Current Events > Zimbabwean pastor gets eaten by crocodiles while trying to perform a miracle

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PokemonYoutube 05/15/17 8:01:35 AM #1:	https://abiyamo.com/zimbabwean-pastor-jonathan-mthethwa-drowns-and-gets-eaten-by-three-crocodiles-while-trying-to-show-his-congregants-he-could-walk-on-water-like-jesus-did/ Gotta love these deluded religious kooks. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:879130724] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>https://abiyamo.com/zimbabwean-pastor-jonathan-mthethwa-drowns-and-gets-eaten-by-three-crocodiles-while-trying-to-show-his-congregants-he-could-walk-on-water-like-jesus-did/ Gotta love these deluded religious kooks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/15/17 8:06:09 AM #2:	Poor guy. Those Facebook comments in that article are savage, though. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:879130833] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Poor guy. Those Facebook comments in that article are savage, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flasbangs 05/15/17 8:11:13 AM #3:	"Let me just take a stroll out into the crocodile river, what could go wrong?" Nothing of value was lost. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer <cite>Flasbangs posted [p:879130977] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>"Let me just take a stroll out into the crocodile river, what could go wrong?" Nothing of value was lost.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 05/15/17 8:12:11 AM #4:	If you think you can walk on water maybe start with a kiddie pool? --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:879131009] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>If you think you can walk on water maybe start with a kiddie pool?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/15/17 8:20:27 AM #5:	Those silly Pentecostals. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:879131218] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Those silly Pentecostals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Undying 05/17/17 12:45:21 AM #7:	When I die, I really don't want to be eaten alive. <cite>Undying posted [p:879251164] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>When I die, I really don't want to be eaten alive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 05/18/17 11:23:02 PM #9:	Jesus is reported as saying "You think you're good, well I control crocodiles motherfucker." --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:879382053] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is reported as saying "You think you're good, well I control crocodiles motherfucker."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralZhao 05/18/17 11:24:11 PM #10:	This dude could've just did the floatation magic trick --- http://imgur.com/a/f52rH <cite>GeneralZhao posted [p:879382119] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>This dude could've just did the floatation magic trick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clad 05/18/17 11:25:38 PM #11:	lol damn <cite>Clad posted [p:879382193] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>lol damn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChibiGhasts 05/18/17 11:26:04 PM #12:	thats pretty impressive that three crocodiles came after him to be honest --- i am not ghasts <cite>ChibiGhasts posted [p:879382216] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>thats pretty impressive that three crocodiles came after him to be honest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/18/17 11:28:47 PM #13:	ChibiGhasts posted... thats pretty impressive that three crocodiles came after him to be honest crocodiles are top of the food chain.... shouldn't of been doing what he been doing. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:879382346] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChibiGhasts posted...</cite> <quote>thats pretty impressive that three crocodiles came after him to be honest</quote> crocodiles are top of the food chain.... shouldn't of been doing what he been doing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 05/18/17 11:29:02 PM #14:	"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL --- Currently Playing: Trails in the Sky SC http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/ZYPfDmJ.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:879382357] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/18/17 11:33:10 PM #15:	Leanaunfurled posted... "We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL Goddamn it I was eating --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:879382528] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL</quote> Goddamn it I was eating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
infinitydev2020 05/18/17 11:35:16 PM #16:	Jesus Death Rolling Christ no wonder why people call us stupid... "We don't understand how this happened, we fasted and prayed the whole week" .....its time like these I wonder how red Gods face is from all the facepalming... --- "I'm a handsome man with a charming personality" Gabe Newell <cite>infinitydev2020 posted [p:879382620] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Death Rolling Christ no wonder why people call us stupid... "We don't understand how this happened, we fasted and prayed the whole week" .....its time like these I wonder how red Gods face is from all the facepalming...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clad 05/18/17 11:38:54 PM #17:	After reading the article, I have a feeling its satire. No real pastor would actually do this. >.> It's way too stupid. <cite>Clad posted [p:879382799] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>After reading the article, I have a feeling its satire. No real pastor would actually do this. >.> It's way too stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 05/20/17 10:59:29 PM #18:	Karma in action <cite>PBusted posted [p:879502139] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Karma in action</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 05/21/17 1:27:56 PM #19:	PBusted posted... Karma in action Uh...what...? I don't think you know what karma means. --- Currently Playing: Trails in the Sky SC http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/ZYPfDmJ.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:879529319] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote>Karma in action</quote> Uh...what...? I don't think you know what karma means.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 05/21/17 1:29:44 PM #20:	PBusted posted... Karma in action Not Karma, Natural Selection in action --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:879529406] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote>Karma in action</quote> Not Karma, Natural Selection in action</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gossipgirl 05/21/17 1:33:18 PM #21:	Leanaunfurled posted... "We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL The Crocodiles probably fasted and prayed as well. I suppose god decided to humour them --- You know you love me... XOXO <cite>Gossipgirl posted [p:879529581] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL</quote> The Crocodiles probably fasted and prayed as well. I suppose god decided to humour them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkDragon400 05/21/17 1:40:22 PM #22:	Clad posted... After reading the article, I have a feeling its satire. No real pastor would actually do this. >.> It's way too stupid. I got that impression after reading that he drowned into the crocodile river also known as the crocodile river. --- http://i.imgur.com/Zkq2JUS.png http://i.imgur.com/AS9KUto.jpg <cite>DarkDragon400 posted [p:879529941] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>Clad posted...</cite> <quote>After reading the article, I have a feeling its satire. No real pastor would actually do this. >.> It's way too stupid.</quote> I got that impression after reading that he drowned into the crocodile river also known as the crocodile river.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 05/21/17 1:42:27 PM #23:	Are people really so gullible that they fall for all these satirical websites? --- The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:879530060] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Are people really so gullible that they fall for all these satirical websites?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 05/21/17 1:43:37 PM #24:	God just uses crocodiles to test our faith <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:879530120] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>God just uses crocodiles to test our faith</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 05/23/17 12:35:27 AM #26:	Oh snap. What a way to go. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:879631211] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote>Oh snap. What a way to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 05/23/17 12:37:53 AM #28:	Leanaunfurled posted... "We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL Lol --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:879631334] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week." LOLOLOLOLOL</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 05/25/17 12:32:59 AM #29:	Leanaunfurled posted... PBusted posted... Karma in action Uh...what...? I don't think you know what karma means. Obviously I'm using it as a colloquial synonym for irony <cite>PBusted posted [p:879763111] in Zimbabwean... [t:75347745]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote>Karma in action</quote> Uh...what...? I don't think you know what karma means.</quote> Obviously I'm using it as a colloquial synonym for irony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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