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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 8:27:27 PM
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What the fuck do I need?

Car? Check
Job? Check
my own house? Check

I know of dudes with none of that shit getting good pussy. Yes I'm a little shy but only have all the other attributes. I should I least be able to get at least 1 girl.
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glitteringfairy
05/07/17 8:28:17 PM
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Gotta drop anchor and deed through that storm
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soulunison2
05/07/17 8:29:11 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Yes I'm a little shy but


no buts, you aren't assertive enough
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Ultima Dragon
05/07/17 8:29:21 PM
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Are you actively trying to meet girls or are you just hoping one falls into your lap?
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 8:30:55 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
Are you actively trying to meet girls or are you just hoping one falls into your lap?


The latter
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pinky0926
05/07/17 8:34:22 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
What the fuck do I need?


You need to let go of that sense of entitlement before a girl comes anywhere near that D
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soulunison2
05/07/17 8:34:38 PM
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this has got to be a joke topic >_>
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NonDairyMiltank
05/07/17 8:36:55 PM
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OP makes no mention of his looks or if he even bothers to ask women out in the first place
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emblem boy
05/07/17 8:38:25 PM
#9:


Patty_Fleur posted...
What the fuck do I need?

Car? Check
Job? Check
my own house? Check

I know of dudes with none of that shit getting good pussy. Yes I'm a little shy but only have all the other attributes. I should I least be able to get at least 1 girl.


Confidence, aggressiveness, and being a good talker are part of the list man, if not the most important things to be checked
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JayceeTHUNDER
05/07/17 8:38:32 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me fuck her.

~ A tale as old as time . . . ~
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hOME5TUCK
05/07/17 8:38:52 PM
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Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want.
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GreatEvilEmpire
05/07/17 8:40:59 PM
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For one, you can start by respecting girls. Stop calling them good p****. And two, ask a girl out.
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bknight
05/07/17 8:41:42 PM
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Are you relatively young? Go to a bar and buy a drink for the the oldest, fattest female there, she'll take you home and have sex on the first night.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/07/17 8:42:35 PM
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hOME5TUCK posted...
Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want.


This
Just deal in volume. Every time you enter a room just ask if any of the women there want to bang. You might find this impolite, but you don't have time for manners. 30 is quickly approaching and unless you plan on teaching classes at Hogwarts you need to get yourself a nice ho to have sex with.
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JayceeTHUNDER
05/07/17 8:43:52 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...


This
Just deal in volume. Every time you enter a room just ask if any of the women there want to bang. You might find this impolite, but you don't have time for manners. 30 is quickly approaching and unless you plan on teaching classes at Hogwarts you need to get yourself a nice ho to have sex with.

This is not one bit of this comment that I dont like
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weapon_d00d816
05/07/17 8:46:43 PM
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Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.
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emblem boy
05/07/17 8:48:13 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.


Something we gonna learn bro
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soulunison2
05/07/17 8:49:10 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.


practice.

Shit man, I was 300 lbs of awkwardness at my worst, once I practiced and learned how to speak (which is a skill I feel every decent human being should know) it lead to this huge self improvement in myself (weight loss, cleaning myself up, etc) and now I can walk up to any girl and get a number
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JayceeTHUNDER
05/07/17 8:50:28 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.

fake it til ya make it brah
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 8:51:51 PM
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bknight posted...
Are you relatively young? Go to a bar and buy a drink for the the oldest, fattest female there, she'll take you home and have sex on the first night.


I got standards man. I've been seeing girl for about a month and about half. The problem is She smokes and drinks too much. Plus a 7 year age gap. I'm 27 she's 20. I'm constantly debating with myself whether I want to fuck or not. My gay friend says I can do better and she's below my league but talking to girls is just too fucking hard for me. She offered a blowjob once but I didn't want it. I may just have to take what I can get.
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Kanaya413
05/07/17 8:54:00 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
hOME5TUCK posted...
Just ask every girl you see out. Eventually you'll find someone willing to let you do w/e you want.


This
Just deal in volume. Every time you enter a room just ask if any of the women there want to bang. You might find this impolite, but you don't have time for manners. 30 is quickly approaching and unless you plan on teaching classes at Hogwarts you need to get yourself a nice ho to have sex with.

Dang what I wanna teach there
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soulunison2
05/07/17 8:54:33 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...


