Poll of the Day > who can beat what my mom got today?

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thecolorgreen
05/14/17 7:32:44 PM
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i took her to the georgia aquarium for the first time and bought her a teddy dolphin and then took her to red lobster
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MrMelodramatic
05/14/17 7:33:40 PM
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I called her and told her I loved her.
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thecolorgreen
05/14/17 7:43:31 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I called her and told her I loved her.


fuck
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Lokchan
05/14/17 7:45:51 PM
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I could beat that dolphin I to a fine pulp if I was there.
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AwesomeTurtwig
05/14/17 7:49:27 PM
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I got her a gift card to Joann, her favorite store.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/14/17 7:50:24 PM
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I sent her a dick pic
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MICHALECOLE
05/14/17 7:53:24 PM
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I got my mom a Jesus candle and a globe

I get her a Jesus candle for every occasion because I think it's funny
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TheOrangeMisfit
05/14/17 7:56:59 PM
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I thought the punch line was going to be your dad's wiener
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Muffinz0rz
05/14/17 8:04:29 PM
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I gave her the D
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JOExHIGASHI
05/14/17 8:17:23 PM
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I can beat up a teddy dolphin with one arm tied behind my back
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Runner_style
05/14/17 8:19:40 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I gave her the D


In a way she gave you the D.
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thecolorgreen
05/14/17 9:38:13 PM
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Lokchan posted...
I could beat that dolphin I to a fine pulp if I was there.


didnt understand this until

JOExHIGASHI posted...
I can beat up a teddy dolphin with one arm tied behind my back


I read this
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helIy
05/14/17 9:43:16 PM
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i sent my wife , loving mother to our alright looking baby, and her mother, to a spa day.
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