Current Events > I f***ing HATE McDONALD'S!!

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I cannot put into words how much I despise McDonald's. Everytime I see those golden arches, I vomit, just a little, inside my own mouth. It sickens me to the very core of my being. If I'm walking past a McDonald's, I will sometimes have to stop walking and just stop, because I need to use every ounce of my being to just stand there and HATE IT.

Here's a list of my grievances with McDonald's

The fries are too thin and salty. I have to scrape salt off my tongue.
The hamburgers taste like processed garbage and every bite makes you feel sick
The drinks have too much ice in them, and are watered down to begin with.
The desserts give me the runs for at least 2 days. Not even joking.
The staff are always like 15 or 16 and THEY DON'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT THEIR CRAFT
The coffee is bitter and the baristas are terrible all the time.
The parking lot is always full of unsavoury types of people
The toilets are always a mess (HURP I WONDER WHY ***LOL***)
Whenever I make a complaint about something, the manager always gives me the half eye roll and then patronises me before doing absolutely nothing.

They hand you coins on top of the receipt in the drive-thru.This isn't a circus act, I just want to not drop my coins all over the f***ing ground. GOD F***ING DAMNIT .Why are they testing my f***ing co-ordination in a drive-thru?

Whenever I go there with Joey and Cookie, they always try to get me involved in eating chicken nuggets. I keep telling them that I don't want any chicken nuggets but they basically force-feed me these processed things and then I end up bed-ridden for the next 3 days. Not McDonald's fault really, but still annoying.

Who else agrees?
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What are you thoughts on burger king?
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I love mcdonalds

If only there were a simple solution to your problem of severely disliking McDonald's food...
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Yo, don't diss McDonalds fries.

They're all I ever buy from there

Sounds more like the problem is that your bowels and sensibilities are both far too sensitive.
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I hate that a large fry consist of about 15 french fries. What is the difference between a medium and large besides the box? You don't get jack in a large fry.

McDonald's used to be good because it was cheap, but now you are paying $2.50 for a McDouble and are paying $3.50 for a large fry and they are cutting size
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But they have Sausage Egg McMuffins!!! D:
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You seem upset.
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Once the fries get cold, they're not worth it and I just dump 'em.
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dat sweet and sour sauce though
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In a blind taste test McDonalds coffee placed 2nd for quality.
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Too much ice in drinks?

Every McDonald's I have been to let you make your own drink.
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No good deals either

UGH
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I know someone who took the 50 Mcnuguts challenge. Did not feel good for days.
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Hmmm I love dem salty fries
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The staff are always like 15 or 16 and THEY DON'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT THEIR CRAFT

Why would they. I would not if I was 15 and worked there.
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The only thing I learned in this topic is that I need friends/dogs named Joey and Cookie.
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You can't go alone there, I think they arrest you if you do.
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WacArnold's is a better fast food place, too.
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