Current Events > The government assigns you a sex partner if you don't lose your virginity by 25.

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Bass_X0
05/09/17 1:59:07 PM
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Would you like to live in such a world? Everyone has to lose their virginity before their 25th birthday whether through your own choice of partner or an assigned partner.
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Solar_Crimson
05/09/17 1:59:49 PM
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How do they decide who pairs up with who?

Is it by race and/or class?
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SK8T3R215
05/09/17 2:01:30 PM
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So glad I chose 2D.
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deupd_u
05/09/17 2:02:14 PM
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I mean, I'm a fucking loser and even I got my DW waaaaaay before then.
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Vengeance29
05/09/17 2:03:05 PM
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Anyone who gets ordered a bride because they haven't had sex by 25 is getting an uggo, sorry.
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gna647
05/09/17 2:09:59 PM
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MixedRaceBaby
05/09/17 2:11:20 PM
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thanks obama
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garan
05/09/17 5:02:18 PM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
Noooope
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MakoReizei
05/09/17 5:03:17 PM
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can't we choose? like from a catalogue of girls.
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philsov
05/09/17 5:08:43 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
can't we choose? like from a catalogue of girls.


Nah. You get a government-appointed (and subsidized) 50+ year old harlot if you don't get a 1:1 match among the current pool of 25 y/o virgins.

One loses their virginity to their government-appointed sex partner, and that's the end of it. The partner then proceeds to deflower the next person. They're not yours but for less than half a day.
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pegusus123456
05/09/17 11:39:16 PM
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Realistically, the government would just pair 25-year-old virgins together with a few volunteers to account for outliers. So you probably wouldn't be getting attractive people, just the people that couldn't have sex before this cut-off date and really creepy people who are using it to bang virgins.
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The Wheelman1
05/09/17 11:41:33 PM
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What if they don't want to lose their virginity?
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