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fire_bolt
05/12/17 6:22:11 PM
#1:


We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 7:40:58 PM
#2:


Wait, wtf? You can only swipe so many times per day now? Damn, Tinder got greedy
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GODTIER
05/12/17 7:45:07 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash




sure, blame the camera
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:06:15 PM
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GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash




sure, blame the camera


I mean, I'm not trying to say I'm damn good looking or something. My camera is literally trash.

Taken with my webcam:

u88W7E0

vs taken with my bro's phone

zL8WTxJ

Note that both of these are on my profile >_>
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:07:55 PM
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yeah you need new pictures
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Offworlder1
05/12/17 8:12:51 PM
#7:


Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ?
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:13:34 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ?


lol
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/12/17 8:14:19 PM
#9:


You need new pictures of a different person
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:16:02 PM
#10:


Offworlder1 posted...
Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ?


What, that I'm 2 inches too short, an inch too short of dick, and an order of magnitude off of the salary requirement to be up to Tinder girls standards? Idgaf, this is more of a social experiment than an actual attempt to hook up. Wanna see what happens with all right swipes for a couple of weeks

EDIT: Forgot to mention 60 pounds overweight.
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Roxborough4Ever
05/12/17 8:20:09 PM
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you'll get bots, a couple of "heys" from people of equal status, and a whole lot of being ignored

hope i saved you the hurt and heartbreak

my advice: get money. Like, work real hard, gamble, do whatever....get your million, then you can do w/e the fuck you want and the ladies will come crawling
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:21:28 PM
#12:


GJpjZd5

F17pcP6

xQyWl9F


here fam you can use these pictures of me let me know how many bitches wet their pajamas talking to you
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:23:47 PM
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GODTIER posted...
GJpjZd5

F17pcP6

xQyWl9F


here fam you can use these pictures of me let me know how many bitches wet their pajamas talking to you


Lmao, if I was gonna make a fake profile I'd use actually good pics. No thanks
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:25:16 PM
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i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance

thanks for FUCKING NOTHING TC

guess I'll just post the shit on fucking facebook instead you fucking JERK
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:26:54 PM
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GODTIER posted...
i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance

thanks for FUCKING NOTHING TC

guess I'll just post the shit on fucking facebook instead you fucking JERK


I mean, CE is the exact wrong place for that bud. That said, Ill play nice. You work out? Those arms look pretty solid
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:27:29 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...
i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance

thanks for FUCKING NOTHING TC

guess I'll just post the shit on fucking facebook instead you fucking JERK


I mean, CE is the exact wrong place for that bud. That said, Ill play nice. You work out? Those arms look pretty solid



FUCK YEAH I WORK OUT THANKS BRO
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G_G
05/12/17 8:27:51 PM
#17:


yo u need a hype fade or something
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:27:59 PM
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GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...
i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance

thanks for FUCKING NOTHING TC

guess I'll just post the shit on fucking facebook instead you fucking JERK


I mean, CE is the exact wrong place for that bud. That said, Ill play nice. You work out? Those arms look pretty solid



FUCK YEAH I WORK OUT THANKS BRO


Get jacked, bruh. Bitches loved jacked dudes
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:29:12 PM
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G_G posted...
yo u need a hype fade or something


Like, I wanna do SOMETHING with this long ass hair I got but I have no idea what. Shit is halfway down my back now. I keep it neat but maybe I should get the shit layered or something.

Clean shaven atm btw. The beard was from last Christmas
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nayr626
05/12/17 8:29:47 PM
#20:


Shave the beard.
Cut your hair.
Wear different clothes.

That would help.
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GODTIER
05/12/17 8:29:54 PM
#21:


thanks TC

bitches love dudes with nice hair too and you got that going for you

and fat dudes are warm to sleep on so you got that going for you
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G_G
05/12/17 8:35:03 PM
#22:


get a fade
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Offworlder1
05/12/17 8:36:31 PM
#23:


If you cut your hair and lose a little weight you should be fine, but flashing $100 bills in your photos also might get some results.

Women on tinder are shallow so don't feel bad to pump and dump.
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:45:37 PM
#24:


Offworlder1 posted...
If you cut your hair and lose a little weight you should be fine, but flashing $100 bills in your photos also might get some results.

Women on tinder are shallow so don't feel bad to pump and dump.


Honestly, I REALLY wish I could run like 6 different Tinder accounts at once to mess with different pics and see what happens. Like have the base one I'm using now, one that's got money everywhere in it, one that has the exact same profile info as my base one with with my lil bro's pics (he's jacked AF), etc

Working on the weight loss, trust me. Joined a gym, am doing daily cardio. Hopefully I keep it up
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Sad_Face
05/12/17 8:46:52 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
Taken with my webcam:

u88W7E0


Dude, you look terrifying.
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 8:54:25 PM
#26:


Hmm, match already. This is her proflie (no pic because my phone is trash):

"19, caffeien addict, sucker for beards & tattoos, 420 friendly :)

Special talents include sleeping til 2 PM, writing research papers, rapping lil wayne verses from memory, and I don't have a gag reflex

5'2" with a booty so I'm basically a kardashian."

