Board 8 > If you had a choice would you give up the ability to defecate?

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Grand Kirby 05/16/17 1:38:09 PM #1:	Or "poop", as it is commonly called Yes No View Results You'd never have the need to poop again. It wouldn't cause health problems, all your waste would simply disappear on its own. You'd never have to desperately rush to bathroom, struggle with passing obstinate turds, or accidentally shit yourself when drunk or after seeing a wolfman. ...But you would also lose the satisfying feeling of pooping. You'd never be able to experience how good it feels to poop ever again. That feeling of contentment and Nirvana after sitting down and releasing that pressure while doing stuff on your phone after a hard day at work. It's almost like meditation, and you'd lose it forever. Do you dare? --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan <cite>Grand Kirby posted [p:879210591] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote> Or "poop", as it is commonly called Yes No View Results You'd never have the need to poop again. It wouldn't cause health problems, all your waste would simply disappear on its own. You'd never have to desperately rush to bathroom, struggle with passing obstinate turds, or accidentally shit yourself when drunk or after seeing a wolfman. ...But you would also lose the satisfying feeling of pooping. You'd never be able to experience how good it feels to poop ever again. That feeling of contentment and Nirvana after sitting down and releasing that pressure while doing stuff on your phone after a hard day at work. It's almost like meditation, and you'd lose it forever. Do you dare?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whoa 05/16/17 1:39:09 PM #2:	NO <cite>whoa posted [p:879210660] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>NO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 05/16/17 1:59:41 PM #3:	whoa didn't vote. --- Ulti, nifboy, yo, Jman, voltch, Kaxon, Z1mZum, Rufus Shinra, EC, FastFalcon, Krahen, Dr Football, Black Turtle, SuperNiceDog, raytan and Dp <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:879211955] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>whoa didn't vote.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 05/16/17 2:02:27 PM #4:	Yes, but I'd still take breaks at work to just sit on the can. I enjoy getting away from my desk for a few minutes to shit in silence. --- Ulti was right <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:879212137] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Yes, but I'd still take breaks at work to just sit on the can. I enjoy getting away from my desk for a few minutes to shit in silence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whoa 05/16/17 2:07:11 PM #5:	ChichiriMuyo posted... whoa didn't vote. I shit on this "VOte", refuse to Recognize it, and reject it Forcefully <cite>whoa posted [p:879212439] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChichiriMuyo posted...</cite> <quote>whoa didn't vote.</quote> I shit on this "VOte", refuse to Recognize it, and reject it Forcefully</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 05/16/17 2:08:35 PM #6:	This would be quite relevant to my interests, yes. --- Our brackets went under, but DpObliVion's lived to tell the tale. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 101 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:879212534] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>This would be quite relevant to my interests, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCain 05/16/17 4:09:33 PM #7:	Never in my life have I ever enjoyed the act of pooping. It's a waste of time, it's boring, and it's gross. I would gladly give it up in a heartbeat. --- I don't kill... but I don't lose either. <cite>CassandraCain posted [p:879219774] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Never in my life have I ever enjoyed the act of pooping. It's a waste of time, it's boring, and it's gross. I would gladly give it up in a heartbeat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 05/16/17 4:11:21 PM #8:	Needing to poop when there's no toilet around is so not worth getting whatever minor, fleeting satisfaction comes after getting to do it. Would get rid of it. --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvGKDK2WIAAmKTf?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:879219866] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Needing to poop when there's no toilet around is so not worth getting whatever minor, fleeting satisfaction comes after getting to do it. Would get rid of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swordz9 05/16/17 4:20:51 PM #9:	Never having to poop would be incredible. Like the epitome of human evolution incredible. I'd probably take it over superpowers even <cite>swordz9 posted [p:879220391] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Never having to poop would be incredible. Like the epitome of human evolution incredible. I'd probably take it over superpowers even</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark Young Link 05/16/17 4:23:01 PM #10:	Never having to worry about a fart being a shart sounds like a good deal to me. --- http://i.imgur.com/gOGzcN4.gif DYL <cite>Dark Young Link posted [p:879220523] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Never having to worry about a fart being a shart sounds like a good deal to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Januzaj_Dragon 05/16/17 4:29:17 PM #11:	Heres a better question You can only get rid of 1. Pooping or pissing I'd get rid of pissing. Don't mind shitting. You can pick your own time unless you need to go urgently and it's only once a day unless you have a bad stomach. <cite>Januzaj_Dragon posted [p:879220909] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Heres a better question You can only get rid of 1. Pooping or pissing I'd get rid of pissing. Don't mind shitting. You can pick your own time unless you need to go urgently and it's only once a day unless you have a bad stomach.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCain 05/16/17 5:03:02 PM #12:	Pissing takes 10 seconds, pooping takes anywhere between 2-10 minutes. So like --- I don't kill... but I don't lose either. <cite>CassandraCain posted [p:879222915] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>Pissing takes 10 seconds, pooping takes anywhere between 2-10 minutes. So like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrSmartGuy 05/16/17 5:08:07 PM #13:	My body went on strike and has refused to make anything besides compacted poop for about the past 3 months, so I would get rid of this "ability" without a second thought. --- Xbox GT/PSN name/Nintendo ID: TatteredUniform http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif <cite>MrSmartGuy posted [p:879223224] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>My body went on strike and has refused to make anything besides compacted poop for about the past 3 months, so I would get rid of this "ability" without a second thought.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PumpkinCoach 05/16/17 5:09:08 PM #14:	it sounds great, but what about the damage to my psyche as i forfeit one of the few universal truths in an increasingly precarious world, and possibly lose touch with humanity --- this is a world... where birds eat horses <cite>PumpkinCoach posted [p:879223282] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>it sounds great, but what about the damage to my psyche as i forfeit one of the few universal truths in an increasingly precarious world, and possibly lose touch with humanity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 05/16/17 6:33:44 PM #15:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlBJC29PhQc --- darkx remembers his friend, GrapefruitKing. RIP :( Games beaten in 2017: 8 (Most recent - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End) <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:879228570] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlBJC29PhQc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grand Kirby 05/16/17 9:06:33 PM #16:	https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75353927 --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan <cite>Grand Kirby posted [p:879238162] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75353927</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanglicious 05/16/17 9:22:51 PM #17:	this would be life changing in all the best ways. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. <cite>Wanglicious posted [p:879239260] in If you had... [t:75352356]...</cite> <quote>this would be life changing in all the best ways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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