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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 8:27:27 PM #1: |
What the fuck do I need?
Car? Check Job? Check my own house? Check I know of dudes with none of that shit getting good pussy. Yes I'm a little shy but only have all the other attributes. I should I least be able to get at least 1 girl. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 05/07/17 8:28:17 PM #2: |
Gotta drop anchor and deed through that storm
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soulunison2 05/07/17 8:29:11 PM #3: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
Yes I'm a little shy but no buts, you aren't assertive enough ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima Dragon 05/07/17 8:29:21 PM #4: |
Are you actively trying to meet girls or are you just hoping one falls into your lap?
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 8:30:55 PM #5: |
Ultima Dragon posted...
Are you actively trying to meet girls or are you just hoping one falls into your lap? The latter --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/07/17 8:34:22 PM #6: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
What the fuck do I need? You need to let go of that sense of entitlement before a girl comes anywhere near that D --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/07/17 8:34:38 PM #7: |
this has got to be a joke topic >_>
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NonDairyMiltank 05/07/17 8:36:55 PM #8: |
OP makes no mention of his looks or if he even bothers to ask women out in the first place
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emblem boy 05/07/17 8:38:25 PM #9: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
What the fuck do I need? Confidence, aggressiveness, and being a good talker are part of the list man, if not the most important things to be checked --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JayceeTHUNDER 05/07/17 8:38:32 PM #10: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me fuck her. ~ A tale as old as time . . . ~ --- Gift of the SILVER TONGUE. They say it's a mark of a good officer... and of a liar. - I'm in luv http://imgur.com/a/yUxiz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hOME5TUCK 05/07/17 8:38:52 PM #11: |
Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want.
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GreatEvilEmpire 05/07/17 8:40:59 PM #12: |
For one, you can start by respecting girls. Stop calling them good p****. And two, ask a girl out.
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bknight 05/07/17 8:41:42 PM #13: |
Are you relatively young? Go to a bar and buy a drink for the the oldest, fattest female there, she'll take you home and have sex on the first night.
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Jiek_Fafn 05/07/17 8:42:35 PM #14: |
hOME5TUCK posted...
Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want. This Just deal in volume. Every time you enter a room just ask if any of the women there want to bang. You might find this impolite, but you don't have time for manners. 30 is quickly approaching and unless you plan on teaching classes at Hogwarts you need to get yourself a nice ho to have sex with. --- PSN: Jiek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JayceeTHUNDER 05/07/17 8:43:52 PM #15: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
This is not one bit of this comment that I dont like --- Gift of the SILVER TONGUE. They say it's a mark of a good officer... and of a liar. - I'm in luv http://imgur.com/a/yUxiz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 05/07/17 8:46:43 PM #16: |
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.
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emblem boy 05/07/17 8:48:13 PM #17: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. Something we gonna learn bro --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/07/17 8:49:10 PM #18: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. practice. Shit man, I was 300 lbs of awkwardness at my worst, once I practiced and learned how to speak (which is a skill I feel every decent human being should know) it lead to this huge self improvement in myself (weight loss, cleaning myself up, etc) and now I can walk up to any girl and get a number ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JayceeTHUNDER 05/07/17 8:50:28 PM #19: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. fake it til ya make it brah --- Gift of the SILVER TONGUE. They say it's a mark of a good officer... and of a liar. - I'm in luv http://imgur.com/a/yUxiz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 8:51:51 PM #20: |
bknight posted...
