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fire_bolt 05/12/17 6:22:11 PM #1: |
We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash
--- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 7:40:58 PM #2: |
Wait, wtf? You can only swipe so many times per day now? Damn, Tinder got greedy
--- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 7:45:07 PM #4: |
fire_bolt posted...
We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash sure, blame the camera --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:06:15 PM #5: |
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...We'll see how this goes lmao. I need new and better pics tho. My phone camera is trash I mean, I'm not trying to say I'm damn good looking or something. My camera is literally trash. Taken with my webcam: vs taken with my bro's phone Note that both of these are on my profile >_> --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:07:55 PM #6: |
yeah you need new pictures
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Offworlder1 05/12/17 8:12:51 PM #7: |
Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ?
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:13:34 PM #8: |
Offworlder1 posted...
Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ? lol --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/12/17 8:14:19 PM #9: |
You need new pictures of a different person
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:16:02 PM #10: |
Offworlder1 posted...
Who wants to tell this guy the truth here ? What, that I'm 2 inches too short, an inch too short of dick, and an order of magnitude off of the salary requirement to be up to Tinder girls standards? Idgaf, this is more of a social experiment than an actual attempt to hook up. Wanna see what happens with all right swipes for a couple of weeks EDIT: Forgot to mention 60 pounds overweight. --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Roxborough4Ever 05/12/17 8:20:09 PM #11: |
you'll get bots, a couple of "heys" from people of equal status, and a whole lot of being ignored
hope i saved you the hurt and heartbreak my advice: get money. Like, work real hard, gamble, do whatever....get your million, then you can do w/e the fuck you want and the ladies will come crawling --- You feast on red herring because it is your birthright. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:21:28 PM #12: |
here fam you can use these pictures of me let me know how many bitches wet their pajamas talking to you --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:23:47 PM #13: |
GODTIER posted...
Lmao, if I was gonna make a fake profile I'd use actually good pics. No thanks --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:25:16 PM #14: |
i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance
thanks for FUCKING NOTHING TC guess I'll just post the shit on fucking facebook instead you fucking JERK --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:26:54 PM #15: |
GODTIER posted...
i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance I mean, CE is the exact wrong place for that bud. That said, Ill play nice. You work out? Those arms look pretty solid --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:27:29 PM #16: |
fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance FUCK YEAH I WORK OUT THANKS BRO --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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G_G 05/12/17 8:27:51 PM #17: |
yo u need a hype fade or something
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:27:59 PM #18: |
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...GODTIER posted...i just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself online because im having a sad day and wanted reassurance Get jacked, bruh. Bitches loved jacked dudes --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:29:12 PM #19: |
G_G posted...
yo u need a hype fade or something Like, I wanna do SOMETHING with this long ass hair I got but I have no idea what. Shit is halfway down my back now. I keep it neat but maybe I should get the shit layered or something. Clean shaven atm btw. The beard was from last Christmas --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nayr626 05/12/17 8:29:47 PM #20: |
Shave the beard.
Cut your hair. Wear different clothes. That would help. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 8:29:54 PM #21: |
thanks TC
bitches love dudes with nice hair too and you got that going for you and fat dudes are warm to sleep on so you got that going for you --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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G_G 05/12/17 8:35:03 PM #22: |
get a fade
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Offworlder1 05/12/17 8:36:31 PM #23: |
If you cut your hair and lose a little weight you should be fine, but flashing $100 bills in your photos also might get some results.
Women on tinder are shallow so don't feel bad to pump and dump. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:45:37 PM #24: |
Offworlder1 posted...
If you cut your hair and lose a little weight you should be fine, but flashing $100 bills in your photos also might get some results. Honestly, I REALLY wish I could run like 6 different Tinder accounts at once to mess with different pics and see what happens. Like have the base one I'm using now, one that's got money everywhere in it, one that has the exact same profile info as my base one with with my lil bro's pics (he's jacked AF), etc Working on the weight loss, trust me. Joined a gym, am doing daily cardio. Hopefully I keep it up --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sad_Face 05/12/17 8:46:52 PM #25: |
fire_bolt posted...
Taken with my webcam: Dude, you look terrifying. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 8:54:25 PM #26: |
Hmm, match already. This is her proflie (no pic because my phone is trash):
"19, caffeien addict, sucker for beards & tattoos, 420 friendly :) Special talents include sleeping til 2 PM, writing research papers, rapping lil wayne verses from memory, and I don't have a gag reflex 5'2" with a booty so I'm basically a kardashian." She look aight, probs a bot. What should I say to her? Literally anything goes that is Gamefaqs ToS acceptable --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 05/12/17 9:06:28 PM #27: |
That is most certainly a bot, or a scammer who is a web cam girl, seem a similar profile and it was just some scammer.
