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Syncronous
05/12/17 11:33:44 PM
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She gave me a strange look and speed walked away. It's the longest conversation I've had with a girl all week.

Give it to me straight, CE. Am I in?
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FightingGames
05/12/17 11:38:46 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/12/17 11:39:42 PM
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You have 100% booty hole access
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/12/17 11:41:14 PM
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I held the door open for a chick today, looked at her ass as she walked by me and then whistled.

She looked back at me, smiled, and said "You like it?", I said "You know it".
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unclekoolaid73
05/12/17 11:42:24 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
I held the door open for a chick today, looked at her ass as she walked by me and then whistled.

She looked back at me, smiled, and said "You like it?", I said "You know it".



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ChrisHanson24
05/12/17 11:43:03 PM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
I held the door open for a chick today, looked at her ass as she walked by me and then whistled.

She looked back at me, smiled, and said "You like it?", I said "You know it".



CqiJY9q

if he really said that she would have called the cops
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ImNotAnIdiot
05/12/17 11:43:18 PM
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Syncronous posted...
and speed walked away.

She obviously speed walked away from you to go rub one out after being in your presence.

You're definitely in, bro.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/12/17 11:45:45 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
Syncronous posted...
and speed walked away.

She obviously speed walked away from you to go rub one out after being in your presence.

You're definitely in, bro.


She was waiting in the bathroom stall naked for TC to impregnate her.
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ShinigamiSoul
05/12/17 11:49:00 PM
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She prolly speed walked away cause you prolly smell bad TC
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Fossil
05/12/17 11:52:36 PM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
I held the door open for a chick today, looked at her ass as she walked by me and then whistled.

She looked back at me, smiled, and said "You like it?", I said "You know it".



CqiJY9q

lol'd
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Neo7
05/12/17 11:58:38 PM
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http://www.babynames.com/
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Syncronous
05/14/17 1:30:54 PM
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Thanks for the confidence boost, guys. I'm going to start holding the door open for more girls and complimenting their scents.
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Turbam
05/14/17 1:31:27 PM
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You'll be eating her butt tonight.
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Damn_Underscore
05/14/17 2:04:49 PM
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Obviously this didn't happen, but if this actually does happen try saying "I love your hair" (assuming you actually do)

might actually work as a conversation starter
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Sami1000
05/14/17 2:12:07 PM
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Weird i did the exact opposite today. I actually kept the door closed. That girl was STRONG, i barely managed to hold the door. Had to stop when her mother came to the door though.
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Duncanwii
05/14/17 2:29:05 PM
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I told a hostess at Unos she was cute and she thanked me. Then she told me she was 18. Felt bad man :(
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nativengine
05/14/17 3:02:51 PM
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She walked away quickly because she wanted sex, you were supposed to follow her. Well, now you know and knowing is half the battle.
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glitteringfairy
05/14/17 3:05:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I told a hostess at Unos she was cute and she thanked me. Then she told me she was 18. Felt bad man :(

To old for ya?
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Syncronous
05/14/17 5:17:51 PM
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If the next girl speed walks away, I'll be sure to chase after her. I had no idea girls were into that.
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Duncanwii
05/14/17 9:33:18 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Duncanwii posted...
I told a hostess at Unos she was cute and she thanked me. Then she told me she was 18. Felt bad man :(

To old for ya?

Too young actually.
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Kisai
05/14/17 9:36:54 PM
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Are you sure it was her hair? Might've been perfume. The only times I've had someone tell me my hair smelled nice was when they practically had their nose up against my hair.
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Syncronous
05/15/17 1:38:12 PM
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Kisai posted...
Are you sure it was her hair? Might've been perfume. The only times I've had someone tell me my hair smelled nice was when they practically had their nose up against my hair.

I had my nose up against her hair.
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ShinigamiSoul
05/15/17 1:39:53 PM
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Syncronous posted...
Kisai posted...
Are you sure it was her hair? Might've been perfume. The only times I've had someone tell me my hair smelled nice was when they practically had their nose up against my hair.

I had my nose up against her hair.

Wow...
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voldothegr8
05/15/17 1:45:16 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
unclekoolaid73 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
I held the door open for a chick today, looked at her ass as she walked by me and then whistled.

She looked back at me, smiled, and said "You like it?", I said "You know it".



CqiJY9q

if he really said that she would have called the cops

Depends if he looks good or not. If he's a chad she's blushing and if not she's creeped out.
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Syncronous
05/15/17 7:31:59 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Syncronous posted...
Kisai posted...
Are you sure it was her hair? Might've been perfume. The only times I've had someone tell me my hair smelled nice was when they practically had their nose up against my hair.

I had my nose up against her hair.

Wow...

Don't judge my methods.
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Syncronous
05/17/17 1:35:55 AM
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Bump
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