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Kitt
05/11/17 11:59:08 AM
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She's also taking really loud on her phone.

God, why must you play with my life like this?
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E32005
05/11/17 11:59:48 AM
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Kitt
05/11/17 12:01:00 PM
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E32005 posted...
Get up

I'm stuck.
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Turbam
05/11/17 12:03:49 PM
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Fondle her
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philsov
05/11/17 12:03:59 PM
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how are you free to operate your communication device?
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Kitt
05/11/17 12:07:15 PM
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philsov posted...
how are you free to operate your communication device?

I had it out in my right hand before she sat next to me. This is my only means of distress to you before I potentially suffocate (or make it to the station). Remember me, pls.
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eston
05/11/17 12:09:13 PM
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Start singing really loud like those old guys outside the grocery store
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Kitt
05/11/17 12:11:26 PM
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I'm finally free and the left side of my body feels numb.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/11/17 12:13:41 PM
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did she have a phat ass
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Ampelas
05/11/17 12:14:32 PM
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Remember, some people would pay for that experience
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Kitt
05/11/17 12:24:40 PM
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"Old School Music! Old School Music! If you can't listen to one stanky leg, put in another one and dab on'em!"

There's an old dude standing nearby that's just repeatedly yelling this non stop here at the train station. I think the public transit service is slowing driving me to insanity
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eston
05/11/17 12:25:36 PM
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Yeah but I bet that guy never has any fat women leaning on him
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The23rdMagus
05/11/17 12:26:30 PM
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Ugh. So many breaches of proper etiquette. Shows a complete lack of respect.

Phone calls on public transportation bug the hell out of me. And unless we're dating, keep to your own seat.
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Kitt
05/11/17 12:32:00 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Ugh. So many breaches of proper etiquette. Shows a complete lack of respect.

Phone calls on public transportation bug the hell out of me. And unless we're dating, keep to your own seat.

There's that. While we're at it, two dudes are currently having a conversation that everyone in the train car can hear. I've theorized that it's impossible for most people to use their inside voice on the train. Lots of people look annoyed right now.
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Steelix500
05/11/17 12:35:59 PM
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I would just get up
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