I got standards man. I've been seeing girl for about a month and about half. The problem is She smokes and drinks too much. Plus a 7 year age gap. I'm 27 she's 20. I'm constantly debating with myself whether I want to fuck or not. My gay friend says I can do better and she's below my league but talking to girls is just too fucking hard for me. She offered a blowjob once but I didn't want it. I may just have to take what I can get.


bro, that sounds toxic as hell. Dump her, you deserve better. If you wanna smash then just tell her.

but of course this is a joke topic so whodoo
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ClockworkHare
05/07/17 8:55:19 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me fuck her.

Patty_Fleur posted...
I got standards man.

Okay, these already don't add up...
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Coolppl Owns
05/07/17 8:55:23 PM
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pics of you TC
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 8:56:31 PM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
pics of you TC


I would if I wasn't a teacher
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emblem boy
05/07/17 8:57:16 PM
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Where do you live?

What do you do outside of work?
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 8:58:17 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Where do you live?

What do you do outside of work?


I live in Florida. I currently play Persona 5 after work.
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hOME5TUCK
05/07/17 8:58:54 PM
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lmao
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emblem boy
05/07/17 9:00:46 PM
#29:


Patty_Fleur posted...
emblem boy posted...
Where do you live?

What do you do outside of work?


I live in Florida. I currently play Persona 5 after work.

Ya, stop that
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weapon_d00d816
05/07/17 9:00:56 PM
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JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.

fake it til ya make it brah

They can smell the fakeness.
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emblem boy
05/07/17 9:01:18 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.

fake it til ya make it brah

They can smell the fakeness.


Fake better
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 9:01:19 PM
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hOME5TUCK posted...
lmao


It's not a joke man. P5 is the shit. But I'd throw away all my weeaboo shit for a quality girl I just can't get one.
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soulunison2
05/07/17 9:03:08 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...


I would if I wasn't a teacher

lmao dude I'm a teacher, we literally get free tail (7th grade ELA)


but i'm sure youre trolling duu
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Patty_Fleur
05/07/17 9:07:16 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...


I would if I wasn't a teacher

lmao dude I'm a teacher, we literally get free tail (7th grade ELA)


but i'm sure youre trolling duu


7th grade math. Maybe because I'm black it's harder for me.
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soulunison2
05/07/17 9:07:47 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...


7th grade math. Maybe because I'm black it's harder for me.


man fuck that, I'm Mexican
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JayceeTHUNDER
05/07/17 9:13:36 PM
#36:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.

fake it til ya make it brah

They can smell the fakeness.

... til ya MAKE IT
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ShotOJameson
05/07/17 10:06:05 PM
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I'm having trouble finding a girl that will let me f*** her.

do you realize how creepy this sentence sounds?...you might wanna start there.
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ShotOJameson
05/07/17 10:12:34 PM
#38:


JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
JayceeTHUNDER posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Assertiveness doesn't work for people it doesn't come naturally to. You'll just make things extremely awkward. It's absolutely terrible advice.

fake it til ya make it brah

They can smell the fakeness.

... til ya MAKE IT


I was never able to fake confidence like that, sure I could put on a show for a bit, but without honesty and realness there's no real connection so nothing would ever materialize.

My advice is just try to have a little fun and learn from your failures and you'll get better, its tough sometimes, but just try not to lose all your self respect, because then you're fucked.
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Kazuma_Yagami
05/07/17 10:15:35 PM
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What's the current girl you are talking to like? Party smoking white girls are fun! If you a teacher and you don't like that stuff then how did you even meet.

Start with the chick you are with now and then move on.
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MB2012
05/07/17 10:57:07 PM
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Make a Craigslist casual encounters ad
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JayceeTHUNDER
05/07/17 11:44:22 PM
#41:


ShotOJameson posted...
My advice is just try to have a little fun and learn from your failures and you'll get better, its tough sometimes, but just try not to lose all your self respect, because then you're fucked.

wait... isnt that EXACTLY what OP (and others in his position) wanted in the first place????
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ShotOJameson
05/08/17 12:22:13 AM
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JayceeTHUNDER posted...
ShotOJameson posted...
My advice is just try to have a little fun and learn from your failures and you'll get better, its tough sometimes, but just try not to lose all your self respect, because then you're fucked.

wait... isnt that EXACTLY what OP (and others in his position) wanted in the first place????


omg ur right.

Don't change a thing TC
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Kazuma_Yagami
05/09/17 3:35:35 PM
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TC u alive?
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Patty_Fleur
05/09/17 5:11:23 PM
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Kazuma_Yagami posted...
TC u alive?


Yeah
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Kazuma_Yagami
05/09/17 6:21:42 PM
#45:


How is your pursuit going
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