Are you relatively young? Go to a bar and buy a drink for the the oldest, fattest female there, she'll take you home and have sex on the first night. I got standards man. I've been seeing girl for about a month and about half. The problem is She smokes and drinks too much. Plus a 7 year age gap. I'm 27 she's 20. I'm constantly debating with myself whether I want to fuck or not. My gay friend says I can do better and she's below my league but talking to girls is just too fucking hard for me. She offered a blowjob once but I didn't want it. I may just have to take what I can get. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 05/07/17 8:54:00 PM #21: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
hOME5TUCK posted...Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want. Dang what I wanna teach there --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/07/17 8:54:33 PM #22: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
bro, that sounds toxic as hell. Dump her, you deserve better. If you wanna smash then just tell her. but of course this is a joke topic so whodoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 05/07/17 8:55:19 PM #23: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me fuck her. Patty_Fleur posted... I got standards man. Okay, these already don't add up... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWp0.gif http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWpz.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coolppl Owns 05/07/17 8:55:23 PM #24: |
pics of you TC
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 8:56:31 PM #25: |
Coolppl Owns posted...
pics of you TC I would if I wasn't a teacher --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 05/07/17 8:57:16 PM #26: |
Where do you live?
What do you do outside of work? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 8:58:17 PM #27: |
emblem boy posted...
Where do you live? I live in Florida. I currently play Persona 5 after work. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hOME5TUCK 05/07/17 8:58:54 PM #28: |
lmao
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emblem boy 05/07/17 9:00:46 PM #29: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
emblem boy posted...Where do you live? Ya, stop that --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 05/07/17 9:00:56 PM #30: |
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. They can smell the fakeness. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 05/07/17 9:01:18 PM #31: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
JayceeTHUNDER posted...weapon_d00d816 posted... Fake better --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 9:01:19 PM #32: |
hOME5TUCK posted...
lmao It's not a joke man. P5 is the shit. But I'd throw away all my weeaboo shit for a quality girl I just can't get one. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/07/17 9:03:08 PM #33: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
lmao dude I'm a teacher, we literally get free tail (7th grade ELA) but i'm sure youre trolling duu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 05/07/17 9:07:16 PM #34: |
soulunison2 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted... 7th grade math. Maybe because I'm black it's harder for me. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/07/17 9:07:47 PM #35: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
man fuck that, I'm Mexican ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JayceeTHUNDER 05/07/17 9:13:36 PM #36: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
JayceeTHUNDER posted...weapon_d00d816 posted...Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. ... til ya MAKE IT --- Gift of the SILVER TONGUE. They say it's a mark of a good officer... and of a liar. - I'm in luv http://imgur.com/a/yUxiz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 05/07/17 10:06:05 PM #37: |
I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me f*** her.
do you realize how creepy this sentence sounds?...you might wanna start there. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 05/07/17 10:12:34 PM #38: |
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...JayceeTHUNDER posted...weapon_d00d816 posted...Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice. I was never able to fake confidence like that, sure I could put on a show for a bit, but without honesty and realness there's no real connection so nothing would ever materialize. My advice is just try to have a little fun and learn from your failures and you'll get better, its tough sometimes, but just try not to lose all your self respect, because then you're fucked. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazuma_Yagami 05/07/17 10:15:35 PM #39: |
What's the current girl you are talking to like? Party smoking white girls are fun! If you a teacher and you don't like that stuff then how did you even meet.
Start with the chick you are with now and then move on. --- This space is here only so it looks like I have a sig so my post are more noticeable. My posts look naked without a sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MB2012 05/07/17 10:57:07 PM #40: |
Make a Craigslist casual encounters ad
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JayceeTHUNDER 05/07/17 11:44:22 PM #41: |
ShotOJameson posted...
wait... isnt that EXACTLY what OP (and others in his position) wanted in the first place???? --- Gift of the SILVER TONGUE. They say it's a mark of a good officer... and of a liar. - I'm in luv http://imgur.com/a/yUxiz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 05/08/17 12:22:13 AM #42: |
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
ShotOJameson posted... omg ur right. Don't change a thing TC --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazuma_Yagami 05/09/17 3:35:35 PM #43: |
TC u alive?
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Patty_Fleur 05/09/17 5:11:23 PM #44: |
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
TC u alive? Yeah --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazuma_Yagami 05/09/17 6:21:42 PM #45: |
How is your pursuit going
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