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marthsheretoo
05/11/17 4:27:14 AM
#51:


F1rstBlood posted...
She went off for a bit longer after that, I think it was a lost cause, but maybe.


Show us mang
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 4:39:19 AM
#52:


MjFjBH5

Ayeeee
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 4:44:50 AM
#53:


qHdpMfz

Damn, definitely thought someone that looked like her would say yes. I'll start trying harder, that Elaine response was awful
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itachi15243
05/11/17 4:46:32 AM
#54:


F1rstBlood posted...
qHdpMfz

Damn, definitely thought someone that looked like her would say yes. I'll start trying harder, that Elaine response was awful


Mention that to her. Tell her she's not even as good as half your yes's
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Tekutso
05/11/17 4:51:40 AM
#55:


itachi15243 posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
qHdpMfz

Damn, definitely thought someone that looked like her would say yes. I'll start trying harder, that Elaine response was awful


Mention that to her. Tell her she's not even as good as half your yes's


What would be the point of that bro. Lol.
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 4:53:12 AM
#56:


I think I'm already insulting them enough by asking this tbh =/
Wouldn't do that to her
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marthsheretoo
05/11/17 4:59:33 AM
#57:


marthsheretoo posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
She went off for a bit longer after that, I think it was a lost cause, but maybe.


Show us mang


Cmon dude, I wanna see. Shit's hilarious.
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Tadamoto12
05/11/17 5:00:15 AM
#58:


It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y
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SiO4
05/11/17 5:01:50 AM
#59:


LOL tag for that modern living
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Sativa_Rose
05/11/17 5:08:48 AM
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God those guys look like a bunch of football douches
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Tekutso
05/11/17 5:13:59 AM
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If you're like a 6 or a 7, or have nice abs and are fit, its that easy...
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Turtlebread
05/11/17 5:18:11 AM
#62:


Tadamoto12 posted...
It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y


the middle incel guy could EASILY be a chad if he put some effort in
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Returning_CEmen
05/11/17 5:20:11 AM
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Tadamoto12
05/11/17 5:35:19 AM
#64:


Sativa_Rose posted...
God those guys look like a bunch of football douches

Yeah. But that's the typical type of guy that girls go for.
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im not 13
05/11/17 5:37:17 AM
#65:


Tadamoto12 posted...
EU1Z42Y


The normies look hotter than the chads
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Axiom
05/11/17 5:39:21 AM
#66:


Tadamoto12 posted...

Get the fuck out of this topic with your bitter loser bullshit. No one cares what you think in the least and you're ruining a fun topic
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DrizztLink
05/11/17 5:40:23 AM
#67:


Turtlebread posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y


the middle incel guy could EASILY be a chad if he put some effort in

Honestly, him and the one on the left aren't that bad looking.
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haloiscoolisbak
05/11/17 5:43:49 AM
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Eh,surprised this is getting such mad respect from everyone. It doesn't take that much time to rack up 70 matches and it doesn't take that much courage to blanket message them all. Kudos if you see one through tho
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ReignFury
05/11/17 5:44:02 AM
#69:


Solid work TC
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 5:47:50 AM
#70:


haloiscoolisbak posted...
Eh,surprised this is getting such mad respect from everyone. It doesn't take that much time to rack up 70 matches and it doesn't take that much courage to blanket message them all. Kudos if you see one through tho

Messaged 96 now.
The true heroism is taking that chance that I'll be recognized on campus! Here's to it being finals week and me being three days away from leaving Austin for the summer =)
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Axiom
05/11/17 5:49:17 AM
#71:


haloiscoolisbak posted...
Eh,surprised this is getting such mad respect from everyone. It doesn't take that much time to rack up 70 matches and it doesn't take that much courage to blanket message them all. Kudos if you see one through tho

Not so much a hero as a guy providing good entertainment. That elaine and sophie one cracked me up
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haloiscoolisbak
05/11/17 5:49:35 AM
#72:


I've done something similar regarding blanket messaging dozens of dormant matches, but wasn't quite as forward as you Tc. Good luck all the same if you actually plan to meet up with one
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ReignFury
05/11/17 5:51:15 AM
#73:


Im married so Im living vicariously through TC, hes reminding me of my single days.
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ArchiePeck
05/11/17 5:59:31 AM
#74:


Chicken posted...
TC must be rich for him to get a bite that easily.