She look aight, probs a bot. What should I say to her? Literally anything goes that is Gamefaqs ToS acceptable
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Offworlder1
05/12/17 9:06:28 PM
#27:


That is most certainly a bot, or a scammer who is a web cam girl, seem a similar profile and it was just some scammer.
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 9:10:54 PM
#28:


that's what I'm figuring. I need to come up with a form-mail style message to kick at bots/scammers lol. I'll think of something
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juicebox4
05/12/17 9:15:06 PM
#29:


lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 9:32:55 PM
#30:


juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison


That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon)
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:33:39 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison


That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon)



RIGHT BACK TO NOT COMPLIMENTING ME HUH
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 9:36:22 PM
#32:


GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison


That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon)



RIGHT BACK TO NOT COMPLIMENTING ME HUH


I mean, I still said you were better looking than me >_>;

Goddamn, maybe this is why you single bruh. Too touchy. Chill your tits and stop looking for positive reinforcement from others. Be happy with who you are and fuck everybody else
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:37:07 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison


That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon)



RIGHT BACK TO NOT COMPLIMENTING ME HUH


I mean, I still said you were better looking than me >_>;

Goddamn, maybe this is why you single bruh. Too touchy. Chill your tits and stop looking for positive reinforcement from others. Be happy with who you are and fuck everybody else


I'm not single tho
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 9:38:00 PM
#34:


GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...
juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model in comparison


That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon)



RIGHT BACK TO NOT COMPLIMENTING ME HUH


I mean, I still said you were better looking than me >_>;

Goddamn, maybe this is why you single bruh. Too touchy. Chill your tits and stop looking for positive reinforcement from others. Be happy with who you are and fuck everybody else


I'm not single tho


Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:40:21 PM
#35:


Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD


=/ you had time earlier until you found out i wasnt single

i see how it is bro only trying to get the puh huh
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Offworlder1
05/12/17 9:42:13 PM
#36:


I think you two need to just puck and get it over with.
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:42:52 PM
#37:


Offworlder1 posted...
I think you two need to just puck and get it over with.



if he'd treat me right
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CapnMuffin
05/12/17 9:44:08 PM
#38:


Godtier you look like a fun dude.
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:44:38 PM
#39:


CapnMuffin posted...
Godtier you look like a fun dude.



im going swimming on sunday
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 9:45:06 PM
#40:


GODTIER posted...
Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD


=/ you had time earlier until you found out i wasnt single

i see how it is bro only trying to get the puh huh


Nah, I've just been humoring you all along cuz I dun want to hurt your feels man. Poor lil thing like you seems fragile and I'm trying to let you down easy.

Offworlder1 posted...
I think you two need to just puck and get it over with.


Not my type. Girls > Traps >>> Pretty guys != Everything else
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GODTIER
05/12/17 9:47:00 PM
#41:


i hope nobody swipes right on your pictures!

wtf fire_bolt

i feel like we were so close and its like i dont even know you anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg

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fire_bolt
05/12/17 10:01:44 PM
#42:


GODTIER posted...
i hope nobody swipes right on your pictures!

wtf fire_bolt

i feel like we were so close and its like i dont even know you anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg


look guy, you're not bad looking at all but this isn't gonna work out, ok? Don't be bitter and just cherish what we had together. We'll always have the good times, like an hour ago when I liked you biceps and you told me I have nice hair, right? If things were different, maybe it would BE different, but you're dating someone and are just too rugged for me. It'll be ok tho, I promise
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GODTIER
05/12/17 10:11:25 PM
#43:


;_;

im a warrior
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fire_bolt
05/12/17 10:12:59 PM
#44:


GODTIER posted...
;_;

im a warrior


Tagging you as "Good Sport/Gun Show" bruh, no worries
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GODTIER
05/12/17 10:14:43 PM
#45:


fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...
;_;

im a warrior


Tagging you as "Good Sport/Gun Show" bruh, no worries



... a booty warrior

i likes ya and i wants ya
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Wasssup Now
05/12/17 10:25:28 PM
#46:


Looks like we got a match
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Haldol
05/13/17 12:56:11 AM
#47:


Bro to be honest you are a good looking guy. Just maybe loose some weight and clean up the hair a bit. If you like it long then keep it, but maybe style it or keep it clean, get some nice close and you'll be fine
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TheGoldenEel
05/13/17 1:36:11 AM
#48:


You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad
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fire_bolt
05/13/17 2:07:06 AM
#49:


Haldol posted...
Bro to be honest you are a good looking guy. Just maybe loose some weight and clean up the hair a bit. If you like it long then keep it, but maybe style it or keep it clean, get some nice close and you'll be fine


Thanks, I appreciate it. All things I'm working on

TheGoldenEel posted...
You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad


Pictures were all taken from occasions where I needed to dress up a bit. I wear much more casual shit most of the time.

Went ahead and signed up on Bumble and Grindr while I was at it. Hilariously, I got a match on Grindr with a transgirl who lives nearby in like 20 minutes. We're talking some now but nothing serious
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TheGoldenEel
05/13/17 2:15:42 AM
#50:


fire_bolt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad


Pictures were all taken from occasions where I needed to dress up a bit. I wear much more casual shit most of the time.

The issue is the way you chose to dress up, not the dressing up itself
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Ki_cat_
05/13/17 2:48:52 AM
#51:


Maybe suggest some styles for TC. He doesn't really know what to do with his mop.

I've only had a few conversations on Tinder. Had better luck with meetings from Okcupid and Plenty of Fish.
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