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twitterfriends 05/09/17 8:45:24 AM #1:	There is a very interesting theory going around. In the Bible it says God created man in the image of God. The average person is male, Chinese, early thirties. It turns out people have been drawing Adam and Eve wrong... as well as Jesus --- #NotMyPresident #JusticeDemocrats #PathOfExile #WolfPAC #FireBannon #WeAre12 #12thMan #Seahawks #Belieber #UBI #PokemonGo #twitterfriends #MMA #PopularHashtags <cite>twitterfriends posted [p:878755101] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>There is a very interesting theory going around. In the Bible it says God created man in the image of God. The average person is male, Chinese, early thirties. It turns out people have been drawing Adam and Eve wrong... as well as Jesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/09/17 8:46:18 AM #2:	Jesus is Canadian. Deal with it. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:878755137] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is Canadian. Deal with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spincr 05/09/17 8:53:11 AM #3:	Jesus went to Japan and died there. He was probably more Japanese than anything. --- In 2000, Norad had 67 Intercepts, 100% accuracy. On 9/11 they failed 4 times in 1 day. In 2015 over 162 000 refugee's entered Sweden, 494 of them got a job. <cite>spincr posted [p:878755380] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus went to Japan and died there. He was probably more Japanese than anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/09/17 8:53:57 AM #4:	Bethlehem is in Asia . --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:878755404] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Bethlehem is in Asia .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/09/17 8:58:12 AM #5:	I can think of nothing that matters less than what race Adam and Eve were. My brother actually has a framed picture on the wall of a black Jesus, which I kinda like just for how different of an image it is --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:878755558] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>I can think of nothing that matters less than what race Adam and Eve were. My brother actually has a framed picture on the wall of a black Jesus, which I kinda like just for how different of an image it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARKINGRAM22 05/09/17 9:00:45 AM #6:	Jesus was an Arab. Olive skin and wavy hair...in that range. --- "That man practices Islam. Are you happy he was taken out since according to you he believes what terrorists do?" -VipaGTS to me <cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted [p:878755626] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus was an Arab. Olive skin and wavy hair...in that range.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/09/17 9:02:28 AM #7:	Jesus was Chinese-Canadian. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:878755683] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus was Chinese-Canadian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 05/09/17 9:24:32 AM #8:	Jesus Christ was an only child --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:878756466] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Christ was an only child</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 05/09/17 9:27:41 AM #10:	That famous picture of white Jesus is propaganda crested during the crusades. You couldn't have a war against Brown skinned Muslims if the person you are fighting the war for looks just like a brown skinned Muslim. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:878756588] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>That famous picture of white Jesus is propaganda crested during the crusades. You couldn't have a war against Brown skinned Muslims if the person you are fighting the war for looks just like a brown skinned Muslim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 05/09/17 9:29:04 AM #11:	Jesus is my Puerto Rican cousin --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:878756636] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is my Puerto Rican cousin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 05/09/17 10:19:14 AM #12:	Last time I checked the Jewish people from Nazareth ARE Asians. --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:878758576] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Last time I checked the Jewish people from Nazareth ARE Asians.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/09/17 10:20:57 AM #13:	Chinesus --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878758652] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Chinesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 05/09/17 10:22:01 AM #14:	Chicken Fried Jesus --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5z9s_bimnw Bill Nye was my hero when I was a kid! <cite>Chicken posted [p:878758701] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Chicken Fried Jesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/09/17 10:22:40 AM #15:	Jesus was a reptilian. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:878758731] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus was a reptilian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
M-Watcher 05/09/17 10:25:25 AM #16:	Jesus is whoever you want him to be. Even if you want him to be a her. ~~But the real life Jesus most likely looked Arab. Maybe half-Italian if a Roman soldier who potentially raped Mary was his father.~~ --- NNID: MWatcher27 / 3DS FC: 1203 - 9408 - 2283 http://steamcommunity.com/id/MWatcher/wishlist <cite>M-Watcher posted [p:878758846] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is whoever you want him to be. Even if you want him to be a her. But the real life Jesus most likely looked Arab. Maybe half-Italian if a Roman soldier who potentially raped Mary was his father.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmo7897 05/09/17 10:54:40 AM #17:	I saw a thing on the History Channel once about the "Face of Jesus", and while I can't find the actual video online at a quick glance, I want to say they said his face looked something like this: http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/51/768x1005/gallery-1450102902-screen-shot-2015-12-14-at-91810-am.png That being said, based on the OP here, Adam and Eve (as well as the Garden of Eden) are said to be between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers - and the heart of the Fertile Crescent, which pretty much puts it in Baghdad or close to it. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Both of these are Asian areas, so yes, Jesus was Asian. --- All Things Final Fantasy Board: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1151- There are some walks you have to take alone. http://www.gmo7897.com/img/gmo.png <cite>gmo7897 posted [p:878760218] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>I saw a thing on the History Channel once about the "Face of Jesus", and while I can't find the actual video online at a quick glance, I want to say they said his face looked something like this: http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/51/768x1005/gallery-1450102902-screen-shot-2015-12-14-at-91810-am.png That being said, based on the OP here, Adam and Eve (as well as the Garden of Eden) are said to be between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers - and the heart of the Fertile Crescent, which pretty much puts it in Baghdad or close to it. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Both of these are Asian areas, so yes, Jesus was Asian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/09/17 10:55:26 AM #18:	The Black Jesus episode of Good Times is my favorite episode of all time, of any show. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:878760249] in Asian Jesu... [t:75327320]...</cite> <quote>The Black Jesus episode of Good Times is my favorite episode of all time, of any show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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