Ugh, this sort of guy. Go out and get ****ing laid already.
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 6:12:22 AM
#75:


marthsheretoo posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
She went off for a bit longer after that, I think it was a lost cause, but maybe.


Show us mang


Cmon dude, I wanna see. Shit's hilarious.

Ah sorry homie, she unmatched with me.

it went something like:
I asked her if she wanted my snapchat to see what she's working with
she said literally no one wants to see my dick
I said I'll send face pictures then!...with the occasional dick
And she said just send me the face pic, thats all i need to see a dick

=/
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DrizztLink
05/11/17 6:13:26 AM
#76:


F1rstBlood posted...
And she said just send me the face pic, thats all i need to see a dick

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littlebro07
05/11/17 6:21:55 AM
#77:


F1rstBlood posted...
And she said just send me the face pic, thats all i need to see a dick



DAAAAAAAAMN
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 6:32:07 AM
#78:


514e9FV

What am I doing....

She was actually really pretty and after a realization for potentially having mutual friends I checked FB and we have 4
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Sami1000
05/11/17 6:35:50 AM
#79:


Tc, you are wesome, please keep this up.
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DemonBuffet
05/11/17 6:40:37 AM
#80:


Lmao this is great!
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ReignFury
05/11/17 6:45:25 AM
#81:


TC slipping. Put your gameface on son
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Tekutso
05/11/17 6:46:39 AM
#82:


Lmao nice
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1NfamousACE_2
05/11/17 6:47:14 AM
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Great topic
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littlebro07
05/11/17 6:57:30 AM
#85:


F1rstBlood posted...
514e9FV

What am I doing....

She was actually really pretty and after a realization for potentially having mutual friends I checked FB and we have 4


Lmfao
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EffectAndCause
05/11/17 6:57:42 AM
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TC is a fucking God among men.
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Scorsese2002
05/11/17 7:05:46 AM
#87:


10/10 topic
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MegaTech
05/11/17 7:08:06 AM
#88:


Hilarious
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EffectAndCause
05/11/17 7:12:40 AM
#89:


Tadamoto12 posted...
It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y


I feel like there's a chunk missing between Normies and Chads that I belong to.
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Wetterdew
05/11/17 7:15:45 AM
#90:


These are fun to read, even though a lot of them are fairly disrespectful. I'm in Austin, too, btw.

If you're bi, do a Grindr version.
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Solar_Crimson
05/11/17 7:19:40 AM
#91:


Tadamoto12 posted...
It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y

So much bitterness.
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F1rstBlood
05/11/17 7:22:22 AM
#92:


zdixmXI
ETU1DTR

Gonna go through with this one...and probably stop if it works out
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stone
05/11/17 7:28:41 AM
#93:


Nice. She actually looks pretty good.
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StealthRock
05/11/17 7:40:52 AM
#94:


Man! i miss this! lol

nice Job TC. kill em bro
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apocalyptic_4
05/11/17 7:45:22 AM
#95:


Tadamoto12 posted...
It can't be this easy. The only reason for this is if TC looks like the slayers from this:

EU1Z42Y


Lmfao who made this
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apolloooo
05/11/17 7:47:20 AM
#96:


Prepare your penis ;)
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TheoryzC
05/11/17 7:48:31 AM
#97:


F1rstBlood posted...
Gonna go through with this one...and probably stop if it works out

8j54MfA
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Haldol
05/11/17 7:50:58 AM
#98:


Makes me want to get back on Tinder. Lol but my dumb was would get caught swiping a girl that knows my gf
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Slaya4
05/11/17 8:05:12 AM
#99:


Damn CE brought this dudes confidence from a 10 to 1000. You run FirstBlood and you keep running!
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MegaTech
05/11/17 8:07:55 AM
#100:


See if you can set up a threesome. I think that would elevate you to God status in my book.
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