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 9:10:54 PM #28: |
that's what I'm figuring. I need to come up with a form-mail style message to kick at bots/scammers lol. I'll think of something
--- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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juicebox4 05/12/17 9:15:06 PM #29: |
lol GodTier looks like a model
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 9:32:55 PM #30: |
juicebox4 posted...
lol GodTier looks like a model That's not saying much tho. It's like saying Leonard is a good boyfriend (compared to Sheldon) --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:33:39 PM #31: |
fire_bolt posted...
juicebox4 posted...lol GodTier looks like a model RIGHT BACK TO NOT COMPLIMENTING ME HUH --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 9:36:22 PM #32: |
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...juicebox4 posted...lol GodTier looks like a model I mean, I still said you were better looking than me >_>; Goddamn, maybe this is why you single bruh. Too touchy. Chill your tits and stop looking for positive reinforcement from others. Be happy with who you are and fuck everybody else --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:37:07 PM #33: |
fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...fire_bolt posted...juicebox4 posted...lol GodTier looks like a model I'm not single tho --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 9:38:00 PM #34: |
GODTIER posted...
fire_bolt posted...GODTIER posted...fire_bolt posted...juicebox4 posted...lol GodTier looks like a model Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:40:21 PM #35: |
Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD =/ you had time earlier until you found out i wasnt single i see how it is bro only trying to get the puh huh --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 05/12/17 9:42:13 PM #36: |
I think you two need to just puck and get it over with.
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:42:52 PM #37: |
Offworlder1 posted...
I think you two need to just puck and get it over with. if he'd treat me right --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 05/12/17 9:44:08 PM #38: |
Godtier you look like a fun dude.
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:44:38 PM #39: |
CapnMuffin posted...
Godtier you look like a fun dude. im going swimming on sunday --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 9:45:06 PM #40: |
GODTIER posted...
Then go get your significant other to jack your ego off, ain't nobody here got time for that shit xD Nah, I've just been humoring you all along cuz I dun want to hurt your feels man. Poor lil thing like you seems fragile and I'm trying to let you down easy. Offworlder1 posted... I think you two need to just puck and get it over with. Not my type. Girls > Traps >>> Pretty guys != Everything else --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 9:47:00 PM #41: |
i hope nobody swipes right on your pictures!
wtf fire_bolt i feel like we were so close and its like i dont even know you anymore --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 10:01:44 PM #42: |
GODTIER posted...
i hope nobody swipes right on your pictures! look guy, you're not bad looking at all but this isn't gonna work out, ok? Don't be bitter and just cherish what we had together. We'll always have the good times, like an hour ago when I liked you biceps and you told me I have nice hair, right? If things were different, maybe it would BE different, but you're dating someone and are just too rugged for me. It'll be ok tho, I promise --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 10:11:25 PM #43: |
;_;
im a warrior --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 05/12/17 10:12:59 PM #44: |
GODTIER posted...
;_; Tagging you as "Good Sport/Gun Show" bruh, no worries --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 05/12/17 10:14:43 PM #45: |
fire_bolt posted...
GODTIER posted...;_; ... a booty warrior i likes ya and i wants ya --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wasssup Now 05/12/17 10:25:28 PM #46: |
Looks like we got a match
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Haldol 05/13/17 12:56:11 AM #47: |
Bro to be honest you are a good looking guy. Just maybe loose some weight and clean up the hair a bit. If you like it long then keep it, but maybe style it or keep it clean, get some nice close and you'll be fine
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TheGoldenEel 05/13/17 1:36:11 AM #48: |
You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad
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fire_bolt 05/13/17 2:07:06 AM #49: |
Haldol posted...
Bro to be honest you are a good looking guy. Just maybe loose some weight and clean up the hair a bit. If you like it long then keep it, but maybe style it or keep it clean, get some nice close and you'll be fine Thanks, I appreciate it. All things I'm working on TheGoldenEel posted... You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad Pictures were all taken from occasions where I needed to dress up a bit. I wear much more casual shit most of the time. Went ahead and signed up on Bumble and Grindr while I was at it. Hilariously, I got a match on Grindr with a transgirl who lives nearby in like 20 minutes. We're talking some now but nothing serious --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 05/13/17 2:15:42 AM #50: |
fire_bolt posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...You desperately need a haircut, and to stop dressing like you're someone's dad The issue is the way you chose to dress up, not the dressing up itself --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 05/13/17 2:48:52 AM #51: |
Maybe suggest some styles for TC. He doesn't really know what to do with his mop.
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