpha cuck is when you accidentally walk in on your girlfriend cheating on you and then you drop her immediately. Alpha cucks are cucks by a mere technicality.
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Mr Sandbag
05/16/17 6:08:49 PM
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She probably made him wear a condom their whole marriage. Guy is a liberal beta cuck through and through.
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kuwab0
05/16/17 6:10:41 PM
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Darmik
05/16/17 6:11:26 PM
#55:


This dude banged Mary Elizabeth Winstead in her prime for at least a decade and now will probably proceed to bang other hot women and the neckbeards here think they're doing better than him? lmao
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 6:11:32 PM
#56:


Mr Sandbag posted...
She probably made him wear a condom their whole marriage. Guy is a liberal beta cuck through and through.

Yeah, how dare she not want to get pregnant and effect her career.
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yem69420
05/16/17 6:17:46 PM
#57:


kuwab0 posted...
I bet John Goodman hit that


lol
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 6:19:14 PM
#58:


TheSextMachine posted...
Mr Sandbag posted...
She probably made him wear a condom their whole marriage. Guy is a liberal beta cuck through and through.

Yeah, how dare she not want to get pregnant and effect her career.
There are other birth control options besides a condom.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/16/17 6:20:19 PM
#59:


King of the Cucks
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 6:21:04 PM
#60:


This guy is pathetic, he needs to grow a pair and man up.
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SomeLikeItHoth
05/16/17 6:30:47 PM
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Reading more info into the marriage, she apparently had him sign a prenuptial agreement. LMFAO
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 6:33:06 PM
#62:


Offworlder1 posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Mr Sandbag posted...
She probably made him wear a condom their whole marriage. Guy is a liberal beta cuck through and through.

Yeah, how dare she not want to get pregnant and effect her career.
There are other birth control options besides a condom.

Why use only one method, especially when you are a popular actress?
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 6:41:30 PM
#63:


@TheSextMachine
Ever hear of the morning after pill and the insert women can have put into their kitty ?
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 6:43:51 PM
#64:


Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
Ever hear of the morning after pill and the insert women can have put into their kitty ?

Ever hear of covering all your bases.
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 6:45:57 PM
#65:


@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.
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hyperpowder
05/16/17 6:46:31 PM
#66:


Darmik posted...
This dude banged Mary Elizabeth Winstead in her prime for at least a decade and now will probably proceed to bang other hot women and the neckbeards here think they're doing better than him? lmao


Seriously

Like I can just imagine these "he's a liberal cuck" people being fat keyboard "studs".
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 6:48:55 PM
#67:


Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

Not really. She is the one who's career would take the hot for being pregnant. If she made him wear one she had every right.
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ThanksUglyGod
05/16/17 6:54:44 PM
#68:


It's not friendzoning if you smash
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 6:56:32 PM
#69:


TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

Not really. She is the one who's career would take the hot for being pregnant. If she made him wear one she had every right.
Ok beta boy, sounds like your one of those manginas who is whipped.
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 6:59:20 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

Not really. She is the one who's career would take the hot for being pregnant. If she made him wear one she had every right.
Ok beta boy, sounds like your one of those manginas who is whipped.

Whipped for practicing safe sex? Ok.
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Offworlder1
05/16/17 7:07:17 PM
#71:


@TheSextMachine
Whipped and a beta for thinking she is right to force him to use a condom everytime they have sex when theres plenty of other effective safe sex alternatives like the ones I listed.
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TheSextMachine
05/16/17 7:09:18 PM
#72:


Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
Whipped and a beta for thinking she is right to force him to use a condom everytime they have sex when theres plenty of other effective safe sex alternatives like the ones I listed.

She didn't force him to do anything. And again, why limit your birth control? The more you use the harder it is to get knocked up.
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Turbam
05/16/17 7:09:28 PM
#73:


That's dumb.
They're obviously very much in love.
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stoltenberg11
05/16/17 7:15:42 PM
#74:


Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

lol bro how often do you think they had sex? how much do you think abortions and plan b cost? Thats like 300 bucks a week at least
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ThanksUglyGod
05/16/17 7:19:44 PM
#76:


ClunkerSlim posted...
ThanksUglyGod posted...
It's not friendzoning if you smash

That does not look like the picture of a guy who's still doing his ex-wife.

I'm almost 100% sure that they've had sex before.
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Darmik
05/16/17 7:20:05 PM
#77:


ClunkerSlim posted...
ThanksUglyGod posted...
It's not friendzoning if you smash

That does not look like the picture of a guy who's still doing his ex-wife.


He's done her for over a decade. He's experienced all she had to offer.
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gamer_boy997
05/16/17 7:27:44 PM
#78:


Darmik posted...
This dude banged Mary Elizabeth Winstead in her prime for at least a decade and now will probably proceed to bang other hot women and the neckbeards here think they're doing better than him? lmao


This.

Also, laughing at someone going through a divorce is absolutely low. The only thing worse is laughing at someone going through the death of a friend or relative.

