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HylianFox
05/15/17 3:02:53 PM
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Have you ever met a Texan? They're insufferable! All they ever do is bitch about how great Texas is and how much everywhere else sucks and it's like "why the fuck did you even leave"
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InstaReturns
05/15/17 3:04:09 PM
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I've lived in tx all my life and it sucks here
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Chicken
05/15/17 3:08:49 PM
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I like their toast.
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MACisBack
05/15/17 3:09:34 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
I've lived in tx all my life and it sucks here


But, but that BBQ though.
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tremain07
05/15/17 3:09:49 PM
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It's hot as shit here! I dread the upcoming summer.
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InstaReturns
05/15/17 3:10:11 PM
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MACisBack posted...
InstaReturns posted...
I've lived in tx all my life and it sucks here


But, but that BBQ though.

We do have really dope local bbq and Cajun food, but I mean... I could do that in any state
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Verdekal
05/15/17 3:10:21 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
I've lived in tx all my life and it sucks here

What do Texans think of that Spongebob episode?
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I Like Toast
05/15/17 3:14:51 PM
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Texas would be great if it had better weather. Low unemployment, no state income tax, and cheap as fuck cost of living.

But fuck 100+ degrees in the summer
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Virus731
05/15/17 3:25:49 PM
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I feel like as an Australian who loves delicious food, I'd be able to handle Texas.
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Were_Wyrm
05/15/17 3:28:07 PM
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We need a wall between Texas and Oklahoma.
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Caution999
05/15/17 3:28:58 PM
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can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?
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SkittyOnWailord
05/15/17 3:30:38 PM
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Caution999 posted...
can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?


Get a dog little longy.
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frozenshock
05/15/17 3:33:12 PM
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I met a Texan girl one. She was super hot, but she was like 5 feet tall. So tiny. But hot.
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Virus731
05/15/17 3:35:53 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I met a Texan girl one. She was super hot, but she was like 5 feet tall. So tiny. But hot.


I like being able to pick them up with one arm.
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chill02
05/15/17 3:36:49 PM
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@Asherlee10
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Gamer99z
05/15/17 3:37:53 PM
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chill02 posted...
@Asherlee10

He just wishes others would stay out of Austin.
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Virus731
05/15/17 3:37:54 PM
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chill02 posted...
@Asherlee10


Is that a Texan girl I'd be able to pick up with one arm?
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
05/15/17 3:39:54 PM
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I was at the bar with some girl from Houston that was in town for business and one of the regulars that loved from Texas. Lot of fun.
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_Rinku_
05/15/17 3:40:05 PM
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One of my friends is from Texas. He mostly talks about wrestling and Resident Evil, so he's cool in my book.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/15/17 3:41:06 PM
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Virus731 posted...
frozenshock posted...
I met a Texan girl one. She was super hot, but she was like 5 feet tall. So tiny. But hot.


I like being able to pick them up with one arm.


Ewww
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dodgefan91
05/15/17 3:45:39 PM
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I really liked Texas when I went last year. I'm gonna go back again this summer and I've actually been thinking about moving there when I'm done with school.
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