Never change, CE.
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Kitt
05/16/17 7:31:18 PM
#79:


Yeah, it's hilarious how people here are trying to talk trash about the man who's spent 15 years fucking a girl that half of this board worships.
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JcOpIVY86
05/16/17 7:53:54 PM
#80:


What part of "till death do us part" do people not get?!?!
I'd never talk to her again if my wife pulled this shit.
Talk, communication motherfucker, make it work.

Fuck the what...
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ASithLord7
05/16/17 8:05:23 PM
#81:


JcOpIVY86 posted...
What part of "till death do us part" do people not get?!?!
I'd never talk to her again if my wife pulled this shit.
Talk, communication motherfucker, make it work.

Fuck the what...

What the fuck these people are getting divorced!? Unheard of!? Irrational!? Impossible!?
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Balkov
05/16/17 8:13:55 PM
#82:


I feel bad for the guy, he's clearly still very much in love with her. I would be absolutely devastated if that happened to me. When you love your partner that much, they become your whole world.
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ASithLord7
05/16/17 8:15:20 PM
#83:


Balkov posted...
I feel bad for the guy, he's clearly still very much in love with her. I would be absolutely devastated if that happened to me. When you love your partner that much, they become your whole world.

Yeah, great, lots of people still love their ex, often mutually. Why is CE so weird about this.
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Lorenzo_2003
05/16/17 8:23:08 PM
#84:


In a few weeks we will see which Hollywood alpha is smashing her. Meh, I almost feel sorry for her husband, but his posts reek of internalized submissiveness.
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Roxborough4Ever
05/16/17 8:36:52 PM
#85:


ultimate cringe
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stoltenberg11
05/16/17 9:46:22 PM
#86:


ASithLord7 posted...
Balkov posted...
I feel bad for the guy, he's clearly still very much in love with her. I would be absolutely devastated if that happened to me. When you love your partner that much, they become your whole world.

Yeah, great, lots of people still love their ex, often mutually. Why is CE so weird about this.

why are you shitposting so much
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thronedfire2
05/16/17 9:47:58 PM
#87:


So how is this worse than saying 'we're getting divorced, go fuck yourself'

They were getting divorced either way, it's not like she friend zoned him and then decided to get divorced
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Damn_Underscore
05/16/17 9:51:22 PM
#88:


Mary Elizabeth Winstead is such an old lady name.
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Sativa_Rose
05/16/17 9:51:37 PM
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Very sad for him, I hope he moves on and finds someone even better
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Darmik
05/16/17 9:51:54 PM
#90:


thronedfire2 posted...
So how is this worse than saying 'we're getting divorced, go fuck yourself'

They were getting divorced either way, it's not like she friend zoned him and then decided to get divorced


A large chunk of people on CE are morons with women basically.
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Returning_CEmen
05/16/17 9:56:19 PM
#91:


CowboyDan posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Lmao and people wonder why Trump won. What a fucking cuck.

To be fair though Mary Elizabeth Winstead is my number 1 GOAT and I would literally be okay with her getting destroyed by other dudes on the reg if it meant I got to lick her pinky toe once a month.

He calls someone a cuck before throwing out the most beta line in the history of CE.

Seemed kinda hot to me
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legendarylemur
05/16/17 10:03:30 PM
#92:


Wow, the cuck meter is off the charts! Wowzers!
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DrizztLink
05/16/17 10:10:30 PM
#93:


Lorenzo_2003 posted...
In a few weeks we will see which Hollywood alpha is smashing her.

It's Obi-Wan.
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Darmik
05/16/17 10:13:44 PM
#94:


Ewan McGregor has been married for 22 years. Then again maybe his wife is a cuck as well or something.
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megamanzero1000
05/16/17 11:50:48 PM
#95:


TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

Not really. She is the one who's career would take the hot for being pregnant. If she made him wear one she had every right.
Ok beta boy, sounds like your one of those manginas who is whipped.

Whipped for practicing safe sex? Ok.


sorry to break it to you but yeah.
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_Rinku_
05/16/17 11:52:14 PM
#96:


megamanzero1000 posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@TheSextMachine
He was her husband, he should be able to raw dog it, she is plenty rich to afford an abortion or again the morning after pill. She is selfish as hell if he had to wear a condom everytime they had sex.

Not really. She is the one who's career would take the hot for being pregnant. If she made him wear one she had every right.
Ok beta boy, sounds like your one of those manginas who is whipped.

Whipped for practicing safe sex? Ok.


sorry to break it to you but yeah.

lol. That's such a virgin thing to say.
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Trayvon
05/17/17 3:25:28 AM
#97:


SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Reading more info into the marriage, she apparently had him sign a prenuptial agreement. LMFAO


where did you read his stuff lol. also is it true he wasn't allowed to raw dog it
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AngelicTouch99
05/17/17 4:09:51 AM
#98:


Trayvon posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Reading more info into the marriage, she apparently had him sign a prenuptial agreement. LMFAO


where did you read his stuff lol. also is it true he wasn't allowed to raw dog it

Wtf? Lol
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ledbowman
05/17/17 4:35:57 AM
#99:


Dibs
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05/17/17 4:43:30 AM
#100:


Ouch

A bit of my manhood just died
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